View Full Version : LMAO! Checkout this CV I received
This is a genuine 'CV' (word used loosely) from someone applying for a sales position :D which landed in my inbox a while ago:D
The best bits are towards the last 2 paragraphs
dr_blackman
12-02-08, 13:31
pmsl :d
Gaz Walker
12-02-08, 13:34
My mind is flexible and erect
Employ her :D
well did she get the job:D
I love children but I know how to find the best relationship with them in the most suitable way, straight inside, there mind and body
I'm sure that's not right
Brilliant, give her the job!
I love children but I know how to find the best relationship with them in the most suitable way, straight inside, there mind and body
:blink: i think you should check the register first before offering the position!! :D
tooquicktostop
12-02-08, 13:44
Its a shame really because I bet she set out with all the best intentions and it has been very lost in translation, still she should have had it proof read I suppose, gave me a laugh though :d
considering the job function is selling to IT companies I dont even know why she is telling me about children! I loved 'My mind is flexible and erect ' wtf?
http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg
http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg
If this is her, I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office.
considering the job function is selling to IT companies I dont even know why she is telling me about children! I loved 'My mind is flexible and erect ' wtf?
I guess employent hangs on what she looks like:eyebrows: and to make sure that she is "obidient":sly:
johnnyknox
12-02-08, 14:36
Give her the nose test...
johnnyknox
12-02-08, 14:39
http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg
http://www.fartashdad.com/images/bann.jpg
If this is her, I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office.
lmao..yeh, get her on your "staff"
She sounds too over qualified to work in the UK!! :p:D
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SILKYSMOOTH
12-02-08, 15:07
I have worked in recruitment for over 6 years and believe me thats nothing new to me...I've seen worse. If it was sent by an agency then I would be really shocked!
I have worked in recruitment for over 6 years and believe me thats nothing new to me...I've seen worse. If it was sent by an agency then I would be really shocked!
Naaa - it was sent via the Reed website.
Which agency do you work for? PM if you want, I have open vacancies in London at the moment
Cheers
Far
SILKYSMOOTH
12-02-08, 16:45
Naaa - it was sent via the Reed website.
Which agency do you work for? PM if you want, I have open vacancies in London at the moment
Cheers
Far
I worked for several specialist IT recruitment firms in London, City and Essex, and had my own agency for almost 3 years so nowadays I recruit from home, amongst concentrating in accountancy too, so the client benefits from lower fee's as I have the flexibility to do so. I keep my overheads low thus passing that on the client by giving them a discount on fees. I have worked in Sales, HR, Finance, IT, Rec2Rec recruitment and the list goes on...
I have seen your vacancy for 'sales manager' and did consider it as I have some knowledge of CRM software and dealings with end user clients and obviously lots of sales experience. However you are based in Victoria and I am only prepared to travel upto St.Pauls'ish more city-end.
Reed have tried to employ me 3 times and there is just no way that is going to happen.
PM me if you wish re: job spec/vacancies and I will see what I can do to help you.
I'd definitely try her in a range of positions through your office.
:rlol:
RiceRocket
12-02-08, 17:10
Female Iranian basketball player :blink:
Female Iranian basketball player :blink:
That's amazing- I'm looking for one of those! :d
flukey-lukey
12-02-08, 19:57
I reckon you should at least give her an interview...just to see if shes hot or not. And ask to take a picture for your 'file' and then post it on here :D
SupraStar 3000
12-02-08, 20:12
If your don't want her matey, pass her details onto me.
Shes sounds better qualified than my boss :(
If your don't want her matey, pass her details onto me.
Shes sounds better qualified than my boss :(
gave up on me so easy then Edd:rolleyes:
SupraStar 3000
12-02-08, 20:53
I really don't stand much of a chance against Linda :tongue:
btw: Havn't seen her around much lately :search:
Tom,... what have you done to her :eyebrows:
:p
MrRalphMan
12-02-08, 20:58
Hmm, either one of you got a well paid Techincal Operations role going... Well it's worth a shot.
I really don't stand much of a chance against Linda :tongue:
btw: Havn't seen her around much lately :search:
Tom,... what have you done to her :eyebrows:
:p
tired her out and she has no internet at home I took it away :blink:
Just wait till JAE, tent action :blink: (that's with Linda not you btw)
SupraStar 3000
12-02-08, 21:27
yea, go ahead Tom. Rub it in why dont'cha :(
Bloody kids these days.
One thing on the mind. <tut> <tut> ;)
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