Chav pistonheads

[erol_h]

I saw this and it made me laugh.
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/629950.htm

[uk-rich]

thick bast@rd

[AndyT]

Jeez. I'm hopeless with foreign languages. :(

[heckler]

iz it coz i iz fik?

[erol_h]

do you fink he even went to skool in it doe.

[conncl]

Thats bloody difficult to read

[Vicky]

is that for real? :blink:

[marcAB10]

:rlol: idiot

[gaz1]

poor little lad:D he has to sell as he now has 6 points, px for anything above 1.2 plz:D

[DodgyRog]

Wicked man:p


Thats still cool right;)

[Guigsy]

why the hell do people say "iz" its not like he is even saving typing any charicters

[heckler]

Thats bloody difficult to read

juz 4 u... (http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/)

[gaz1]

why the hell do people say "iz" its not like he is even saving typing any charicters

the same reason people say charicters:p

[TonyP]

ficko innit.

[grahamc]

maybe someone switched his 's' and 'z' keys :search:

[Peejay]

Jeebus !!

[Dazzi]

Nice ass in the 3rd pic, does it have free STD's? :)

[RiceRocket]

px for anything above 1.2 plz:D

I think it's the other way around
WOT YA GOT NOTHING OVER A 1.2

[supra_aero]

ficko innit.

:rlol:

you guys are so silly.

[erol_h]

itz it cuz iz whitez init doe

[Havard]

Bell end......:blink:

[juanchan]

Were the 6 points given for inability to communicate with the policeman who stopped him for bad taste in car mods?

[Gaz6002]

they should have locked the little b*****d up.

[SilverSoop]

ficko innit.

Yeh man i iz a proper gansta and i ownz a festa bruv...:blink:

Oh please! I hate chav's with a passion!

[chris2o2]

Doesnt he realise that that advert will put 99% of people off buying his "car" .

[SilverSoop]

Doesnt he realise that that advert will put 99% of people off buying his "car" .

Obviously not, he was born in da 'hood'...:d

He doesn't know what english is because that jargon, isnt english...more like...gibberish! :D

[sdavies]

wut, yo iz dizzn ma gud homy bro in da hud an speks da propa pimpz nglizh.

Makes my eyes bleed reading it!

[CoolsBlue]

wat dnt b dissin ma ryd yea

http://uk.gizmodo.com/vicky%20pollard.jpg

u lotz propa wack u iz just jelus init...ride is propa ghetto get me:D

[mikeyb10supra]

Hope the young chap spends his car money on some good english lessons

[Dazzi]

wat dnt b dissin ma ryd yea

http://uk.gizmodo.com/vicky%20pollard.jpg

u lotz propa wack u iz just jelus init...ride is propa ghetto get me:D
Wow, that was such a good impression im lost for words :blink:

[pedrostar]

brrr..up brrr..up

[marbleapple]

I wonder why he speaks like that when he is from a decent background (or so the pics of the house and his mum bending over suggests)

[supra_aero]

wat dnt b dissin ma ryd yea

http://uk.gizmodo.com/vicky%20pollard.jpg

u lotz propa wack u iz just jelus init...ride is propa ghetto get me:D

:rlol:

cools blule you must have some 'gangsterness' in you to come out with such perfect immitations.

'ya get me!"

[CoolsBlue]

Nah blud i was on this syt dat wuz powsted BRAPPPPPPPPP copiyn...cuz dats wat we do init! copy n fale:D

yea in all seriousness i went to school with lots of them so u know i went throght that phase for a while..i grew out of it...but looks like the others didnt

[ADL Mark]

juz 4 u... (http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/translator/)
The comments in that link are entertaining..