Mallett's Mallet

[Tigger]

bp

[Gaz6002]

bp

banana phone

[Tom S]

yellow

[Tigger]

yellowsunflower

[mr lover]

seeds

[Gaz6002]

seeds

weeds

[mr lover]

green

[Gaz6002]

green

:D

[Tom S]

mile

[mr lover]

distance

[Tigger]

far

[Gaz6002]

distance

australia

[pump gas pete]

road train

[Gaz6002]

road train

road trip

[Max Headroom]

road trip

postcard

[terribleturner]

seaside

[Tom S]

sewage

[Tigger]

Chips

[terribleturner]

poker

[Kittyclaws]

cards

[mr lover]

birthday

[gzaerojon]

cake

[terribleturner]

carrott

[Tom S]

temptation

[terribleturner]

island

[mr lover]

fantasy

[Max Headroom]

fantasy


Me in bed with some top totty and whipped cream. Well its my fantasy.:eyebrows:

Oh all right

fantasy - Dream

[terribleturner]

sleep

[Max Headroom]

sleep

walker

[terribleturner]

dog

[Tom S]

dog

cat

[Jspec Germany]

pussy

[gzaerojon]

galore

[Jspec Germany]

bond.... james bond

[terribleturner]

Connery

[Jspec Germany]

Sean

[terribleturner]

Penn

[Kittyclaws]

Madonna

[Gaz6002]

Madonna

like a virgin

[terribleturner]

cherry

[Jspec Germany]

2000

[Gaz6002]

cherry

popped

[pump gas pete]

pill

[paul ashton]

John Lydon.

[Tom S]

John Lydon.

Punk

[MaveriK]

Rock

[VELOCITY]

blackpool

[Ian R]

Chubby Brown

[Tom S]

filth

[Ian R]

police

[Gaz6002]

police

bacon

[Tom S]

brown sauce

[Ian R]

Daddies

[Tom S]

mummies

[Ian R]

egypt

[Tom S]

Nile

[Ian R]

river

[Tom S]

Plate

[Gaz6002]

Plate

diff

[Tom S]

lock

[Max Headroom]

lock

canal

[Tom S]

barge

[Gaz6002]

barge

volvo

[terribleturner]

estate

[Tom S]

housing

[Gaz6002]

housing

flat

[Tom S]

four

[Gaz6002]

four

irish

[Tom S]

paddy's

[MaveriK]

Beamish

[Gaz6002]

Beamish

sunbeam

[Tigger]

ray

[Tom S]

manta

[colsoop]

opel

[Tom S]

berlinetta

[Gaz6002]

berlinetta

berlin

[Tom S]

topgun

[Kopite]

Maverick

[Tom S]

loner

[Kopite]

Mawby :haha:

[Tom S]

rover owner

[Kopite]

Grandad

[Tom S]

gone

[Kopite]

stolen

Edit: Walked straight into that one didn't I

[Tom S]

scouser

[Kopite]

Superior

[Tom S]

bullsh*te

[Kopite]

cowpat

[Tom S]

tournament

[Kopite]

FA Cup

[Tom S]

silverware

[Kopite]

Liverpool FC :D

[Charlotte]

cowpat - tournament??

Middlesbrough FC

[Gaz6002]

Football

[Kopite]

Toffee

[Gaz6002]

Toffee

apple

[monkey76364]

Banana !

[Gaz6002]

Banana !

boat :nana:

[Charlotte]

cruise

[Gaz6002]

cruise

burnout/saxo/corsa lol

[Kopite]

scally

[Gaz6002]

scally

wag

[Charlotte]

Wiggle

[Kopite]

Wiggle Wiggle (Outhere Brothers) :D

[Max Headroom]

Wiggle Wiggle (Outhere Brothers) :D


Woggle Woggle

[Gaz6002]

Woggle Woggle

scouts scouts

[pump gas pete]

pointmen

[Gaz6002]

pointmen

pointless

[Max Headroom]

pointless

blunt

[Gaz6002]

blunt

philly :innocent:

[Max Headroom]

philly :innocent:

cheese

[Ian R]

nob

[JODY T]

head

[Ian R]

boy

[JODY T]

george

[Max Headroom]

boy

blue


edit: aaaaaggh too slow

[JODY T]

blue


edit: aaaaaggh too slow

peter

[Tigger]

Paul

[Jspec Germany]

mary

[Pig]

shoes

[Kittyclaws]

shoes

Boots

[Jspec Germany]

puss in

[jamesmark]

puss in


porn

[Max Headroom]

porn

prawn

[Jspec Germany]

Big

[Holly]

Boy!:blink:

[Jspec Germany]

Boy!:blink:

Bob's big-

[Pig]

girl

[Jspec Germany]

school

[Kittyclaws]

dinners

[Jspec Germany]

pizza

[Holly]

pizza
Express

[Jspec Germany]

Federal

[Holly]

Federal
marshall

[Jspec Germany]

mathers

[Max Headroom]

mathers

Ian


Ian Mathers was my mate in the RAF

[Kittyclaws]

crab fat ( RAF )

[Jspec Germany]

RAF

USAF - who I work for now.

[Gaz6002]

USAF - who I work for now.

friendly fire

[Ian R]

twin towers

[Ian R]

twin towers

[Gaz6002]

twin towers

repo....

lol

big apple

[Ian R]

granny smith

[Gaz6002]

granny smith

cox

[Tom S]

bramley

[Gaz6002]

bramley

cooking

[Max Headroom]

cooking

utensils

[Gaz6002]

utensils

cheese grater

[Tom S]

gromit

[Gaz6002]

gromit

Wallace

[Tom S]

wensleydale

[Kittyclaws]

Cheese

[Tom S]

stilton

[DamanC]

smelly!

[terribleturner]

socks

[Kittyclaws]

socks


Wank ( as used in the Royal Navy )

[Tom S]

poofters

[Kittyclaws]

poofters

Rug Munchers

[Gaz6002]

Rug Munchers

donut puncher

[Kittyclaws]

Non return valve engineer

[Tom S]

gobbledegook

[terribleturner]

rubbish

[Jspec Germany]

trash

[Kittyclaws]

waste

[Jspec Germany]

of skin

[Gaz6002]

of skin

graft

[Kittyclaws]

work

[Gaz6002]

work

hard

[mr lover]

core

[Gaz6002]

core

reactor

[Max Headroom]

reactor

chain

[terribleturner]

letter

[Gaz6002]

letter

"Q"

[Max Headroom]

"Q"

star trek

[jamesmark]

star trek

enterprise

[Gaz6002]

enterprise

car rental

[monkey76364]

breakdown

[Ulrik]

breakdown

mechanic

[Gaz6002]

mechanic

grease monkey

[terribleturner]

grease monkey
It's a cafe in the soap.......



Neighbours

[Gaz6002]

It's a cafe in the soap.......



Neighbours

home and away

[terribleturner]

football

[Gaz6002]

football

rooney

[mr lover]

mickey

[Gaz6002]

mickey

mouse

[Tigger]

field

[chiefvinso]

Ground

[Gaz6002]

Ground

floor

[monkey76364]

board

[monkey76364]

grrr double post as the PC froze !!!:(

[Gaz6002]

board

surfing

[chiefvinso]

sea

[Gaz6002]

sea

saw

[chiefvinso]

tool

[Pete]

hammer

[chiefvinso]

pound

[Gaz6002]

pound

sound

[Ulrik]

sound

Speaker

[Gaz6002]

Speaker

tweeter

[Tom S]

Pie

[chiefvinso]

Furry

[Tom S]

berry

[chiefvinso]

apple

[sooper-supra]

orange

[Gaz6002]

orange

vodaphone

[chiefvinso]

cellular

[Kittyclaws]

Phone

[chiefvinso]

number

[Kittyclaws]

one

[Tigger]

would

[Gaz6002]

would

trees

[chiefvinso]

logs

[Gaz6002]

logs

chopper

[Tigger]

Helicopter

[zap]

pilot

[Ian R]

michelin

[zap]

Radial

[Kopite]

Keratometry (Optican geek :D)

[Ian R]

Glasses

[MARTIN R]

Pint

[colsoop]

beer

[zap]

Lager

[Ian R]

bus

[MARTIN R]

bus

??:d driver

[Ian R]

wedge

[colsoop]

How did you get bus from Lager ? :d

[Kopite]

wedge

potato..yummy

[MARTIN R]

waffle

[Ian R]

How did you get bus from Lager ? :d


The lager bus. When you go to the crapper after a few it takes away all the ugly women and replaces them with fit ones :)

[MARTIN R]

How did you get bus from Lager ? :d

Because he is a NUMPTY:d

[Ian R]

waffle

gibberish

[colsoop]

The lager bus. When you go to the crapper after a few it takes away all the ugly women and replaces them with fit ones :)

:blink:

dribble

[Kopite]

gibberish
Mkivsupra.net :D

[MARTIN R]

posts ( aimless:D )

[Ian R]

posts ( aimless:D )

Ed :)

[colsoop]

pervert :D

[Kopite]

Perv

[Kopite]

:rlol: ok 2 of us posting that is conclusive :D

[Gaz6002]

....anyway......





Perv









only kidding...








the verve :p

[jamesmark]

symphony

[Kopite]

orchestra

[Gaz6002]

orchestra

Mozart

[terribleturner]

classical

[Jiversteve]

Gas

[Tom S]

enron

[Kopite]

Grittish Bas

[Tom S]

rubbish commercial

[Kopite]

Crazy Frog

[Tom S]

ringtone

[Kopite]

Sms