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Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 17:59
Damnit... now I'm late for practice... Great! Way to go... stupid competition.
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
You do realize that there are no mods watching this anyway... so how will we know when we have hit the magic number?
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:00
Another
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:01
Your heads all pop off and I win.
Watched Jet Li's Fearless
Private: - Pure Anal
the world ends
aaaaarrrgggh, doomsday is nigh...
I think its a scientific experiment and there are actually NO brakes. :)
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:02
I like the sound of the second film.
do we all get "dave syndrome"?
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more petrol to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."
I guess we stop writing rubbish
Dunno, not there yet I don't think...
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:03
jlk;asfjkl;asdljk;fasadfkjadsklfsadjf Rant!
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:03
Can't tell the difference with some people
i hope so, i have far more important things to do, but i cant leave!
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
I like the sound of the second film.
me too, has a certain ring to it....:D
jlk;asfjkl;asdljk;fasadfkjadsklfsadjf Rant!
I hear you
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:04
Soo do you come here often
I've got exactly 12 icons on my desktop *grin*
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:05
god.... I'm dying here... please end this... it said small competition... what a bunch of bullsh*t!
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:05
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Not as often as I would like ;)
I've got exactly 12 icons on my desktop *grin*
Your desktop grins?
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
I just had Pizza and chips for dinner mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:06
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
a horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:07
coke
When a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? £1.99 a minute
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:07
This is soo true
Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
do pics count as a post??
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/trig10uk/PICT0065.jpg
couple of hundred or so to go
even had time to pop out for half an hour eh
Another 39 posts and im at 1000:D
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:08
I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:09
Jeez.. I may be stuck on this page for awhile.. thanks for that.
Random rubbish iqweuqio3u41223123
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:09
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
do pics count as a post??
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/trig10uk/PICT0065.jpg
without sounding bitchy, but the one on the right is dog ugly. :tongue: [IMO]
Blimey, this must be the longest thread ever.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:10
You'd think at least one out of the three wouldn't be so pastey.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:10
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Blimey, this must be the longest thread ever.
Come and join the joyride
without sounding bitchy, but the one on the right is dog ugly. :tongue: [IMO]
You bitch!! :D :p
Thats my girlfriend!!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:11
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:11
I want food... I want food!
You bitch!! :D :p
Thats my girlfriend!!
LOL personality over looks? ;) :p
end
Are you sure I THINK ITS STILL GOING
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:12
If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:13
ajklsfj;lksdakjl;dsakjl;df crap....!
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
What if 1 + 1 doesn't equal 10
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:13
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
LOL personality over looks? ;) :p
:D usually, depends how big the personalities are! :D
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:14
I'm gonna be on the bottle before this is over.
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:14
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
I think I will have pizza for dinner tonight.
Hi Simon
You can't play, after you won everything at Dragonball lol
:D usually, depends how big the personalities are! :D
If her thigs are anything to go by she has a big personality :rolleyes:
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Still no mods present.... guess we could have gone right past it or perhaps we haven't...
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:15
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
im goin to wee my self in a minute
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:15
winner!
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:15
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
You can't play, after you won everything at Dragonball lol
That was just an optical illusion :D
Things are certainly picking up now....
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
Please put us out of our misery!
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:16
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
what are you on about Poncho?
Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.
So who wants to cook my pizza
im goin to be single soon, if i keep this up
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:16
damn, getting busy
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:16
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
im goin to be single soon, if i keep this up
It's only to win brake pads :innocent:
are we there yet?????????
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:17
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:17
ldsafo;i
markssupra
27-09-06, 18:17
I'm back.
I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain the makes you want to study the brain.
I'd like to teach the world to sing.
21 members viewing eh....shame the other 20 of you will be disappointed ;)
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:18
mix em.
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:18
What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted. We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
Boy... wonder how much time has been wasted for a set of pads...
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:19
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat as much.
Right, in the time it took me to get home you've gone past the winning number! I'm going to lock this thread whilst I make sure the person with the winning post hasn't be disqualified for any reason, and I'll then post up details of the winner and unlock the thread the again.
Congratulations to the winner
:trophy: MrAngry :trophy:
Posts made by MyAngry included 54, 108, 685, 692, 701, 723, 732, 743, 758, 769, 777, 787, 801, 812, 824, 841, 856 (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1048245&postcount=856), 868, 889
Verification of the winning number:
44537
RobSheffield
27-09-06, 18:36
Nice one Mr Angry :)
ah ha. Congratulations, I'd ask you what you will do with your prize, but it seems rather obvious
Well done Mr angry!! congrats.....................................c*nt! :)
GeordieSteve
27-09-06, 18:36
Teachers pet :tongue:
Wooohoooooooooooo :d :d
I'm blushing now:blush:
Whitesupraboy2
27-09-06, 18:36
so come on whos 855 and 857
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:37
Good job.........Way too go.............@$$hole... Those were my pads.
Nicely done dude... luck was on your side today.
Steve hope youve got UK brakes! :D
:thumbs: well done mate
I will now go eat my pizza;)
After working for 16 hours or so it needed to be :)
Jspec Germany
27-09-06, 18:38
855 = psymon
857 = snooze
I never had a chance... story of my life...
*Goes to hang himself cause he didn't win................again*
If her thigs are anything to go by she has a big personality :rolleyes:
The winning post
855 = psymon
857 = snooze
I never had a chance... story of my life...
*Goes to hang himself cause he didn't win................again*
Again?! so your already dead?! cool!!!
look on the bright side yeah, at least your dont need to worry about postage costs now tho!!:D
It always comes back to women :)
And bad spelling
look on the bright side yeah, at least your dont need to worry about postage costs now tho!!:D
:D what they didnt tell you Steve its £50 postage! :D
:D what they didnt tell you Steve its £50 postage! :D
Thats ok I'll beat the money out of you next time I see you :D
Whitesupraboy2
27-09-06, 18:42
:D what they didnt tell you Steve its £50 postage! :D
Now we know who's won its gone up to £60. :D
Congratulations anyway...there was some dedication in there so well deserved
MrRalphMan
27-09-06, 18:44
Congratulations..
Interesting reading.. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=83867
Fix, fix!
*grumble* Congrats *grumble*
Whitesupraboy2
27-09-06, 18:47
Fix, fix!
*grumble* Congrats *grumble*
even if you won it you wouldnt be happy :p
even if you won it you wouldnt be happy :p
I'd have pretended to be :)
:d nice one....except that by the time I had 5 minutes spare at work to log on, it was already up to a squillion posts and locked. Maybe I should take a day off next time.
Well looks like I have no chance of winning :( just logged on and already well on the way to 1000 :(
Might as well disqualify myself - the competition was won nearly 100 posts ago :(
Game over and duly obliged. Congratulations Mr Angry.:)
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