Ewen Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Well, it was sunny and I left work early, so I had a go fitting the Sans Anti-Matter Accelerator I was given for appraisal. Fitting it was a right bastard, as the instructions were in Russian and there were pictures of submarines all over the place. At least it came with protective goggles and lead cod-piece. Anyhoo, once it was all connected up and 'hot' I took her out for a spin...achieved light speed in under 5 secs and then went for a blatt amongst the stars. Killed a couple of satellites, and that flip-painted UFO was owned big time. I got as far as Sirius before the primary core needed replenishing and while waiting for my change a couple of local guys in Space-Supes said hello, oh and WSB2, one had a white N/A Jim, but not as we know it, more Nuclear Assisted. Re-entry was a bitch, with the EGTs, FFSs and WTFs off the scale and my Sat-Nav blew, so I ended up re-entering in Aman...he wasnt best pleased as he was up a camel at the time. All in all, a grand day out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 that was brilliant!!!! cheered up the last hour of my shift anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Monkey Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I wondered why the wind had picked up, you must avoid jumping out of light speed in the planets atmosphere. Ozone is highly flammable at such speeds. I beleive that Iran has a store of enriched Uranium you can use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 I wondered why the wind had picked up, you must avoid jumping out of light speed in the planets atmosphere. Yeah, I'll have to up-rate the pads a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Love it! You're a funny man, Ewen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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