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Now all we need are some rules. I was thinking of 'good acts' and 'temptations'. What can we come up with?

 

 

Good Acts

1) Thou shall not run Supra with standard exhaust

2) Thou shall respect Chris Wilson as an ArchDeacon of our Church

3) As you buy other's unwanted bits via the For Sale forum, so shall you sell on your garage clearouts too

 

Temptations

1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash

2) Ye blow-off valve - ponder thy parpy sound and if it maketh thee too pratish.

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LMAO!

So,... is Sunday the offical "forum" day.

Before you go to bed you need to pray:

 

Our Supra, who art in the garage,

hallowed be thy car.

Thy Kingdom come,

MODS will be done,

on earth as it is in Toyota

Give us this day our daily fuel.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into police stations,

but deliver us from the law.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA

Our Father in Japan,

hallowed be your name.

Your Kingdom come,

your will be done,

in England as in Japan

Give us today our daily fuel.

Forgive us our sins,

as we forgive those who sin against us.

Lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from the law.

For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours.

Now and for ever. Supra

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LMAO!

So,... is Sunday the offical "forum" day.

Before you go to bed you need to pray:

 

Our Supra, who art in the garage,

hallowed be thy car.

Thy Kingdom come,

MODS will be done,

on earth as it is in Toyota

Give us this day our daily fuel.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into police stations,

but deliver us from the law.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA

Our Father in Japan,

hallowed be your name.

Your Kingdom come,

your will be done,

in England as in Japan

Give us today our daily fuel.

Forgive us our sins,

as we forgive those who sin against us.

Lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from the law.

For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours.

Now and for ever. Supra

 

Mates thats brilliant. :clap: Do you think we should all gather round on sunday and say our prayers before the day begins?

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slightly modified:

 

 

Our Supra, who art in the garage,

hallowed be thy car.

Thy Kingdom come,

decat will be done,

on earth as it is in Toyota

Give us this day our daily fuel.

And forgive us our races,

as we forgive those who race against us.

And lead us not into police stations,

but deliver us from the law.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA

Our Father in Japan,

hallowed be your name.

Your boost will come,

you will be done,

in England as in Japan

Give us today our race fuel.

Forgive us our spins,

as we forgive those who spin against us.

Lead us not into detonation,

but deliver us from the law.

For the kingdom, the power and the torque are yours.

Now and for ever. Supra

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The 10 Commandments.

 

1. Though shalt not covert thy neighbours BMW

 

2. Thou shalt not take the Supra's name in vain

 

3. Thou shalt notice when thy audience is looking at thy car.

 

4. Thou shalt not use a cop-out such as "I'm only using 1.0 bar" when backed into a corner by thine own poor driving.

 

5. Thou shalt use thine own imagination, and not just quote from Jap Performance all the time.

 

6.Thou shalt not tell Skylinists that their car is a taxi, they will learn come redemption day.

 

7. Thou shalt not get upset by jokes about thy Supra. The car is big enough and old enough to looketh after itself.

 

8. Thou shalt not define how thy Supra worketh. Others canst not know.

 

9. Thou shalt not state that the MKiv is consistent and hath no contradictions. Thou wouldst be a fool to doeth so. MKv may return one day in the second coming.

 

10. Thou shalt not say Grace without also thanking the tuners, polishers, painters, bodyshops and shopkeepers that actually did the work required to get your Supra looking that good.

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slightly modified:

 

 

Our Supra, who art in the garage,

hallowed be thy car.

Thy Kingdom come,

decat will be done,

on earth as it is in Toyota

Give us this day our daily fuel.

And forgive us our races,

as we forgive those who race against us.

And lead us not into police stations,

but deliver us from the law.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Our SUPRA

Our Father in Japan,

hallowed be your name.

Your boost will come,

you will be done,

in England as in Japan

Give us today our race fuel.

Forgive us our spins,

as we forgive those who spin against us.

Lead us not into detonation,

but deliver us from the law.

For the kingdom, the power and the torque are yours.

Now and for ever. Supra

 

LMAO! Thats better

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Now all we need are some rules. I was thinking of 'good acts' and 'temptations'. What can we come up with?

 

 

Good Acts

1) Thou shall not run Supra with standard exhaust

2) Thou shall respect Chris Wilson as an ArchDeacon of our Church

3) As you buy other's unwanted bits via the For Sale forum, so shall you sell on your garage clearouts too

 

Temptations

1) The Devil takes many forms - beware his trickery via the wood panelled dash

2) Ye blow-off valve - ponder thy parpy sound and if it maketh thee too pratish.

3. Thou SHALL covert thy neighbours Surpa

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