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Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 19:27
Most of my friends think my job is glamourous. I think it's just a job

On Saturday I went to the F1 Powerboat GP and went out in one of the boats, today I went quad biking in the desert with one of the best motorcycle racers in the world and on Thursday I'm off for drinks and canapes with the Royal family.

Pretty much day-to-day stuff!!!

:d

What about anyone else?

creative
03-03-08, 19:35
we have a word for people like you!! :D

RiceRocket
03-03-08, 19:35
:yawn:

couv3z
03-03-08, 19:37
what is you job? bar a party boy

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 19:42
what is you job? bar a party boy

Slut

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 19:45
we have a word for people like you!! :D

Lucky, spawny?

JamieP
03-03-08, 19:46
Sounds good, who was the motorcycle racer?:)

I did a bit of bricklaying today, not glamorous but pays the bills :D

Ewen
03-03-08, 19:47
:)You need a bigger bushel....I'm blinded by your light.

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 19:49
Sounds good, who was the motorcycle racer?:)

:D

Loris Capirossi

neil tt
03-03-08, 20:00
I hung a couple of doors is that close:)

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 20:02
I hung a couple of doors is that close:)

Bar doors?

Brothel doors?

Early doors?

Diana Dors?

edge
03-03-08, 20:02
I had a poo earlier when i got home from work which was more interesting than work itself!

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 20:03
:)You need a bigger bush

You leave my bush out of this :blink:

Darren-K
03-03-08, 20:04
i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !!
i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire.

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 20:05
i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !!
i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire.

Which half?

Did you bury anyone famous?

SupraAyf
03-03-08, 20:05
I had a poo earlier when i got home from work which was more interesting than work itself!

Nice work mate:D

Darren-K
03-03-08, 20:06
Which half?

Did you bury anyone famous?

i was never told wether i looked like burke or haire,
i buried a couple of Lords thats about it for famous people realy.

gaz1
03-03-08, 20:07
i get up at 5.30am. i just got in and showered and i would not swap my job for yours:D i love my job, maybe not as good as yours in some peoples eyes, but in mine it is:p

Bill Prawn
03-03-08, 20:09
i get up at 5.30am. i just got in and showered and i would not swap my job for yours:D i love my job, maybe not as good as yours in some peoples eyes, but in mine it is:p

Well what do you do?

That was the purpose of this thread

Darren-K
03-03-08, 20:19
Ok,the best Job ive ever had wasnt bad,
i went out with a model for about 2 years,and a few times a week either before a job or a competition she would be going on i had to moisturise almost her entire body then rub her all over (twice) with fake tan.,that was the best even tho i was never paid :)

the most glamourous was as sound engineer for a large company,i did that for nearly 10 years and met many stars & celebs,was a pretty well paid job.

Dave Haggas
03-03-08, 20:21
I was up at 5.30am drove 70 miles to Worcester,removed a carbon-fibre roof and rear wheelarches from a BMW GTR racecar,drove 70 miles home and carried on modifying a carbon steering wheel from an ex Arrows FI car in the workshop.
All in all a good day,especially as I didnt get held up in any traffic.
Tomorrows another day as Im off to Silverstone at 6am......:rolleyes:

edge
03-03-08, 20:23
I fix showers! (electronics/communications and electrician are my trades) Met a couple of z list famous people.
Its my mum who mingles with the stars and thats through being a cordon bleu chef.

m45sey
03-03-08, 20:27
i once drove a tank for 3 weeks with prince harry as the commander

the best part of that was kicking him out of his dossbag at 3am and telling him to stag on while i sleep:)

Ewen
03-03-08, 20:28
I engineer aesthetically optimised linings for depressions upon the oceans surface into which can be deposited the fiscal accumulation of the financially enhanced.

Havard
03-03-08, 20:31
i was never told wether i looked like burke or haire,
i buried a couple of Lords thats about it for famous people realy.

I bet that job had a lot of opportunities though......:eyebrows::sly:

I'm a sales rep. I get to play Golf at the Belfry, go to Football matches with clients, trips to Germany & Las Vegas entertaining etc. I usually drive around all day having brews or stay at home and surf on here all day!!

It's a great job but it can get a bit boring at times, there are only so many free bars and lunches that you can handle....:D

H.

Darren-K
03-03-08, 20:46
I bet that job had a lot of opportunities though......:eyebrows::sly:.


lol Harvard,tell you something tho,hardly anyone is buried 6ft down,most are buried like 3 feet deep ;)

JohnnyW
03-03-08, 21:33
I had a poo earlier when i got home from work which was more interesting than work itself!

Bad form! You're supposed to go for a shecht at work!!

Double the pleasure, not only do you get the the satisfaction of curling one off but you also get paid for it!

It's the proverbial win win situation (except for the poor bugger that comes in to the bog post splashdown)

movistar
03-03-08, 22:05
I would rather not work at all....now if you told me you were a millionaire then i would be jealous!!

juanchan
03-03-08, 22:06
I look at aircraft parts and make sure they won't break within their design lives.

I engineer aesthetically optimised linings for depressions upon the oceans surface into which can be deposited the fiscal accumulation of the financially enhanced.

:d

You wouldn't be able to get forum members discount on any sort of wakeboarding boats, would you? :d

I bet that job had a lot of opportunities though......:eyebrows::sly:

I'm a sales rep. I get to play Golf at the Belfry, go to Football matches with clients, trips to Germany & Las Vegas entertaining etc. I usually drive around all day having brews or stay at home and surf on here all day!!

It's a great job but it can get a bit boring at times, there are only so many free bars and lunches that you can handle....:D

H.

I may not be too hot at the sales rep bit, but if there's any free luncheons/footie games down south that you really really can't face, I'm willing to sacrifice my spare time to help you out ;)

lol Harvard,tell you something tho,hardly anyone is buried 6ft down,most are buried like 3 feet deep ;)

:blink: I know a few people who've dug graves at some point and if you only buried them that deep you clearly weren't doing it right!!

Havard
03-03-08, 22:09
I may not be too hot at the sales rep bit, but if there's any free luncheons/footie games down south that you really really can't face, I'm willing to sacrifice my spare time to help you out ;)


I'll bear you in mind Rich...:D

juanchan
03-03-08, 22:13
I'll bear you in mind Rich...:D

:clap::yahoo::friends:

I'd rather it not be a Chelsea game, but I'm willing to stoop to a new low to help out a fellow Supra owner :d

CJ
03-03-08, 22:34
My job is definitely not glamorous as I work in a bar waiting tables, doing some PR work with customers and a little bit of singing as the entertainment.

However, being located on the beach front on Kos is kind of glamorous and working 6 months on and 6 months off is a definite bully bonus. :)

Supra_Dori
03-03-08, 22:37
i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !!
i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire.

is there good money in that??

keancy
03-03-08, 22:40
My job isn't glamorous at all, I sit in an office spending the Company's money on Chemicals all day. In between I surf the net, then I get to go home and cook dinner for my family. Yiippeeeeeeee. LOL.

RiceRocket
04-03-08, 00:18
Transparent Wall Maintenance Technician at your service :salute:

Charlotte
04-03-08, 00:40
Transparent Wall Maintenance Technician at your service :salute:

Do you carry glass sheets over the road like in comedy shows?

Lbm
04-03-08, 00:40
i used to be a grave digger,it was quite glamorous at times !!
i was once told i looked like 1 half of burke and haire.

I won't have it Darren- you don't look like a berk! :p

Ps I'm a Rock 'n' Roll star btw ;)

RiceRocket
04-03-08, 00:45
Do you carry glass sheets over the road like in comedy shows?

:d No, please try again...

Jurgen-Jm-Imports
04-03-08, 00:56
I fix showers! (electronics/communications and electrician are my trades) Met a couple of z list famous people.
Its my mum who mingles with the stars and thats through being a cordon bleu chef.

do you fix showers ???? if you do pm me lol

Kranz
04-03-08, 03:32
I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe ;)

Not very glamorous, but some of the eye candy is LOL

Charlotte
04-03-08, 09:02
:d No, please try again...

Big window fitter?

Havard
04-03-08, 09:06
:clap::yahoo::friends:

I'd rather it not be a Chelsea game, but I'm willing to stoop to a new low to help out a fellow Supra owner :d

I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight.....:) Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match...:sly:

I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!!

H.

Darren-K
04-03-08, 09:26
is there good money in that??

It depends on who you work for,nowadays most graveyards are owned by local councils so your Ltd to there wage,which usualy isnt much,.
i got that job as a stop gap via an agency and working conditions werent very good,dinner breaks in a shed with a butty box,constantly tidying graves when theres no-one to bury,and sometimes you would be called over to a graveside to bury someone like 10 mins before your shift finished,.
the only saving grace in that job was sometimes a grave would be dug with a digger - saving lots of work.

RiceRocket
04-03-08, 09:29
Big window fitter?

No again, I'm just a lowly window cleaner! :)

spidermonkey
04-03-08, 09:32
I see dead people................:blink:

Darren-K
04-03-08, 09:33
I won't have it Darren- you don't look like a berk! :p

Ps I'm a Rock 'n' Roll star btw ;)

Ive just checked your myspace page and i recognise you !!
you realy are a star !! well done ;)
you deserve to be a star your a nice fella with great music.

marc_p
04-03-08, 09:43
Ive just checked your myspace page and i recognise you !!
you realy are a star !! well done ;)
you deserve to be a star your a nice fella with great music.

I can't listen to your music(no sound at work) but I will when I get home, promise.

juanchan
04-03-08, 10:10
I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight.....:) Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match...:sly:

I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!!

H.

How unfair is that? I wanna go!

Can I ask what you sell btw? Cos hospitality like that is deemed as unacceptable in my company (yank company surprise surprise), and seen as a way of gaining an unfair advantage in business. It's frowned upon to the point it's practically alongside Insider Trading!

China Man
04-03-08, 10:29
I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too :)

konio-nt
04-03-08, 10:48
I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too :)

So you should stop selling cigarettes for sky high money and people will stop showing you two or one finger :D

marc_p
04-03-08, 10:52
I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too :)

I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though:d.

Charlotte
04-03-08, 10:56
I am a authorized drug dealer in the city, people come and ask me for drugs and often show me interesting part of their body too :)

Gynaecologist?

Dazzi
04-03-08, 11:06
I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though.
You should take up my job. Im a psychic you know. In my spare time I beat people up.

bigcol
04-03-08, 11:34
Which half?

Did you bury anyone famous?

pubic:d

marc_p
04-03-08, 11:35
You should take up my job. Im a psychic you know. In my spare time I beat people up.


I sold crack to a few famous people but it was more of a promo gig so didn't make anything:d.

Lbm
04-03-08, 12:16
I sold crack to a few famous people but it was more of a promo gig so didn't make anything.

Have you tried buy one, get one free? :D

CJ
04-03-08, 12:31
I dealt crack for a while but it's a bit of a hard market to get into, I think I was too nice and people were beating the price down too much so the profit margins were just to small, I'm thinking about extending out to a bit of heroin dealing though.

You missed the smiley

CJ
04-03-08, 12:31
I sold crack to a few famous people but it was more of a promo gig so didn't make anything.

Again, you missed the smiley.

gaz1
04-03-08, 12:32
Again, you missed the smiley.

not so sure he is joking matey:D

marc_p
04-03-08, 12:32
You missed the smiley

Again, you missed the smiley.

Edited just for you;)

Dazzi
04-03-08, 12:34
Again, you missed the smiley.
You missed yours twice too ;)

CJ
04-03-08, 12:41
not so sure he is joking matey:D

Well, if he wasn't then he should be banned from the forum :)

CJ
04-03-08, 12:41
You missed yours twice too ;)

Nope - mine was dead serious.

China Man
04-03-08, 13:56
I sell meal deal too :)

MrDriver
04-03-08, 14:01
I make 3D animated cartoons :blink:

garetheves
04-03-08, 15:38
I'm off watching Utd - Lyon tonight.....:) Taking 3 customers for a couple of pints, a chinese and then off to the match...:sly:

I'll spend a couple of hundred quid on my free credit card!!

H.

Im off there tonight as well. you not fancy going for chinese after then i can tag along ;)

vvteye
04-03-08, 16:30
I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe ;)


Now that's a view of a policemans role that I never had before. ( I guess I'm referring to the traffic police though :p)

I spend my time between a computer screen and meetings looking after all the IT projects within a large healthcare Trust. I get shedloads of satisfaction from improving the way that doctors work.:)

Muffleman
04-03-08, 16:38
I walk around all day, keeping you lot safe ;)

Keeping me safe ??? Scaring the bejeesus out of me more like ! There I was, happily working away and I hear a 'he's over there'. I look up and see my colleagues pointing me out to a fully clothed officer who normally carries a firearm :blink:

:D