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Thers a poor Supe type guy, stuck half way down a quarter-mile strip, his VVTI gone VV-TITS up, a con-rod embedded in his forehead and the pistons doing a passible impersonation of Chernobyl - 'Oh poo', he says, 'Id sell my soul for a sub-9 second Supe'....Suddenly theres a whiff of sulphur amongst the smell of melted pistons and the Devil appears - 'My dear boy, I can help you with that wish - I can give you the Supe of your dreams, a Cossie-Creamer, Scooby-Squatter, Mitzi-Masher of a Supra Samurai - BUT I expect a little token in return'. 'ANYTHING' gushed the poor guy, his singed eyebrows raised in anticipation. 'All I want,' said the Devil ' is your soul, the soul of your wife and children (those you know of and those you dont), and the soul of all those nearest and dearest - they will, Im afraid, suffer for eternity at the traffic-lights of hell sat in Saxos' The guy sits stunned for a few minutes and then replies 'when can I have it ?'

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Thers a poor Supe type guy, stuck half way down a quarter-mile strip, his VVTI gone VV-TITS up, a con-rod embedded in his forehead and the pistons doing a passible impersonation of Chernobyl - 'Oh poo', he says, 'Id sell my soul for a sub-9 second Supe'....Suddenly theres a whiff of sulphur amongst the smell of melted pistons and the Devil appears - 'My dear boy, I can help you with that wish - I can give you the Supe of your dreams, a Cossie-Creamer, Scooby-Squatter, Mitzi-Masher of a Supra Samurai - BUT I expect a little token in return'. 'ANYTHING' gushed the poor guy, his singed eyebrows raised in anticipation. 'All I want,' said the Devil ' is your soul, the soul of your wife and children (those you know of and those you dont), and the soul of all those nearest and dearest - they will, Im afraid, suffer for eternity at the traffic-lights of hell sat in Saxos' The guy sits stunned for a few minutes and then replies 'when can I have it ?'
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