ADD Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 after my best mate spending the best part of two weeks round my house cause him and his woman have had problems, he decides he will invite her round for a chat, so i said i would go out for a couple of hours. now picture this, your sat in your local pub garden facing the road and a supra with the same wheels, body kit and even number plate as yours goes steaming past doing about 60 in a 40.....as you can imagine i was shocked. so i ran home to see what was going on, my best mate had told his woman what i thought of her, so on her way out (in a complete stress) she grabbed my car keys are thought she would take it for a quick spin, knowing full well that would be the only way of getting me back for calling her a "fat purple headed womb ferret" i am still shaking wiv angery now UNBELIEVABLE OR WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Report her to the police for TWOC That'll please her even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 What did the police say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 WHAT!!! Is she back yet?? Depending on how hies with her now, but i'd think about calling the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 it was settled between us. i know your probably thinking "what the hell is wrong with you man" but she is a sandwich short of a picnic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Deffo phone the police!!! that's out of order! hope you're mate tried to stop her too! hopefully the car will make it back safe and she won't kill anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 If she didn't cool down the engine properly after the journey I'd repeat the above insult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 is she back yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 its home safe and sound and LOCKED UP, just like she should be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 She might well have shagged you car... I suggest you do the same to her, just to make things equal I'll get my coat.... PS: If anyone had done that to my car I'd have gone f**king mental, police etc would be involved, at the least.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr keef Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I bet she jumped in...car was cold...she red lined the rev counter a few times...spun away...basically killing your mota....and why?? because she could!!...mate i would pistol whip the bitch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted August 15, 2005 Author Share Posted August 15, 2005 i know its really wrong to say it but i have never been so close to hitting a so called woman like yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 just hit her anyway im assuming you are not on 'talking terms' id get the mate to sort his woman out too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 just hit her anyway You tell em Rob What was that Harry Enfield sketch?? "Women, know your place" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 You tell em Rob What was that Harry Enfield sketch?? "Women, know your place" i was thinking that....was gonna say 'get him to sort out his bi**h', but i thought id get stick for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADD Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 i may just go and do her mrk3 golf in instead, cause your right she has no doubt completely shagged my car up! although it does sound perfectly fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 You left people in your home, along with car keys etc and you walked away? What if she got in a fit and burned the house down, or whatever? Also if she had used your keys to take the car, in case of a claim the insurance company might be finding ways to avoid payment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 OMG!! that would drive me insane! whats your mate said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_J Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Kill her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust2luv Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 getting me back for calling her a "fat purple headed womb ferret" As an aside, that's a top bit of insulting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Fraser Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Jesus, i would have gone mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Nooo. Thats terrible. Can't see the problem with leaving a mate and his bird in your house, you wouldn't expect someone to do that! And theres the trust issue with your mate. Wouldn't worry about the car, she didn't crash it so thats the main thing. I'm sure that giving it a bit of grief from cold once isn't gonna do anything unless you're really unlucky, besides she prob didn't push it to it's limit anyway. Report it to the Police though, it's theft or some kind surely? You didin't give her your keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 As an aside, that's a top bit of insulting! I thought that too Gaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black cat Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 no one drives the sup but the owner/s, too much to brake. esspecally not a "fat purple headed womb ferret" id of gone mental. TTsteve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaughany Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 equality and all that - now if it was a geezer, you know what you would do, dont you - exactly KNOCK EM OUT Unfortunately women dont want this type of equality though. So we will just have to continue giving them the vote, equal pay, days off for PMT, full rights to our kids, more than half the house, in fact, all the house, weekly payments so they can go out on the weekends picking up other blokes rather than spending the money on the children. Forget equality for women, how about equality for men - F**K IT, KNOCK HER OUT. Oh yeh - disregard all the above - ONLY KIDDING LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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