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Blackie
13-04-08, 15:44
Had to laugh this morning, my misses woke up complaining about the cat putting his wet feet on her face/lips in the middle of the night waking her up.
I went to the toilet and notice slightly muddy footprints around the inside of the bowl of the toilet. Any guesses why his feet were wet? :rlol:
AndyT
13-04-08, 15:50
Did you let her know? :innocent:
ShamelessTT
13-04-08, 15:53
ewww thats nasty!
G-NEMIE
13-04-08, 15:55
i hope it was flushed
Blackie
13-04-08, 15:58
Did you let her know? :innocent:

I took massive delight in telling her :d
AndyT
13-04-08, 16:00
Bad man. :spank::d
SupraStar 3000
13-04-08, 16:02
Well mate, a handy tip I picked up from this forum is,.... cats dont like human pee.
Do a search.

Tonight, when your partner is asleep, pee all over her face.
I'll bet you £5 your cat stays away.

Works with me and my bed.
Blackie
13-04-08, 16:08
Well mate, a handy tip I picked up from this forum is,.... cats dont like human pee.
Do a search.

Tonight, when your partner is asleep, pee all over her face.
I'll bet you £5 your cat stays away.

Works with me and my bed.

:rlol:I dont know about that, He plays with my boxers and they are saturated in urine
DannyB
13-04-08, 16:13
:rlol:I dont know about that, He plays with my boxers and they are saturated in urine

I hope your not in them at the time!
Havard
13-04-08, 16:21
:rlol:I dont know about that, He plays with my boxers and they are saturated in urine

:blink: Saturated??

I only have a yellow map of Africa on mine!!;)

H.
Blackie
13-04-08, 16:22
:blink: Saturated??

I only have a yellow map of Africa on mine!!;)

H.

:rlol: Funny because its true :d
marbleapple
13-04-08, 19:48
:rlol: Funny because its true :d

Even funnier that you know what Havard has on his underwear :blink:
Blackie
13-04-08, 19:57
Even funnier that you know what Havard has on his underwear :blink:

Good point :( well at least its only a couple of people will see this thread, Its not like its worldwide or anything
Lbm
13-04-08, 20:00
Good point :( well at least its only a couple of people will see this thread, Its not like its worldwide or anything

Au contaire my friend-

www.blackieknowsharvardsgotayellowstainonhispantsintheshapeofafrica.com
Blackie
13-04-08, 20:14
Au contaire my friend-

www.blackieknowsharvardsgotayellowstainonhispantsintheshapeofafrica.com

:rlol:
marbleapple
13-04-08, 20:46
Au contaire my friend-

www.blackieknowsharvardsgotayellowstainonhispantsintheshapeofafrica.com

:D Ha... Blackie and Havards secret is out!