joke

[liam1]

a man walks into a pet shop and puts a bomb on the counter and shouts everyone has a one minute to get out a tortoise at the back shouts you c**t.

[Ewen]

Everyone got given a minute to get out a tortoise ? Dont get it.

[RobSheffield]

Perhaps punctuation would have been funnier :)

[miko_supra]

Perhaps punctuation would have been funnier :)

I think it sounds funnier without the punctuation

"heya, get out a tortoisa...muma mia"

[Ewen]

I lied :)

[RobSheffield]

I think it sounds funnier without the punctuation

"heya, get out a tortoisa...muma mia"

Surely there would be more staff members than tortoises.

Would some staff have to draw a tortoise picture?

[Ewen]

Was the bomber a Terrorpin or a Turtleist

[miko_supra]

Was the bomber a Terrorpin or a Turtleist

How long did it take you to come up with that one? Or have you just been waiting months on end for an opportunity to use these priceless puns?;)

[Tom S]

Lee that was bad the 1st time I head it.


See you at the memorial tonight, I'll be in a FORD :(

[Havard]

If the bomb would have gone off, it would have been a turtle disaster.......:rolleyes:

If people are going to post up jokes at least make them better that that...^^^^^^^^^^^^. FFS!!

H.