The Buffalo Theory.

[jamesmark]

"Well ya see, it's like this... A herd
of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."

[RobSheffield]

Did you just make that up?!

[Ian W]

Did you just make that up?!

who cares, i like that theory and i'm sticking to it! :d

[Mike]

Did you just make that up?!

do you think he made it up? :rolleyes:

[Havard]

I like the theory.

But I have noticed that after destroying a few weaker brain cells I seem to fall over a lot!

I also wake feeling like someone has shit in my mouth and nicked £50 out of my wallet!!!

H.

[RobSheffield]

do you think he made it up? :rolleyes:

Not really

I was only joking :( Sorry Mike :(

[jamesmark]

It's actually a part of a script from the series Cheers, Cliff explaining it to Norm.

[hob]

alcohol doesn't actually kill brain cells.

[martin_a]

There was a version in The Simpson too.

I remember seeing a comedian, might have been Jimmy Carr saying a similar thing about traffic and pedestrians crossing the road "it only takes the slow or the stupid"

m.