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>>A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy

>>blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

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>>He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and

>>although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says

>>"Sorry, do you know me?"

>>

>>She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

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>>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

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>>"Holy shit," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that

>>I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your

>>girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my

>>ass?"

>>

>>No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

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