Ewen
12-02-08, 20:08
A game warden is doing his rounds in a safari park and comes across a dead elephant. The elephant was a huge bull, one of the biggest he'd seen. As he got closer, a tiny pygmy ran out from a nearby bush and prodded him in the ankle with his little spear. "hands off, I killed it, this ones mine" the pygmy squeaked up at him. The warden was astounded, the pygmy was only a foot tall, yet had felled this ginormous elephant.
"How did you do this ?" the warden asked
"I killed it with my club" the wee savage replied.
The warden was bemused, "just how big IS your club ?" he asked.
"Massive" the pygmy replied, "theres thousands of us"
"How did you do this ?" the warden asked
"I killed it with my club" the wee savage replied.
The warden was bemused, "just how big IS your club ?" he asked.
"Massive" the pygmy replied, "theres thousands of us"