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What April gags did people do or have done then?
We're a boring bunch, I managed to fill in the work schedule for the next few months as if everything had been done, but that was about it.
I just did my usual - swapped the regular and decaff coffee over
spidermonkey
01-04-08, 13:20
i top loaded the work bogs :)
I put one suger in my misses tea instead of two :sly:
In my office, Shaun messed with Joes keyboard, changed the letters around, only thing is, when he turned his computer on, all the keys were pressed down and the computer made a huge and long beeping sound, neeedless to say, the computer wouldnt work and Joes Bid he had to get out was late!! :rlol:
he wasnt best pleased and ended up with a "quite" word with shaun by the big cheese :D
Whitesupraboy2
01-04-08, 13:32
all the people who work in my team, txt me they were ill as i was on way to work and they'd give me a call at 9. By time I got to work i was only one in and it looked like it was going to stay that way.
the sods :D
Whitesupraboy2
01-04-08, 13:33
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he wasnt best pleased and ended up with a "quite" word with shaun by the big cheese :D
is that like a quiet word :D
We are about to see if Matt R launches his phone off the table when he comes to pick it up when we ring it in a minute. He always answered the phone like a man possessed, and we have glued the recieved down to the set :D
its past 12 :/
Quite appropriate really when you think about it :)
I spray painted a big silver shlong on the back of my brothers work T shirt :)
We are about to see if Matt R launches his phone off the table when he comes to pick it up when we ring it in a minute. He always answered the phone like a man possessed, and we have glued the recieved down to the set :D
:rlol: I wish I worked in your office!
none what so ever as i didnt surface until 12.55
I didnt do it today but I got my best mate to call insaying " Hi Im a nigerian man and I was just speaking to someone in the building and got cut off, can I talk to them again please, sorry I dont know their name" to which my boss then asked his name, my best mate replied "Lottalovv, my first name is Ihneeda".
hehe straight from the simpsons I know ;) any way, my boss then got on the office tannoy system, not noticing, he read the name out :p, we were laughing for hours after that :p, my boss threatened to beat me :((
:rlol: I wish I worked in your office!
:rlol: not only did he remove the whole handset from the desk, but he took his mug and keyboard with it too!!! :rlol: never laughed so hard in my life!! :rlol:
i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development
she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail
needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do
she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.
after they told her they let her have the day off
i havnt stopped laughing all day
i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development
she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail
needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do
she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.
after they told her they let her have the day off
i havnt stopped laughing all day
Dear lord that's a bit harsh.. fricken funny tho :rlol:
RobSheffield
01-04-08, 17:21
Quite appropriate really when you think about it :)
Where is the nod smiley?
i didnt do anything but my wife works as an accounts clerk at a very rich business and her boss set her up by moving £16m from her work account into his account which was just about to pay for a new building development
she started to panic and when everyone found out, they started to wind her up saying she will get done for embezelling(sp) funds and will go to jail
needless to say she was on the phone to me panicing as she didnt know what to do
she had an interview with the boss that was on camera for the whole office to see where she begged for it to not go further and she wil pay it all back how the hell i dont know.
after they told her they let her have the day off
i havnt stopped laughing all day
:rlol: haha 'il pay it back'
Didnt really do much this time except went around putting unsulating tape on the contact in peoples torches at work. Knowing some of them it will take them ages and a few battery and bulb changes to work it out lol
RobSheffield
01-04-08, 17:43
Slightly more interesting...
http://www.google.com/virgle/
nothing exciting at our place, but we did send our boss a number of emails, all protesting our innocence.
"Don't blame me, I didn't do it" sort of thing. He spent the whole day paranoid looking under his chair etc. trying to work out what we (hadn't) done.
Mike
Slightly more interesting...
http://www.google.com/virgle/
The test is great :D
supra steveo
01-04-08, 20:05
told one of the lads that i seen his ex-girlfriend down town last night and that she told me she was pregnant :D should of seen his face
supra steveo
01-04-08, 20:20
We are about to see if Matt R launches his phone off the table when he comes to pick it up when we ring it in a minute. He always answered the phone like a man possessed, and we have glued the recieved down to the set :D
superglue is great init :D when i was in Iraq i super glued my mates flip flops to the floor :D then the revenge hit came and he super glued my after sun to the shelf, the guy in the next bed space had told me what was happening so my return to that was to place a sawn off 2 ltr bottle of water (that was hidden by his bath towel) in his bed space and operated by some sewing thread (about 3 meters of the stuff to get to my bed space)to be pulled out and unload on him, the guy used to come in at night and lie down on his bed, perfect opportunity :D yes he got a little wet :D didn't work as well as i had wanted though :( when i got to be dropped off on the way home the lad in the bed space next to me dropped me off at the terminal and he gave me a letter then scarpered in side there was a confession that it wasn't will hitting my bed space it was him i glue, well i glued some of his money to the shelf anyway and he still thinks it was the other guy :D
Had an e-mail from my daughter saying someone had crashed into her on her way to work this morning...she was ok but the car was a write-off. I rang her only to be told the usual. I didnt find it funny but she was giggling away like a lunatic.
My son rang not long after to tell me the bailiffs had been and taken the telly...action over an unpaid parking fine he had got ages ago. He was adamant, but I wasnt falling for that one.
My wife rang to tell me someone had taken £2k out of our account. It worried me slightly as this was three pm, and she was really upset...but no, it was a joke.
Barstewards the lot of em.
Gaz Walker
01-04-08, 21:10
Barstewards the lot of em.
:D
Trained them well then? :p
:D
Trained them well then? :p
:)Yup, although they are mere amateurs as yet. I 'stole' my sons Mini once, which worked well. I fooled my daughter into thinking we were sending her to boarding school a few years back...convincing letter and all. My wifes easy, she will believe anything...even when I sat her down once and told her I was gay, not that that takes much of a suspense of belief. She got me back with a 'positive' pregnancy test at the age of 50...not funny as I would have been pretty made up.
marbleapple
01-04-08, 22:40
Saw this one and laughed:
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I went to work this morning expecting training, only for it to have been called off because it was supposed to be next week. Was fun though, because I drove the supe in (usually I cycle). No gags though. although yesterday both my cars got damaged in some way. supra - scratched, and forester bonnet buckled... Would have been far worse if I had done it myself.
Sounds like Richard Branson pulled quite a good one:
Sir Richard Branson stunned an invited audience of the tech world's glitterati today at the CTIA Wireless Show in Las Vegas during his pre-show speech.
He announced that he is heading a private interest consortium that consists of himself, Bill Gates and the World's richest man, Warren Buffet, and is in "advanced talks" with the US Government to buy the complete US GPS Satellite System.
He stated that he has also put in a bid for the emerging European, Chinese and Russian systems. He said "these systems, owned by differing governments, are a problem waiting to happen". He continued "wars will be centred around the information carried by these satellites, so industry cannot trust the governments with such valuable assets".
When pressed for further comment, Sir Richard replied with "watch this space".
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