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!!! THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED !!!
(Winning member is Big Ads (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1728574&postcount=739))
As part payment for Velocity Performance's trader renewal fee Kyle has offered a Gauge-Type Wideband UEGO Controller (worth £240) as a prize for a club member. This is going to be given away in our third raffle in the run up to Christmas. To be in with a chance of winning this prize all you need to do is reply to this thread!
http://www.aempower.com/images/categories/d7a7e743-9297-4035-a0e9-d583f68561e6.jpg (http://www.aempower.com/ViewCategory.aspx?CategoryID=67)
:trophy: :trophy: :trophy:
To win the prize you simply need to be the person who posts reply x to this thread, x being a secret number only known by me. However, there are some rules to this competition. Nothing too complicated but they will hopefully make the competition fair.
:rulez:
This competition is only open to paid up club members.
This competition is NOT open to any of the traders, moderators or any relatives of moderators.
After you have posted to this thread you MUST wait for at least 5 other members to post after you before you may post again. If you break this rule then you will be disqualified.
In the event that someone who is disqualified or not entitled to the prize happens to post reply x, the prize will be given to the next poster as long as they are entitled to enter and have not also been disqualified.
No cash alternative will be offered for the prizes.
We reserve the right to cancel this competition at any time without warning or reason.
Our decision is final.
:salute:
I have taken a screen shot of a forum page which contains the winning number. Once the competition is closed the image will be posted in this thread. For authenticity purposes the screen shot has the following date on it; "27-09-06 20:19".
:secret:
In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high, it’s certainly more than 1 (obviously!) but it is less than 1000.
So bearing in mind the 5 posts rule, get replying and good luck!
:ecstatic:
This competition is sponsored by Velocity Performance (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/forumdisplay.php?f=138)
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 09:19
Here we go again !
:)
It reads like there is 1 controller to win, or is there two?
I have one of these, BNIB, I was thinking of selling it - I don't mind winning another though :)
Cleaning up deleted files...
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:20
mmmm want one of those
It reads like there is 1 controller to win, or is there two?Today there is only one prize.
Oooooh yes please! I'll never win though :(
Oooooh yes please! I'll never win though :(I bet that is what the last 4 winners thought too! At least I can honestly say I'll never win it. :cry:
Today there is only one prize.
Sorry didn't read the 1st post!
GeordieSteve
19-12-07, 09:24
May as well have ANOTHER go
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:27
mmm gauges:)
I am baaaaaaccccckkkkk :d
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 09:27
Today
I'll try and stay in this one.
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:30
weeeeeee
Tuesday Wednesday happy days.....
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 09:34
Who were the first couple to be seen in bed together on prime time TV in the US?
Morning all, I REALLY want this one.
Morning all, I REALLY want this one.
Feel free to try and bribe the winning number from me. ;)
It wont work but I could do with the money anyway. :d
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:36
yarp
Good luck all... gonna be another looooong day...
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tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 09:40
Fred and Wilma Flinstone
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes, My cycle hums, Ready to race to yoooooouuuu.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 09:49
Hard to be motivated when you know it is most likely another 700 post or so until the winner
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:52
ah well
Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.
Oh sit down, oh sit down, sit down next to someone else, you smell.
I've got an AEM tru-boost EBC that needs a companion :( ;)
Gotta be innit to winnit
Scott =op
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 09:57
like whatever
Mary had a little Lamb
It could not stop it's Grunting
Mary took it round the back of the hut
And kicked it's f#cking c@nt in.
Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day.
GeordieSteve
19-12-07, 10:01
aaaand another
I'd actually use this, not that I'll win.
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 10:02
Batman smells
The male Duck Billed Platipus is poisonus.
Keancy!!!!
Alright then, James?? I walked to work this morning, didn't fancy a slipping session in the Toyota lol.
Finish work at 11.30am too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :kiss:
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 10:06
Alright then, James?? I walked to work this morning, didn't fancy a slipping session in the Toyota lol.
Finish work at 11.30am too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :kiss:
You have to finish work to Wee, bit over the top no ?:D
I got my very own tree yesterday.
Finish work at 11.30am too weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :kiss:
Not funny. :tongue:
7 hours of boredom at my desk to go... :(
has anyone orderd crimbo pressis from I Want One of Those? I did 2 weeks ago and they still havnt arrived :(
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 10:13
has anyone orderd crimbo pressis from I Want One of Those? I did 2 weeks ago and they still havnt arrived :(
they can be a little slow
Mary had a little Lamb
It could not stop it's Grunting
Mary took it round the back of the hut
And kicked it's f#cking c@nt in.
That's disgusting
I got my very own tree yesterday.
Another one??
Not funny. :tongue:
No it's not cause I gotta walk home because I left my car behind this morning, but I still be home by 12.30 ish ;):p:eyebrows:
but I still be home by 12.30 ish ;):p:eyebrows:
Where is that ignore button. ;)
Let's explore what actually happened...
One more get up for me :)
this is far more intresting than work at the moment :D
Why is a Pelican Crossing called a Pelican Crossing?
It's not the start of a joke BTW, I want to know.:)
Another one??
Nope, I was just saying for the un-informed among us. I'm rather proud. I've named it Theresa Green :)
Once I caught a fish alive.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied to to a pylon
set 100,000 volts through its ass
and turned its wool to nylon
Once I caught a fish alive.
Your a strange bloke Michael,lol.
Where is that ignore button. ;)
Don't be like it lol :D
Nope, I was just saying for the un-informed among us. I'm rather proud. I've named it Theresa Green :)
Bless :)
GeordieSteve
19-12-07, 10:37
Only page 6? A while to go I expect
In 1986
the Queen pulled down her knicks
She licked her bum
And said Yum Yum
And said it's better than weetabix
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 10:46
57
THE REDHEAD
>
> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
> down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
>
> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> toward the man.
>
> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
>
> "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
> place.
>
> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
>
> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
> deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
> her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
>
> They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
> guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
>
> "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> every guy you meet? "
>
> "No, "she replies . . . "
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "You just happened to catch my eye."
>
>
>
>
Q. Whats an IG?
A. An Eskimo's house without a toilet :blink:
terrible, sorry.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:02
This thread is effecting my efficiency
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 11:04
My cactus looks sad.
HMMM prickly
My diet coke bottle is empty.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:07
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
no way! that must be usefull!
My diet coke bottle is not empty now.
15 minutes to go...............
Eating quality street for breakfast everyday is making me feel ill.. :(
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
Not surprising that they are so slow then is it? They are obviously thinking about it too much.
15 minutes to go...............
I thought you finished at 12?
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:22
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
I thought you finished at 12?
11.30 mate :)
Someone has been using my USB Lava lamp and now the bulb has blown.
dear god not another one :)
11.30 mate :)
Back on ignore. :p
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:27
The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
Terminator
19-12-07, 11:28
Here's hoping:D
Building up nicely.
Don't think I'll be as lucky as Katie C
So I'll just ease into post whore gear. :d
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:31
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
Back on ignore. :p
:kiss: byyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:kiss: byyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who said that?
wooooooooomAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtissssh
^^^screamer pipe.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:35
It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
wooooooooomAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtissssh
^^^screamer pipe.
have you got one then Gaz?
Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:40
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
have you got one then Gaz?
Yes, yes I have. Although I'm scared to use it in this weather :)
GeordieSteve
19-12-07, 11:41
aaaaand another
Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.
Yes, yes I have. Although I'm scared to use it in this weather :)
dont blame you mate, mines been put away for winter :)
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:43
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
My keyboard has stopped working.
The SDH failure between Leeds and Sheffield yesterday made my life a bloody misery.
ive only got 2 crimbo cards on my desk at work :( bums
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:52
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
did you know that oceans appear blue due to the reflection of the sky? so why's the sky blue??
On Christmas Eve in 2001, the Bethlehem Hotel had 208 of its 210 rooms free.
Just so you know it is 11:55
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 11:57
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
hippos can swim up to 60km underwater
i just saw a shooting star - amy winehouse was on tv :D
Lunch!
HOT SOUP OF THE DAY
VEGETABLE
CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES SERVED
WITH MASHED POTATOES
£2.00
BEEF CURRY SERVED WITH RICE
£1.85
CHICKEN PASTA BAKE SERVED WITH
SALAD
£1.85
CHEESE & ONION POTATO BAKE
£1.65
SAUSAGE ROLL CHIPS & BEANS
£1.43
HOT JACKET FILLING
CHILLI CON CARNE
HOT SWEET OF THE DAY
RICH JAM CAKE SERVED WITH
CUSTARD
Everything is so cheap oop north :(
CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES SERVED
WITH MASHED POTATOES
£2.00
order please lol send it over
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:04
Everything is so cheap oop north :(
I was thinking that !!, average spend in our staff restaurant as almost £5 for lunch
Jeff beat HHH and then randy :blink:
Lunch!
HOT SOUP OF THE DAY
VEGETABLE
CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES SERVED
WITH MASHED POTATOES
£2.00
BEEF CURRY SERVED WITH RICE
£1.85
CHICKEN PASTA BAKE SERVED WITH
SALAD
£1.85
CHEESE & ONION POTATO BAKE
£1.65
SAUSAGE ROLL CHIPS & BEANS
£1.43
HOT JACKET FILLING
CHILLI CON CARNE
HOT SWEET OF THE DAY
RICH JAM CAKE SERVED WITH
CUSTARD
That is cheap, Cumberland Sausage would be about £2.95 then you would have to pay extra for mash or chips, then extra for gravy. Average meal cost is £5.15 excl drinks.
The eggplant was domesticated in Southeast Asia more than 4,000 years ago. It belongs to the same family as the poisonous deadly nightshade (as do potatoes, tomatoes and petunias). In the Middle East and then in Europe, doctors blamed it for all sorts of things, from epilepsy to cancer. In the 5th century, Chinese women made a black dye from the eggplant skins to stain and polish their teeth. And some people in medieval Europe considered eggplant an aphrodisiac.
Bacon Buttie with brown sauce.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:12
The eggplant was domesticated in Southeast Asia more than 4,000 years ago. It belongs to the same family as the poisonous deadly nightshade (as do potatoes, tomatoes and petunias). In the Middle East and then in Europe, doctors blamed it for all sorts of things, from epilepsy to cancer. In the 5th century, Chinese women made a black dye from the eggplant skins to stain and polish their teeth. And some people in medieval Europe considered eggplant an aphrodisiac.
Very nice Eggplant recipe ;)
INGREDIENTS
4 medium eggplants
4 cloves garlic
1/4 cup fresh basil
2 fresh green chile peppers
1/4 cup tahini
4 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon salt
1 sprig fresh mint
1 teaspoon olive oil
DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Lightly grease a medium baking sheet.
Place eggplants on the baking sheet. Bake in the preheated oven 30 minutes, or until soft and seared.
In a food processor, grind together garlic, basil and green chile peppers.
Scoop eggplant from skins and mix with garlic mixture in the food processor.
Transfer the mixture to a medium serving dish. With a fork, mash in tahini, lemon juice and salt. Garnish with mint and olive oil.
everything goes dark if i shut my eyes.....
When the little had points to 5 and the big had falls off, what time will it be?
Off to the butty shop it is.
meatballs and chips (with gravy) for my lunch today, woohoo.
another one! Damn I hate having to work!
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:18
Char grilled rib eye steak with bearnaise sauce, chunky chips and grilled garlic scented flat mushrooms.............
Char grilled rib eye steak with bearnaise sauce, chunky chips and grilled garlic scented flat mushrooms.............
twat ;)
Char grilled rib eye steak with bearnaise sauce, chunky chips and grilled garlic scented flat mushrooms.............
One way to ruin a steak, add sauce to it.
aye nothing like a nice rare fillet
getting up to 200 posts yay
One way to ruin a steak, add sauce to it.
yep totally agree, steak should be served rare / medium rare with no sauce!!
right deffo off to the pie shop now.
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:24
yep totally agree, steak should be served rare / medium rare with no sauce!!
Medium rare agreed, the bearnaise on the side to dip your chips in, got to be tried before you rubbish it, let me get a pic
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9903/lolz20catti4.jpg
nah steak should be burnt! taste the charcoal and no blood.
Can't do with the sight of blood, steak has to be well done but not burnt.
I had steak on Saturday, it was tasty.
Look busy, the boss is here!
http://mtvgames.typepad.com/mtv_video_games_blog/images/blackbeard.jpg
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:38
Why do MVP dismiss the Eagle rod on their web site as no better than stock ?
There is a reason Firefox 3.0 is still a beta.
I'm gonna join in now. :)
http://hesitating.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lolz_cnn.jpg
Sooooooooo bored!
There is a reason Firefox 3.0 is still a beta.
Opera all the way :d
Aberdeen Angus T-Bone steak is just the best.
only here for the prize :innocent:
I saw three ships come sailing in.
Should you be banned from entering if your garage lists an AFR gauge? Damnit. Must stop talking now.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a153/Nunoaba/lolz/dont4.jpg
still need to do some shopping, joy, that's going to be too busy...
right, small sausage roll and chicken tikka on brown from the pie shop. With a cup of peppermint tea.
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d166/crismillencolin/119275379346.png
my favourite word today is knickers!
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:48
Should you be banned from entering if your garage lists an AFR gauge? Damnit. Must stop talking now.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a153/Nunoaba/lolz/dont4.jpg
Only have AFR gauge in the Black Sup, would be nice to have one in the red one to
Only have AFR gauge in the Black Sup, would be nice to have one in the red one to
I've only got one in the black supra too :innocent: need one in the Golf R32 though!! LOL
What is the biggest drawback in the jungle?
.Net Framework Version 2.0 Redistributable Package (x86)
The Electric Chair was invented by a dentist
just tikka? or tikka masala?
Just ordered a steak roll
tooquicktostop
19-12-07, 12:56
Acco Rexel
Nice hour walk home, now a lovely hot cuppa.
JAMES!!!!! :D
GeordieSteve
19-12-07, 12:59
No boss in today... hence the amount of time in here
just tikka? or tikka masala?
Chicken tikka baton. It's spicy as hell from the local sarnie shop.
I need a new flux capacitor :(
If you suffer from geophagia then you have a compulsive urge to eat soil
spidermonkey
19-12-07, 13:01
Hello
Nice hour walk home, now a lovely hot cuppa.
JAMES!!!!! :D
Not you again. ;)
Steak roll should be here soon
Not you again. ;)
:love: Hi honey I am home
We'll just leave the snark to a minimum on Godzilla here. Instead, we'll give you the straight scoop from the Line on the Inside at Edmunds on their recent 0-60 time test with a borrowed JDM-Spec 2009 Nissan GT-R across the Pacific in Japan:
"We know you want the numbers and we're not going to waste your time. Neither is Nissan. Its 2009 GT-R hits 60 mph in 3.3 seconds, quicker than the last Dodge Viper, Corvette Z06 and Porsche 911 Turbo we tested. Keep your foot pinned, and after another tap on the upshift paddle it will clear the quarter-mile in 11.6 seconds at more than 120 mph
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