View Full Version : Club Competition #1
!!! THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED !!!
(Winning member was MrAngry (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=1048399#post1048399))
The club has been in possession of (metaphorically speaking) a complete set of Chris Wilson brake pads for some time now. We have decided the club is going to give these away to one lucky member. To be in with a chance of winning this prize all you need to do is reply to this thread!
:trophy:
To win the prize you simply need to be the person who posts reply x to this thread, x being a secret number only the super moderators know. However, there are some rules to this competition. Nothing too complicated but they will hopefully make the competition fair.
:rulez:
This competition is only open to paid up club members.
This competition is NOT open to any of the traders, moderators or any relatives of moderators.
After you have posted to this thread you MUST wait for at least 5 other members to post after you before you may post again. If you break this rule then you will be disqualified.
In the event that someone who is disqualified or not entitled to the prize happens to post reply x, the prize will be given to the next poster as long as they are entitled to enter and have not also been disqualified.
No cash alternative will be offered for the prize.
We reserve the right to cancel this competition at any time without warning or reason.
Our decision is final.
:salute:
Now I appreciate that there maybe some of you thinking “Yeah right he’ll just give it to whoever he wants, there isn’t really a fixed winning number”. In order to prevent any such accusations I have taken a small screen shot of the forum and outlined a number on that screen shot. This number is the winning number. I have uploaded this screen shot to the moderators section and it will be moved into the public domain when we announce the winner. For authenticity purposes I have ensured this screen shot has a date stamp showing on it, and that date stamp is “22-09-06 12:40”.
:secret:
In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high, it’s certainly more than 100 but it is less than 1000.
So bearing in mind the 5 posts rule, get replying and good luck!
:ecstatic:
This competition is sponsored by Chris Wilson
What happens if someone without a Supra wins! :D
What happens if someone without a Supra wins! :DThey still win. Remember, don't reply again until 5 others have or you'll be disqualified.
So there's no point in me posting until we get over 100 replies?
So there's no point in me posting until we get over 100 replies?Depends how quickly you want it to get to 100 replies really.
Remember, don't reply again until 5 others have or you'll be disqualified. (I'm know I've said that already but I don't want anyone to claim they didn't know about that rule)
Underworld
27-09-06, 13:08
Sweet lets get posting :)
spidermonkey
27-09-06, 13:10
So there's no point in me posting until we get over 100 replies?
good point:d
Faye's Brother
27-09-06, 13:10
Is it open to relatives of super moderators? :d
This is gonna become the biggest spam thread in history - after we've posted stupid random questions about the rules obviously!
Is it open to relatives of super moderators? :dYou've shot yourself in the foot with that question I'm affriad. In the interest of fairness I'm going change the rule about moderators to exclude their relatives too.
Are they UK or J spec pads? There you go, a post that also asks a sesible question. That should count as 2 posts...;)
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 13:15
380
Question, is it 5 anything posts, or 5 posts with a guess?
Are they UK or J spec pads? There you go, a post that also asks a sesible question. That should count as 2 posts...;)Either. We will let Chris Wilson know who the winner is and they can then specify whether they want UK or Jap spec. Chris will send the pads direct to the winner.
This is my bit of help to reach 100 ....:d
Last Saturday night a young chap was walking home from a club.
It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.
Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP.....
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard
the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........BUMP......BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP......BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP......BUMP......
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock; he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and lumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew
off its hinges....
The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.......still it came.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it.....
Still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
Faye's Brother
27-09-06, 13:17
You've shot yourself in the foot with that question I'm affriad. In the interest of fairness I'm going change the rule about moderators to exclude their relatives too.
S'alright, I would have only raffled off the brake pads for Children in Need night anyway should I have won. :)
And at least this saves me have to bribe Keith with the MAP ECU I've got sitting around for the answer.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 13:18
Mawby,
What's the answer to the question in me last post?
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1046931&postcount=18
Edit by mawby to be more friendly.
Question, is it 5 anything posts, or 5 posts with a guess?Anything. The 5 posts rule is simply there to stop someone completely spamming the thread one night with millions of posts to ensure they get the winning post.
You don't win anything for posting up a correct quess to what the winning number is. You have to be the person who makes the x post to this thread, x being the winning number. (Posts numbers are shown at the top right of each post)
I'm also using this as a test competition for future competitions. If it works then I might use the idea again, but either raise or lower the winning number depending on whether the prize is won quickly or it gets boring towards the end. I also have some other ideas too for simple free competitions, but I'll wait to see how this ones goes first.
My scroll wheel!!!!! You're all going to break it!!!!!
Mary had a little pig
The sow was always grunting
So she tied it to a five barred gate
A kicked its *u****g ***t in
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 13:25
Doh, that'll teach me to read the thread properly..
It's the first day at work syndrome...
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 13:28
*fart*
Well i guess i'll reply then, need new pads anyway:d
Yes Jake please don't do that.
The Dead Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it!"
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 13:29
Groan.
Yes Jake please don't do that.
Do that CNut CD for my brother instead! :D
This could take some time
I got a feeling its going to be a long day and night
:sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly: :sly:
mikeyb10supra
27-09-06, 13:35
:cool: come on number 41
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 13:36
And another
12 members viewing so far.....
Jakes post was quite spectacular on a 30" monitor:(
Watch it be a post from malletts mallett!:d
Ist it me,:wacko: is it it me
Ist it me,:wacko: is it it me
nope :d
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 13:49
I just watched that Ford GT-TT vid. Jesus. That car's mental. Yet,... not quite fast enough? 1012 streetable. It's stuff like that which makes me miss living in the states. There's always somewhere you can go not far from you to see something rediculously fast.
.
.
Yes Jake please don't do that.
Sorry. Won't happen again
GeordieSteve
27-09-06, 14:00
I don't have a clue what's going on... but I need a set of pads and I'm a pikey
Loving your work.
why thank you :d
(although i must admit i thought the rabbit joke was a bit poor, myself)
So I broke another lease car....
...I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!
I just watched that Ford GT-TT vid. Jesus. That car's mental. Yet,... not quite fast enough? 1012 streetable. It's stuff like that which makes me miss living in the states. There's always somewhere you can go not far from you to see something rediculously fast.
No point trying to have a conversation here.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:06
Yeah, but they don't normally cure their skin over a dry heat..
Well not the ones around here.. ;)
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photo.1238.jpg
So I broke another lease car....
That doesn't suprise me, do go on...
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 14:13
love this car
Is that a real supra or a photoshop? If so, I'd really like to see how the fit and finish is. Looks like a lot of work. What kind of headlights are those, I've never seen them before.
No point trying to have a conversation here.
Why not? Did I say something wrong?
I'm so sad.. i'm watchin Doctors...because i'm actually waiting for Diagnosis Murder!!! :help:
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:16
Doctors rock
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Max Headroom
27-09-06, 14:17
yes to that
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photo.1239.jpg
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photo.1239.jpg
:rlol: that's classic mate.........
right click....and save :d
(i can't save it :()
ooh I've only just found this thread. The winning post is more than 100 but less than 1,000 eh.... :)
Why not? Did I say something wrong?
Because there's going to be lots of random comments like "I like to paint my bottom green and hide upside down in the garden" etc.
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1025/winnerwettshirt2004eh8.jpg
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:20
But trees are green
Is this the anger management thread?
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1025/winnerwettshirt2004eh8.jpg
:rlol:
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/lions.and.bush.pilot.jpg
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1025/winnerwettshirt2004eh8.jpg
I'm sure that's just his sweaty back and not the photoshop faced kid pissing on him.
(oh shit, was that waiting 5 or on the fifth?) What happens if the winning post is someone disqualified?
“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
Max Headroom
27-09-06, 14:23
What?
I don't get it either.....:p
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/791/politicalcorrectnessys9.jpg
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:30
Nasty
I have nothing interesting to post or say.
I'll get me coat then
I'm just going for the random picture option...
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4222/mozambiqueft2.jpg
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/road.kill.lane.jpg
nasty...
oh shit, was that waiting 5 or on the fifth?
waiting 5 :d :p
I'm at work so have no decent pictures.....
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/723/mandarinairlinesfk1.jpg
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 14:40
That lion thing was funny. Anybody have any more pics or info on that red wide body supra posted a few pages ago? B-Design I think?
waiting 5 :d :p
Arse.
So I can write what I want on here now then and generally cause chaos! :D :D :D :D
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2646/justdoithj4.jpg
555
Go on - guess another number. :devil:
Random picture #2
You've dressed your turd for a night out?
http://www.habeeb.com/images/funny.photos/road.kill.lane.jpg
nasty...
That's the Internets most well known road kill.
“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
What?
I don't get it either.....:p
It's Seinfeld isn't it?
Er... hi again.
Can't find my coat.
You've dressed your turd for a night out?
Nah, pepperami animal..got bored one night and took pics of it...
Pete, seeing as you're disqualified now, we can get this over with. You just post 900 times in a row and then I'll post and win the CW pads. OK?
;)
MOT today
14 days to holiday and counting :d
Isn't Pete breaking the rules?
Pete, seeing as you're disqualified now, we can get this over with. You just post 900 times in a row and then I'll post and win the CW pads. OK?
Sounds like a fair deal.
Isn't Pete breaking the rules?
Nope - you must post 5 times in a row to win!
Random pic #3
Do you know what it is yet...
That lion thing was funny. Anybody have any more pics or info on that red wide body supra posted a few pages ago? B-Design I think?
think that was pretty much all photoshopped mate......and not very well either.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:47
Yawn
Pete wait 5 posts before spamming again!
Is it 5 unique member posts we have to wait before posting again, or can it include 5 Pete spam posts?
Random pic #3
Do you know what it is yet... Twin choke Hollys?
Pete wait 5 posts before spamming again!
Sorry - it seems I struggle to count to 5!
As seen on a birthday card...
Is it 5 unique member posts we have to wait before posting again, or can it include 5 Pete spam posts?
Depends - I wonder what happens if they're deleted?
In fact - if something is posted that a mod simply must delete, and all the posts shift up one...then what happens to the person that would've been the one that won and is now the one below?
145........:cool:
I think you've missed the point like all the others quoting random numbers?
One can never have enough Chris Wilson fast road pads :innocent:
Pete would you mind collecting them for me again when I win? :d
I'm not quite a trader yet. :d
I think it's totally unfair us not being allowed to enter.
whats the red button near the gear lever do?
Depends - I wonder what happens if they're deleted?
In fact - if something is posted that a mod simply must delete, and all the posts shift up one...then what happens to the person that would've been the one that won and is now the one below?They don't remove the post, they just edit the content out. Like Mawby did with that very long post I did earlier in this thread
http://www.bouviers.net/funny/wholetthedogsout.jpg
Check those puppies out :)
They don't remove the post, they just edit the content out. Like Mawby did with that very long post I did earlier in this thread
Bastard!
;)
One can never have enough Chris Wilson fast road pads :innocent:
Pete would you mind collecting them for me again when I win? :d
No probs. Ok if they take a while to get there though? Like...about 20,000 miles.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 14:57
pickles
Mawby did with that very long post I did earlier in this thread
Bastard!
He's alright sometimes
;)
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 14:59
Banana
Still can't find the damn coat
No probs. Ok if they take a while to get there though? Like...about 20,000 miles.
Be fair I've only got one set left, Trick bought the other ones :)
Post whores.... :innocent:
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:06
Anybody have a good recipe for curry, like from scratch? The wife and I made some last night. Turned out too sweet, but still good. I think it was the yogurt.
I've made up a new word. Strombilerative
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:07
878
Nits in my hair
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:11
Read back, it's your choice.
I love girls.... especially trophy girls woohoo :)
I love girls.... especially trophy girls woohoo :)
Need pics dude
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:17
nobody makes curry at home?
this'll be post number 182
redtwinturbo
27-09-06, 15:19
Its worth a try......
this'll be post number 182
i saw you get that wrong, cheaky editor :)
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:20
farts are funny
one hundred and two fat ladies :)
its gonna get big for sure!!!:cool:
School run done, not that anybody needed to know it or really cared...
Need pics dude
Girls like these...
http://www.jwwebs.com/stockcars/images/7637.jpg
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:23
Lets not make it NWS... Then my boss would get mad
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:24
Gorgeous. Where'd you find em?
Gorgeous. Where'd you find em?
Google... it's a great place to pick up a hottie or two :)
Random picture #4 - Taken when I was younger and living elsewhere...
only just seen this, hope its not won yet
Its taking some time this!!
Good to see there's no mods allowed in this thread :)
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:36
Yeah, now they are quiet, we must be close
http://users.rcn.com/fschwartz/fark/hottie.jpg
Im gay - hmmm abuse of mod powers? WSB2 will be gettin a beating :D
Kelly Brook vs Lucy Pinder
Just add oil......
Thanks for throwing up a lifesize pic of a filthy whore while I'm sat here in the office.
Sheesh.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:43
Yeah.. you could of waited until I got home.. er... maybe not then either...
It didn't take long did it before everyones mind turned to the gutter.
Thats Michael out! Posted less then 5 posts apart ;)
please don't make it NWS :(
Michael, Kopite you broke the rules of the comp :(
http://www.erazz.com/galleries/data/media/3/caution_really_really_hot_girl.jpg
only just seen this, hope its not won yet
Don't be greedy, you haven't even run in your own set yet :p
Thanks for throwing up a lifesize pic of a filthy whore while I'm sat here in the office.
Sheesh.
Yeah i know! BTW your disqualified michael!! you have to wait until the fifth post after your last one before you post again!!
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:45
What if this is all a wind up?
Thats Michael out! Posted less then 5 posts apart ;)
I don't need the pads, I'm only here for the postcount.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:46
Please let someone win soon, I'm gonna get sacked at this rate.
This must be a record for the most replies to a post.... excluding when a new female member joins of course ;)
I don't need the pads, I'm only here for the postcount.
:rlol:
That's two of us to cause trouble then. :devil:
Yep.... I like free stuff (me like)... :)
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:48
Me too boys. but... what if this is all just a wind up?
Someone better tell Ed to get to an internet cafe.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:48
Another try... WINNER !!!
:) :d :p ;) :D :eyebrows:
Me too boys. but... what if this is all just a wind up?
Then we'll boycott the site until the mods cough up for a set for all of us.
The pads or for jspec brakes right!?
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 15:51
Do you think that will work? That engrish.com website is a hoot. I used to live there so it really hits me in the gut. Ever seen "Lost in Translation"?
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 15:51
Ha ha ha
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