Scotster
22-04-08, 21:01
Guy is down the pub with his mates moaning about his wife. He comments that if he could get her bumped off for a decent fee he would consider it to get the insurance money and "rid of that old bag for good". His mates all laugh so he does too then makes his way to the bathroom. While in there a man walks up to him and asks if he would really like his wife bumped off. He says that he would consider it if the price was right. The guy handed him a piece of paper with a number on it and tells him to call Arti as he loves doing that sort of thing.
The guy forgets all about it after a few more pints and goes home to his wife. He gets his ears bashed virtually until she goes to bed so he has a few more halfs then remembers the number he was given. He hastily opens it up and dials it. A man answers and he asks "Arti"?? The man on the other side asks who it is and the guy explains that he is looking to get his wife seen to. Arti is well up for this and when asked what payment he would need he replies "a quid should do it". The guy wonders about this but Arti explains how much he loves doing it and he would be happy to. The guy decides to go along with it and describes his wife with payment to be made after the deed is done. He also tells Arti that his wife shops every friday at the local tesco's and will be there about 6 o clock.
On the Friday the wife is shopping as usual when suddenly a man comes up and strangles her, she falls to the floor dead and the man has an evil grin on his face. He turns around and grabs another woman and strangles her. Crazed and clearly getting off on this he turns and strangles yet another woman before he see's the guards running at him so he bolts out the door and down the street.
The next day the same headline was in almost every paper...
"Arti chokes 3 for a pound in Tesco"
I know i know, i'll apologise now :p
The guy forgets all about it after a few more pints and goes home to his wife. He gets his ears bashed virtually until she goes to bed so he has a few more halfs then remembers the number he was given. He hastily opens it up and dials it. A man answers and he asks "Arti"?? The man on the other side asks who it is and the guy explains that he is looking to get his wife seen to. Arti is well up for this and when asked what payment he would need he replies "a quid should do it". The guy wonders about this but Arti explains how much he loves doing it and he would be happy to. The guy decides to go along with it and describes his wife with payment to be made after the deed is done. He also tells Arti that his wife shops every friday at the local tesco's and will be there about 6 o clock.
On the Friday the wife is shopping as usual when suddenly a man comes up and strangles her, she falls to the floor dead and the man has an evil grin on his face. He turns around and grabs another woman and strangles her. Crazed and clearly getting off on this he turns and strangles yet another woman before he see's the guards running at him so he bolts out the door and down the street.
The next day the same headline was in almost every paper...
"Arti chokes 3 for a pound in Tesco"
I know i know, i'll apologise now :p