bens747
16-05-08, 00:33
Two Scouse businessmen in Liverpool - were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Londoner walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad cockney accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the scousers replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Cockney said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!!"
Northerners - God bless them - should not mess with Cockneys!
One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Londoner walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad cockney accent asked "What are you selling' here ?"
One of the scousers replied sarcastically, "We're selling assholes."
Without skipping a beat, the Cockney said, "You are doing well ... Only two left!!"
Northerners - God bless them - should not mess with Cockneys!