Mallett's Mallet

[RiceRocket]

Bat

[couv3z]

robin

[dangerousandy]

Reliant

[m45sey]

del boy

[dangerousandy]

trigger

[m45sey]

happy

[marcAB10]

birthday

[supersupra3]

suit

[marcAB10]

tie

[RiceRocket]

fighter

[marcAB10]

boxer

[supra steveo]

kick

[m45sey]

football

[marcAB10]

sport

[RiceRocket]

daily

[marcAB10]

weekly

[dangerousandy]

strongly

[m45sey]

feel

[marcAB10]

touch

[spidermonkey]

screen

[marc_p]

tv

[Max Headroom]

transexual

[marc_p]

cross dresser

[marcAB10]

scary :D

[spidermonkey]

Mary

[marc_p]

little lamb

[spidermonkey]

with a little mint sauce :D

[marc_p]

tasty

[spidermonkey]

meatball

[MRX]

Spicey

[couv3z]

flamin hot monster munch

[spidermonkey]

walkers

[RiceRocket]

Lineker

[spidermonkey]

big ears

[RiceRocket]

Noddy

[m45sey]

dog

[RHDSupra203]

dog

postman

[supra61]

Pat

[RiceRocket]

Cow

[supra steveo]

patern seat covers:)

[benstanley]

chav

[supra steveo]

novadose

[marcAB10]

vauxhall

[dangerousandy]

rubbish

[m45sey]

bin

[couv3z]

diver

[dangerousandy]

muff

[m45sey]

trimmer

[dangerousandy]

hedge

[Jamesy W]

Bush

[dangerousandy]

tw4t

[marcAB10]

c*nt

[BASHTHEBISHOP]

c*nt

gordon brown

[marcAB10]

Prime Minister

[m45sey]

joke

[couv3z]

uk benefits system

[marcAB10]

scroungers

[Max Headroom]

wasters

[SilverSoop]

Labour government

[dangerousandy]

fookin dirty c*nts

[Max Headroom]

seem to be going in a circle here!!

incompetents

[m45sey]

kn*bs

[marcAB10]

door

[marc_p]

handle

[RiceRocket]

fork

[supra steveo]

spoon

[marcAB10]

knife

[supra steveo]

steak

[m45sey]

and kidney

[marc_p]

pie

[spidermonkey]

3.142 :)

[TonyP]

2.718281828459045235360:d

[marc_p]

mathmatics

[spidermonkey]

engineer :(

[marc_p]

mechanical

[spidermonkey]

robot

[marc_p]

rock

[RiceRocket]

paper

[marc_p]

scissor

[uk-rich]

lift

[marcAB10]

Game

[marc_p]

monopoly

[Ric]

microsoft

[marcAB10]

Ker-plunk :D

[ivan]

mousetrap

[supra61]

Cheese.

[marcAB10]

burger

[couv3z]

nipple

[marcAB10]

burger~nipple?? :)

Bleed

[m45sey]

to death

[supra61]

Dead

[marcAB10]

alive

[m45sey]

and kicking

[couv3z]

[QUOTE=marcAB10;1936190]burger~nipple?? :)

/QUOTE]

means the dark skin around the nipple is big like a burger, hope that explains :)

punching

[TonyP]

Boxer

[marcAB10]

[QUOTE=marcAB10;1936190]burger~nipple?? :)

/QUOTE]

means the dark skin around the nipple is big like a burger, hope that explains :)

punching

:rlol:

Headbutt

[dangerousandy]

chris eubank

[TonyP]

Tosser

[dangerousandy]

Gordon Brown

[couv3z]

scottish

[TonyP]

haggis

[marcAB10]

tasty :D

[SilverSoop]

Michelle Marsh...:drool: :d

[marcAB10]

model

[dangerousandy]

car

[TonyP]

ferrari

[ivan]

lawsuit

[marc_p]

lawyer

[supra steveo]

court

[spidermonkey]

girlfriend

[marcAB10]

wife

[ivan]

Divorce

[AlexJames]

broke

[SilverSoop]

Rich

[spidermonkey]

dick

[marc_p]

spotted

[SilverSoop]

seen

[spidermonkey]

looked

[marcAB10]

stare

[spidermonkey]

t*tties :p

[marc_p]

big :drool:

[spidermonkey]

round

[marc_p]

melon's

[spidermonkey]

pineapples

[marc_p]

Fruit

[spidermonkey]

case

[marc_p]

breif

[spidermonkey]

affair

[marc_p]

love

[spidermonkey]

balls

[marc_p]

cahones

[ivan]

Mexico

[marc_p]

south

[RiceRocket]

America

[marc_p]

yanks

[spidermonkey]

no problem :p

[marc_p]

piece of cake

[RiceRocket]

slice

[Dr_Doom]

knife

[marc_p]

open

[*Lynz*]

closed

[marc_p]

shut

[marcAB10]

Slam

[ivan]

revolving doors

[supra61]

Rotate.

[marcAB10]

swivel

[dangerousandy]

finger

[marcAB10]

chocolate

[ECK]

sticky:eyebrows:

[dangerousandy]

Jizz

[marcAB10]

spunk

[couv3z]

cream

[m45sey]

lotion

[snake]

baby

[couv3z]

split johnny

[m45sey]

sleepless nights

[Rich]

knackered

[supra61]

Whacked

[ivan]

Max Mosley

[mr lover]

sexy fun

[RHDSupra203]

sexy fun

japanese hooker

[Max Headroom]

welsh fly half

[SilverSoop]

Rugby

[Shadow Beast]

balls

richie

[dangerousandy]

b0ll0cks

[marcAB10]

nuts

[RiceRocket]

insane

[spidermonkey]

in the membrane

[marcAB10]

Head

[ivan]

case

[spidermonkey]

book

[SilverSoop]

Read

[spidermonkey]

write

[marcAB10]

novel

[spidermonkey]

idea

[marc_p]

bright

[marcAB10]

sun

[spidermonkey]

sport

[SilverSoop]

Football

[spidermonkey]

goal

[SilverSoop]

Keeper

[spidermonkey]

bee

[SilverSoop]

Hive

[spidermonkey]

action

[RiceRocket]

cut

[SilverSoop]

Scissors

[Matt H]

Scissors

[couv3z]

nice one matt

[spidermonkey]

sharp

[RiceRocket]

edge

[SilverSoop]

Scissors

:twak: :D

[SilverSoop]

edge

Cliff

[Matt H]

:lol: :D

[nickball75]

hanger

[marc_p]

Airplane

[*Lynz*]

Helicopter

[marc_p]

Tours

[Matt H]

Floors

[*Lynz*]

2 go

[marc_p]

food

[spidermonkey]

sh1te

[marc_p]

ford

[spidermonkey]

really sh1te :p

[marc_p]

Lada

[marcAB10]

really really sh1te :p :p

[marc_p]

Fiat

[Matt H]

Fiat

reall really really reallly amazing

[nickball75]

nickball75

[marc_p]

disillusioned

[Matt H]

thought you could only have nouns in Mallets basher?

[marc_p]

Whinging tw@t :d

[nickball75]

b**locks

[Matt H]

b**locks

Mkivsupra's swearing policy

[ivan]

circumvented

[Matt H]

circumvented

Circumsised

[marc_p]

the chop

[nickball75]

Karate Kid

[Matt H]

Karate Kid

wax on

[marc_p]

wax off

[Matt H]

Daniel San

[nickball75]

Cobra Kai

[marc_p]

cobra seats

[Matt H]

Mustang

[marc_p]

american

[Matt H]

american

bush (bring on the responses :D )

[marc_p]

dumb pussy

[m45sey]

clever cnut

[marcAB10]

stupid tw@t

[supra61]

Qupid stunt

[marcAB10]

gobledygook.. :)

[supra61]

Garbage

[RiceRocket]

Stupid Girl

[Scotster]

Pink

[dangerousandy]

brown

[RiceRocket]

Gordon

[TonyP]

Moron

[supra61]

Dumb ass

[RHDSupra203]

Dumb ass

Hillairy Clinton

[marcAB10]

bill

[RHDSupra203]

bill

cigar :p

[marcAB10]

cuba

[RHDSupra203]

cuba

castro

[RiceRocket]

fidel

[dangerousandy]

Viola

[RHDSupra203]

fidel

cuban missle crisis

[dangerousandy]

cigar

[RiceRocket]

close

[mwilkinson]

proximity

[marcAB10]

space

[heckler]

shuttle