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After doing a number 2, do you stand up before beginning the wiping action? Or do you stay sitting down and go in from behind with the supplied purpose built paper cleaning apparatus? Or maybe you even go in from the front while sitting down?
I tend to stay seated, at least for the major wipes (depending what I've eaten!!!), then stand for the final checks.
Also; 3 sheets folded.
I've seen the same thread deleted from 3 forums in the past - I'm sure it'll stay on here though!!!
firstly..... :rlol:
secondly.... i actually have nothing to add :D
geoffvalenti
08-02-07, 10:16
Too much information Trev :D
Why the hell do you want to know how a bunch of other MEN wipe their bottoms.
You need help dude. :blink:
This is a shit subject :d
How can you sit down and wipe your arse?? I have always been a stander and usually alternate between forward and backward motions!!
Well! You did ask!!:rolleyes:
H.
Why the hell do you want to know how a bunch of other MEN wipe their bottoms.
You need help dude. :blink:
I wasn't asking the men! :D
How can you sit down and wipe your arse??
That's what I thought when I first saw this thread on a ZR forum about 6 years ago - I tried it and have been a sitter ever since!!
I do not have the requirement to ingest food therefore have no need to poop.
I do not have the requirement to ingest food therefore have no need to poop.
Impressive!! I on the other hand, cannot be killed by conventional weapons!!:d
I really need to do some work but can't get away from the forum!!:(
H.
Or maybe you even go in from the front while sitting down?
can't do that, something is in the way blocking.
:rolleyes:
Max Headroom
08-02-07, 11:23
So today instead of talking crap you're talking about crap :rlol:
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 11:28
I put one foot on the bath and go in for the clean from the side looking in between my legs for regular progress reports and a final stand up wipe
Slightly off topic, but sometimes I end up reading a good book whilst on the shitter. This can lead to me spending 30+ minutes perched on the porcelain throne.
After such a length of time, it is quite common for me to suffer terrible 'pins & needles' in my left leg when I stand up (after wiping; I'm a sitterwiper, and I use wet wipes when available for a final squeaky-clean polish)
Does anyone else suffer so unfairly?
peter richards
08-02-07, 12:20
not a good idea for the girlies to adopt the front method , for obvious reasons
scooby_doo_do
08-02-07, 12:23
You got to have a look though after your first wipe......
You got to have a look though after your first wipe......
Depends though. I mean, what do you expect to see? A £20 note stuck to the bog roll?
You got to have a look though after your first wipe......
I look after every wipe, how else do you know its clean ?. :d . I also take a mag in with me to have a read, (or look at the pics :d ).
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 12:49
why hasnt anyone mentioned the bidet (beday).
We have one, but I only use it to wash my hair
Funny you say that - I always used to stand, and then one time my gf said "Why are you standing?", and I thought "hey - I never thought of doing it sat down", so I do it sat down now, but I do tend to do a final wipe stood up, particularly if it's after a morning coffee explosion.
Good thread :thumbs: :)
This can lead to me spending 30+ minutes perched on the porcelain throne.
I always do mine like a carefully planned SAS operation, get in there quick get the job done and back out as quickly as possible. BTW I always hovver like a helicopter on the works toilets
Try this one everybody. Saw this on a *** vid. Firmly grab each butt cheek and forcibly pull apart and then launch log out of exit hole. If done right, the brown torpedo should hit the water without touching. No need to wipe. :)
why hasnt anyone mentioned the bidet (beday).
We have one, but I only use it to wash my hair
hahahaha, please tell me you don't do that after someone has used it?! :)
I've never quite grasped how to wash my ring in a bidee. Surely it would be more sensible with a tap pointing up from the bottom?
I mean, are you supposed to fill it up and wash your rusty bullethole by hand? Surely you don't want the family jewels being dipped in the resultant sewage.
Or are you supposed to lie on your back, legs drawn up and attempt to blast the dangleberries away?
Try this one everybody. Saw this on a *** vid. Firmly grab each butt cheek and forcibly pull apart and then launch log out of exit hole. If done right, the brown torpedo should hit the water without touching. No need to wipe. :)
That's fine when you're on solids.
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 13:15
hahahaha, please tell me you don't do that after someone has used it?! :)
nobody really uses it at home.
I tried it once but with poor results.
It shot a jet of boiling hot water onto my love spuds, through my legs and into my jeans completely missing the bulls-eye.
That was the last time I used that :(
nobody really uses it at home.
I tried it once but with poor results.
It shot a jet of boiling hot water onto my love spuds, through my legs and into my jeans completely missing the bulls-eye.
That was the last time I used that :(
:rlol: :rlol:
nobody really uses it at home.
I tried it once but with poor results.
It shot a jet of boiling hot water onto my love spuds, through my legs and into my jeans completely missing the bulls-eye.
That was the last time I used that :(
LMAO:d
A few years ago in my quest for to be a millionaire I invented a revolving brush type cleaner for the old "rusty tea towel holder". I thought If I can get one of these in every crapper I'd be made!!
The machine was similar to the that that polishes shoes in posh hotels but the brush was mounted about 3 feet from the ground, the brush on the end was surprisingly soft and gentle. I think the motor speed was a bit high as it only succeeded in sending a spray of shit up your back.!!
With this in mind, I then invented the t-shirt fitted with a mud guard!! Never caught on surprisingly!!
H.
Always a stander, I have inspect what I have nearly busted a blood vessel for.
Plus slightly off topic but have you ever wondered (probably not) how really fat people wipe their arse? when their arms are shorter than the circumference of their belly so resulting in thier arms not being able to reach the dirty zone.
garetheves
08-02-07, 14:00
Thread of the year i think. Personally im a sitter, wipe from the front, using my free hand to move me plums out the way.
Plus slightly off topic but have you ever wondered (probably not) how really fat people wipe their arse? when their arms are shorter than the circumference of their belly so resulting in thier arms not being able to reach the dirty zone.
My auntie used to have a similar problem and she always smelled of shit.!! She wasn't fat! She just had arthritis in her shoulders!!:d
H.
Always a stander, I have inspect what I have nearly busted a blood vessel for.
Plus slightly off topic but have you ever wondered (probably not) how really fat people wipe their arse? when their arms are shorter than the circumference of their belly so resulting in thier arms not being able to reach the dirty zone.
Another reason why really fat people stink :)
And for everyone else: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet - I've learnt something today :)
My auntie used to have a similar problem and she always smelled of shit.!! She wasn't fat! She just had arthritis in her shoulders!!:d
H.
I shouldn't laugh. :rlol:
This thread has actually made me smile, being at work and having a new Manager that is the spawn of hitler brings you down, but talking shit has helped. :D
Plus slightly off topic but have you ever wondered (probably not) how really fat people wipe their arse?
Not until now. I'll be sure to ask the next grotesquely over weight person I meet on the street.
Not until now. I'll be sure to ask the next grotesquely over weight person I meet on the street.
Let me know your findings. :D
Let me know your findings. :D
It's ok. Gauranteed I can run faster :D
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 14:36
Another reason why really fat people stink :)
And for everyone else: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet - I've learnt something today :)
Warning:
Please dry wipe at least once after having a bowel movement and before using the bidet. Excess fecal matter may clog the bidet drain. This can be quite disgusting for someone who uses the bidet after you.
:blink:
This thread has really mad me laugh.
I always wanted to ask "how do I use a bidet?"
Some people use bidets to bathe babies. This should not be done unless this is the sole use for the bidet.
Quality!!
I use 2 sheets- one to buff and one to polish :d
Always a stander, I have inspect what I have nearly busted a blood vessel for.
Plus slightly off topic but have you ever wondered (probably not) how really fat people wipe their arse? when their arms are shorter than the circumference of their belly so resulting in thier arms not being able to reach the dirty zone.
Does that mean you wipe from the front? How strange. I wipe from the rear.
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 16:00
I use 2 sheets- one to buff and one to polish :d
but you ex army.
Don't you guys rip off a small section of bog paper for the finger nail too? :D
Does that mean you wipe from the front? How strange. I wipe from the rear.
How do you manage to work that one out?
Ok get loads of toilet role crunh it up so you have a rough surface (helps dislodge the hard bits :rlol:) put your arm behind you back and start from the bottom of the ass crack and wipe, then procceed to clean properly with more toilet role and then use Johnsons wet wipe things with aloe vera to make absolute sure.
If you do it the other way like the sitters you have the risk of getting poo all over your knob sack.
Does anyone else get pins and needles in their legs if they sit on the throne for too long?...
How do you manage to work that one out?
Ok get loads of toilet role crunh it up so you have a rough surface (helps dislodge the hard bits :rlol:) put your arm behind you back and start from the bottom of the ass crack and wipe, then procceed to clean properly with more toilet role and then use Johnsons wet wipe things with aloe vera to make absolute sure.
If you do it the other way like the sitters you have the risk of getting poo all over your knob sack.
No, I do the same, but sitting down. I wipe upwards, from behind. It's just with you saying about fat people trying to reach around their belly. Oooh, I'm not calling you fat BTW :D
It's a roll by the way, not a role ;)
Good tip there on the scrunched up paper. I'll give it a go :thumbs:
No, I do the same, but sitting down. I wipe upwards, from behind. It's just with you saying about fat people trying to reach around their belly. Oooh, I'm not calling you fat BTW :D
It's a roll by the way, not a role ;)
I think deep down you call me FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
I think deep down you call me FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
:D :p
:D :p
OOohh the horror my complex has come back....................wheres the Häagen-Dazs
was a stander then converted to being a sitter albeit leaning to one side. I think it's a valid question tho, it's not as if you get taught how to wipe your ass at school
it's not as if you get taught how to wipe your ass at school
ha ha ha :D
was a stander then converted to being a sitter albeit leaning to one side. I think it's a valid question tho, it's not as if you get taught how to wipe your ass at school
"and everyone SIT and pull and move plums and wipe 2, 3, 4, fold 2, 3, 4, wipe 2, 3, 4............"
I thought I learnt a lot at school, SOOOOO glad that wasn't on the curriculum though!
"and everyone SIT and pull and move plums and wipe 2, 3, 4, fold 2, 3, 4, wipe 2, 3, 4............"
lol :d
RobSheffield
08-02-07, 17:27
This thread is great!!!
"NO! FFS Johnny, I said wipe BACKWARDS, now you have shit all over your balls!!, no playtime for you"
:rlol: this gets better.
News flash men are incapable of even wiping their own a*ses.
:rlol: this gets better.
News flash men are incapable of even wiping their own a*ses.
:D
:rlol: this gets better.
News flash men are incapable of even wiping their own a*ses.
Women don't shit from their arse do they? It's just a constant verbal stream.....
Women don't shit from their arse do they? It's just a constant verbal stream.....
:rlol:
paul ashton
08-02-07, 18:07
1st time i've looked at this thread today,thought is was bad last night but seems to be getting worse.:help:
Women don't shit from their arse do they? It's just a constant verbal stream.....
Sorry I don't discuss my toilet habits. I'm a lady. :)
paul ashton
08-02-07, 18:30
Sorry I don't discuss my toilet habits. I'm a lady. :)
'You know'
SupraStar 3000
08-02-07, 19:47
"NO! FFS Johnny, I said wipe BACKWARDS, now you have shit all over your balls!!, no playtime for you"
:rlol: :rlol: :rlol: :rlol: :rlol: Nice one Lewis!
This really is a 'no-holes-barred' forum!
Lets talk about different poo`s
1st the ghost poo.. you wipe and there is no trace :search:
2nd the cheese grater.. When the poo gets split by a hair:rolleyes:
3rd the deapth charger.. when poo drops in and there is a delay in splash back.:(
4th the neverending poo. No matter how much you wipe it will never go away :taped:
Warning:
Please dry wipe at least once after having a bowel movement and before using the bidet. Excess fecal matter may clog the bidet drain. This can be quite disgusting for someone who uses the bidet after you.
:blink:
This thread has really mad me laugh.
I always wanted to ask "how do I use a bidet?"
especially if your washing your hair
Lets talk about different poo`s
1st the ghost poo.. you wipe and there is no trace :search:
2nd the cheese grater.. When the poo gets split by a hair:rolleyes:
3rd the deapth charger.. when poo drops in and there is a delay in splash back.:(
4th the neverending poo. No matter how much you wipe it will never go away :taped:
You have forgotten the "Chocolate Fountain". An spectacular anal upside down firework detonated in the lavatory bowl to celebrate a belly full of beer and a dodgy curry the night before!!:D
H.
You have forgotten the "Chocolate Fountain". An spectacular anal upside down firework detonated in the lavatory bowl to celebrate a belly full of beer and a dodgy curry the night before!!:D
H.
Cue Michael with his hotlink image :D
Lets talk about different poo`s
1st the ghost poo.. you wipe and there is no trace :search:
2nd the cheese grater.. When the poo gets split by a hair:rolleyes:
3rd the deapth charger.. when poo drops in and there is a delay in splash back.:(
4th the neverending poo. No matter how much you wipe it will never go away :taped:
you cant forget 'El mooky Diablo' the devils poo :d
it's not as if you get taught how to wipe your ass at school
Next time someone at work says "do you want me to wipe you arse for you too?" I think I know how I'm going to reply. ;)
you may want to check this (http://www.poopreport.com/) out.
Dont ask how, stumbled across it a year or so ago - made me piss myself... not literally.
All this crap reminds me of a really shitty job I had working in this scummy restaurant. One of my duties was to clean the filthy bogs, polish the sink, taps, make sure everything was nice and fresh for the next guy to come in and vomit all over. One Sunday morning go off to do the bogs. I step into the Mens. Remember those old wall mounted roller hand towel machines? Grab the loop of towel hanging at the bottom and pull down for a bit of fresh. Well some disgusting arsehole and must’ve thought it was a wall mounted bum wiper. They’d yanked it apart, dragged about 20 feet of towel and painted a brown stripe along the entire length with a humungus log at one end. That starched cloth isn’t exactly poopshute soft and sphincter friendly. Must’ve wreaked havoc on his man hole. Best bit was there was loads of bog roll next to the shitter.
After I cleared the mess I went to hand dry some dishes and prepare some salad. :)
paul ashton
09-02-07, 17:12
you may want to check this (http://www.poopreport.com/) out.
Dont ask how, stumbled across it a year or so ago - made me piss myself... not literally.
That's funny.:rlol:
All this crap reminds me of a really shitty job I had working in this scummy restaurant. One of my duties was to clean the filthy bogs, polish the sink, taps, make sure everything was nice and fresh for the next guy to come in and vomit all over. One Sunday morning go off to do the bogs. I step into the Mens. Remember those old wall mounted roller hand towel machines? Grab the loop of towel hanging at the bottom and pull down for a bit of fresh. Well some disgusting arsehole and must’ve thought it was a wall mounted bum wiper. They’d yanked it apart, dragged about 20 feet of towel and painted a brown stripe along the entire length with a humungus log at one end. That starched cloth isn’t exactly poopshute soft and sphincter friendly. Must’ve wreaked havoc on his man hole. Best bit was there was loads of bog roll next to the shitter.
After I cleared the mess I went to hand dry some dishes and prepare some salad. :)
PMSL!!!!!!!!:rlol: This is a bad thread!!
Jspec Germany
09-02-07, 19:38
:rlol: :rlol: OMG.... the tears are streamin.... this thread is the best I've read in a long time. You know in Japan, you don't have to do anything. Just look over and press one of 10 buttons, then adjust the heater knob while your korn-hole gets the drive through car wash treatment. You still gotta' give it the old pat-pat when it's done though. I'm a firm believer in the moist wet-naps though. Cheap @$$ military paper here in NATO is like John Wayne. Rough and tough and don't take $h!t off nobody.
SupraStar 3000
09-02-07, 19:47
I bet you've had some moments flying long missions with NATO Mike. ;)
Jspec Germany
10-02-07, 17:43
Oh yeah man. Here's a poop story for you. We (USAF AWACS) were flying a 14 hour mission in Saudi Arabia some years ago during Operation Southern Watch. On long missions, the crapper in the back of the airplane tends to get pretty full. On this particular sortie, we had two F-15 pilots flying with us so they could see what the big picture looks like during a mission. Fighter pilots for the most part only see a 60 degree wedge of what's in front of them. We see everything for hundreds of miles. On the way back to base, our flight deck decided to do a combat descent for practice (they're done in hostile theaters of operation during approach and during retrograde). The profile is a steep dive resulting in negative G's. One of the F-15 drivers was in the back in a passenger seat near the galley, about 6-7 feet from the lavatory door. So as the pilots pushed the nose over (rather quickly) and the negative G's hit, we (mission crew in the back) heard this loud shrieking scream from the back of the jet. This is what was described by the F-15 pilot after we landed:
"The lav door shot open and there was a giant column of dirty blue water rising out of the toilet, with a turd on top. When the pilots pulled the yoke back, the water and poo came falling towards me and I thought the poo was going to hit me."
We laughed for an hour over that one. When we taxied in to park, the maintenance guys brought the air stairs up and couldn't figure out why we wouldn't open the door. Our pilots were back there cleaning up the mess because someone didn't check to make sure the flapper was up on the crapper that prevents everything from coming out before they started the combat-descent.
SupraStar 3000
10-02-07, 18:04
:rlol:!!!!!!!! now thats funny!
I'm sure I remember hearing that the RAFs Nimrods just have something very rudimentary like a hole open to the elements to drop the brown bomb from, but anyone using it will be subjected to pilots pulling high G maneuvers just for the hell of it ;).
Jspec Germany
10-02-07, 18:27
I've never heard of a hole to the elements. All of our aircraft that have something use either full up toilets, a honey pot, which is just as it sounds, or a piddle pack, which is a plastic bag.
SupraStar 3000
10-02-07, 18:52
yea, maybe its alittle more technical than just a hole ;)
Here is a site for all that is really into shit Link (http://www.ratemypoo.com/)
Here is a site for all that is really into shit Link (http://www.ratemypoo.com/)
Thats just plain WRONG :fart:
What about this site then? Link (http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php?itemid=122971)
What about this site then? Link (http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php?itemid=122971)
Getting better... keep em comming :D
link. (http://www.squirting101.com/page1.html)
NWS!!
Oh no, sorry, wrong thread!
link. (http://www.squirting101.com/page1.html)
Oh no, sorry, wrong thread!
Summat tells me that's NWS :d
Oops didn't realise this hadn't been moved - thought that would've happened ages ago!!! :D
Something relevant to the thread - No more wiping!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/kohler-c3-series-toilet-seats-offer-handsfree-buttwashing-american-style-236933.php
Someone needs to invent 3 seashells.
ardasaliah
17-02-07, 09:52
standing squashes it. sitter all the way
How to Wipe Your Ass - http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/
Snippet:
I was curious, so I began to ask around. I posed the question to a couple good friends of mine, and my suspicions were confirmed when each of them came back with an entirely different answer. I decided to dig deeper, asking people via email, message boards, and eventually the Starbucks where my girlfriend works, all to ask the question: how do you wipe your ass?
"A college friend from Columbia said she had to put out “The Spoon” when her parents came to visit, ’cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper. Apparently this is more of a wedge that is used to scrape out the excrement. “The Spoon” is kept in a little tray on the back of the toilet."
"The implication here of course is that a family shares just one spoon, making this both the most disgusting and most awesome thing I’ve heard in all of my interviews with strangers about poop."
http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/
:rlol:
paul ashton
04-03-07, 15:22
"A college friend from Columbia said she had to put out “The Spoon” when her parents came to visit, ’cause they wouldn’t use toilet paper. Apparently this is more of a wedge that is used to scrape out the excrement. “The Spoon” is kept in a little tray on the back of the toilet."
"The implication here of course is that a family shares just one spoon, making this both the most disgusting and most awesome thing I’ve heard in all of my interviews with strangers about poop."
:rlol:Nice:rolleyes:
I know, not funny, its disgusting
paul ashton
04-03-07, 15:42
I know, not funny, its disgusting
Please understand if you ever invite me round for dinner that i might be busy cutting my toenails.
Gaz Walker
04-03-07, 16:08
I must have missed this threat as I was in Dublin when it was posted.
One of the best laughs I've had in a while, great stories :D
Gaz.
Kittyclaws
04-03-07, 20:04
WTF,,, You lot need to get out more lol
How did I miss this thread - been sat in the office pissing myself with laughter the last 10 minutes!
:looney:
I totally missed this too hahaha. Class.
They were talking about this on Chris Moyles yesterday, quite funny how people do it differently and don't realise anyone else does it the 'wrong' way!
DrivingTheDream
13-12-07, 10:44
Missed it to, how the **** can you stand up?!?! Your butt is semi closed and you cant get to the coal :search:
Missed it to, how the **** can you stand up?!?! Your butt is semi closed and you cant get to the coal :search:
Ummm. I stand up.:d
There seems to be no happy medium with me, it either pops out leaving no marks at all, to the point where I begin to wonder if I've even pooed at all with only the slightly dilated sensation to remind me (I'd imagine that it feels similar to being bum-raped in your sleep by a tiny cocked ninja) or ends in some sort of anal eco-disaster that requires a massive clean-up operation, you know, dead sea-birds, tv crews, protestors and shit.
There seems to be no happy medium with me, it either pops out leaving no marks at all, to the point where I begin to wonder if I've even pooed at all with only the slightly dilated sensation to remind me (I'd imagine that it feels similar to being bum-raped in your sleep by a tiny cocked ninja) or ends in some sort of anal eco-disaster that requires a massive clean-up operation, you know, dead sea-birds, tv crews, protestors and shit.
:rlol::rlol::rlol:
I'd imagine that it feels similar to being bum-raped in your sleep by a tiny cocked ninja
:rlol: :wtf: :rlol:
Why the F**K would you even "imagine" that ?!?!?!
There seems to be no happy medium with me, it either pops out leaving no marks at all, to the point where I begin to wonder if I've even pooed at all with only the slightly dilated sensation to remind me (I'd imagine that it feels similar to being bum-raped in your sleep by a tiny cocked ninja) or ends in some sort of anal eco-disaster that requires a massive clean-up operation, you know, dead sea-birds, tv crews, protestors and shit.
Almost in tears reading that, post of the day so far!!! :rlol:
DrivingTheDream
13-12-07, 11:47
There seems to be no happy medium with me, it either pops out leaving no marks at all, to the point where I begin to wonder if I've even pooed at all with only the slightly dilated sensation to remind me
Known in the trade as "ghost" poo's.
Types of poo (http://www.zgeek.com/lighthouse/fartstuff.htm)
There seems to be no happy medium with me, it either pops out leaving no marks at all, to the point where I begin to wonder if I've even pooed at all with only the slightly dilated sensation to remind me (I'd imagine that it feels similar to being bum-raped in your sleep by a tiny cocked ninja) or ends in some sort of anal eco-disaster that requires a massive clean-up operation, you know, dead sea-birds, tv crews, protestors and shit.
:clap: Why am I clapping a poo description. :blink:
Known in the trade as "ghost" poo's.
Just what trade, exactly?
They were talking about this on Chris Moyles yesterday, quite funny how people do it differently and don't realise anyone else does it the 'wrong' way!
When I saw this post I thought ah, someone else was listening to Moyles yesterday morning. :D
Was funny on the radio and even funnier to read here. Quite disturbing too. ;)
cheekymonkey
13-12-07, 15:21
Come on guys, learn to use the 3 sea shells, so much easier!
Lets talk about different poo`s
1st the ghost poo.. you wipe and there is no trace :search:
2nd the cheese grater.. When the poo gets split by a hair:rolleyes:
3rd the deapth charger.. when poo drops in and there is a delay in splash back.:(
4th the neverending poo. No matter how much you wipe it will never go away :taped:
What about the "Cappuccino" when is comes out hot and steamy and spluttering all over the pan. Takes atleast 3 Andrex puppies to clean up the aftermath and afterwards you wish that there was a slash cause now your butt feels like a Johnny Cash song :D
comes out hot and steamy and spluttering all over the pan.
Like harling the toilet pan! :d
Types of poo (http://www.zgeek.com/lighthouse/fartstuff.htm)
Nothing clears a hangover like a 'Guinness poo' does... ;-)
Firstly, yes I am bored.
Now, related to this thread (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=146872) of old, I never really got an understanding of how many sheets people use, so let us know!
Also, is it true that some forces are told to use 1 sheet during a sitting, to keep roll usage down to a minimum? Don't think I could manage it TBH.
Ok. No-one seems to want to answer this one so I'll go first.
Two lots of 3 sheets folded and then another two sheets if necessary.
You must be REALLY bored
How could anyone ever use just one sheet? Even the thickest luxuary toilet roll isnt enough. I just yank the roll and scrunch up whatever comes out. 5-10 sheets usually. Then repeat.
Depends if it's sloppy or solids.
Some days it'll be one sheet of luxury soft double quilted ass cushion, other days it'll be several kitchen rolls.
SupraStar 3000
11-04-08, 16:59
5 - 10 and ending on the beee day thing.
Towards the end I can normally managed a few wipes on the same sheet.
Just doing my bit for the environment.
Shadow Beast
11-04-08, 17:47
when i first joined the army we were told use only one sheet and fold it into a square, then tear the corner of and keep it to one side!
wipe bum with finger, pull paper off finger to clean it then use the little bit that you tore off to clean under you finger nail!!
maybe some of the others can clarify this as to weather they got taught the same in training?
richie
when i first joined the army we were told use only one sheet and fold it into a square, then tear the corner of and keep it to one side!
wipe bum with finger, pull paper off finger to clean it then use the little bit that you tore off to clean under you finger nail!!
maybe some of the others can clarify this as to weather they got taught the same in training?
richie
i was just about to right the same thing, been taught the square myself
All I can say is "thank god for baby wipes!";)
H.
All I can say is "thank god for baby wipes!";)
H.
well sometimes you run out of baby wipes in the field and you only get a small pack tissues in the ration packs
well sometimes you run out of baby wipes in the field and you only get a small pack tissues in the ration packs
Oh no Al, I'm talking about in the comfort of my own home. They are always needed if you have a messy arsefest!!
If I was out in the field I would imagine I'd drag my arse on the ground like a dog with worms!!:D
H.
Oh no Al, I'm talking about in the comfort of my own home. They are always needed if you have a messy arsefest!!
If I was out in the field I would imagine I'd drag my arse on the ground like a dog with worms!!:D
H.
We all do that in Devon, I ment WTF are you lot on using toilet paper as you call it
All I can say is "thank god for baby wipes!";)
H.
Eh! Get some crunchy leaves on the job - none of this soft baby wipe or single square stuff:D
a cactus is a good one wipe system.
when i first joined the army we were told use only one sheet and fold it into a square, then tear the corner of and keep it to one side!
wipe bum with finger, pull paper off finger to clean it then use the little bit that you tore off to clean under you finger nail!!
maybe some of the others can clarify this as to weather they got taught the same in training?
richie
i was just about to right the same thing, been taught the square myselfThat must have been when the cuts came in - after my time I'm afraid. :D
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