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!!! THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED !!!
(Winning members are Big Ads (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1724824&postcount=1365) and Amazing Grace (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1724824&postcount=1365))
As part payment for MVP Motorsports' trader renewal fee Dusty has offered a Carbon Fiber MVP Radiator Cooling Plate (worth $150) and a Powerhouse Racing Polished Front Radiator Panel (worth $130) as prizes for club members. Therefore the club is going to give these away, along with several other items, in the run up to Christmas. To be in with a chance of winning this prize all you need to do is reply to this thread!
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To win the prize you simply need to be the person who posts reply x or y to this thread, x and y each being a secret number only known by me. However, there are some rules to this competition. Nothing too complicated but they will hopefully make the competition fair.
:rulez:
This competition is only open to paid up club members.
This competition is NOT open to any of the traders, moderators or any relatives of moderators.
After you have posted to this thread you MUST wait for at least 5 other members to post after you before you may post again. If you break this rule then you will be disqualified.
In the event that someone who is disqualified or not entitled to the prize happens to post reply x, the prize will be given to the next poster as long as they are entitled to enter and have not also been disqualified.
The first winner will be able to chose which prize they want. The remaining prize will go to the second winner.
No cash alternative will be offered for the prizes.
We reserve the right to cancel this competition at any time without warning or reason.
Our decision is final.
:salute:
I have taken a screen shot of a forum page which contains the winning numbers. Once the competition is closed the image will be posted in this thread. For authenticity purposes the screen shot has the following two dates on it; "28-11-04" and "10-03-05".
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In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high, it’s certainly more than 1 (obviously!) but it is less than 1500.
So bearing in mind the 5 posts rule, get replying and good luck!
:ecstatic:
This competition is sponsored by MVP Motorsport (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/forumdisplay.php?f=35)
hello :) im back from blackpool and hung over and back in work :(
i wonder how long it will take this time to get x or y
It only took a few hours last time. I'm struggling to think of competition ideas that are easy to take part in and also easy to work out who won. Anyone have any ideas? If so post them here. (Remembering the 5 post rule)
This seems to work OK, I see no reason to change it.
Few hours last time. So let's get going then. :d
GeordieSteve
17-12-07, 11:01
oooo this sounds good... yay dusty!
SUPRASUZUKI
17-12-07, 11:05
I've no idea if I need one of these, but feel compelled to reply.:)
It only took a few hours last time. I'm struggling to think of competition ideas that are easy to take part in and also easy to work out who won. Anyone have any ideas? If so post them here. (Remembering the 5 post rule)
Some kind of mathematical formula derived from the future Sat lottery numbers which determine a post number?
Ball 1 + Ball 2 x Ball 3 / ball 4 etc... Round up on even of decimal point?
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:15
I am posting for Y but will accept x
The suspense is killing....:d
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:29
changed my mind will go for y instead of x
downimpact
17-12-07, 11:33
;)
great way to spam and get your pist count up hey :P lol
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:34
Jingle Bell
great way to spam and get your pist count up hey :P lol
:d Just need H. to log in. :d
I don't have time to keep posting on here.
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:41
What time is it?
Hammer ?
Trousers.
The post count kids are going to love this one.
This seems to work OK, I see no reason to change it.
As I have a selection of prizes to give away each day this week, I thought the same old thing might get a bit boring. But then again I can't bloody enter anyway so what the hell do I care! :D
Some kind of mathematical formula derived from the future Sat lottery numbers which determine a post number?
Ball 1 + Ball 2 x Ball 3 / ball 4 etc... Round up on even of decimal point?I might do that for Wednesday if I remember.
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:47
The Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle is suitable for vegetarians :blink:
The Chicken and Mushroom pot noodle is suitable for vegetarians :blink:
hahaha i thaught there was little bits of chicekn in it? or is it lumps of mushrooms?
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 11:49
so do my pants
Going, going...........:)
Bacon and Brie sandwich for lunch
I might just get a Pot Noodle for lunch.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds
i have lost the plot on this thread, so here i go .. X Y Bag of chips :search:......Do i win?
Thats 'Gone on 60 seconds' then :)
far too much money,should of gave it to me lol
British people are expected to spend £45 million over Xmas on what?
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 11:57
At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds
Must stop buying stuff for the car and start winning it instead
At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds
More than Mr Gates used to make. :)
At 1:09pm on Monday 10 December, more money was spent online in a minute than ever before. UK online shoppers spent an estimated three quarters of a million pounds (£767,500) in just 60 seconds
Bet the web hackers are working overtime then
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"
"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less"
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 12:02
wow :)
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:03
Soya protein pieces
We like free stuff! Nice one Dusty!
We like free stuff! Nice one Dusty!There's plenty more to come. ;)
Anyone have a bucket of steam please?
How can you tell if a ghost is flat?
Use a spirit level!
Anyone have a bucket of steam please?I saw one on ebay a few weeks ago. Claimed to be very rare steam from some tropical place that is near impossible to get to.
A Duck's quack doesn't echo. Apparently.
8 days till boring xmas
And still gotta get prezzies..:)
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 12:09
Polar bears are left handed ( well 'pawed')
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:10
Scuba divers can not pass gas at 33 feet or below
Anyone have a bucket of steam please?
i have plenty of steam at the moment from work, i will trap it for you in a tub, as long as your going to pay p&p
How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick
A Duck's quack doesn't echo. Apparently.
:repost:
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=114989&highlight=quack
I saw one on ebay a few weeks ago. Claimed to be very rare steam from some tropical place that is near impossible to get to.
Did they have elbow grease too? As I have ran out.
downimpact
17-12-07, 12:14
:innocent:
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:14
On average a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day
Did they have elbow grease too? As I have ran out.You've got to be careful with that stuff! If you don't wash it off your hands properly after applying it and you try walking on all fours like a donkey, your hands can slip out from underneath you and and everyone around laughs as your chin painfully smacks the floor. :(
Did they have elbow grease too? As I have ran out.
Run out of elbow grease, have stripy paint if thats any use....
On average a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a dayWhy?
If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the earth to have become populated.
This is surely positive proof that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.
Run out of elbow grease, have stripy paint if thats any use....
Was actually looking for Tartan Paint?
On average a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day
:blink:
Paracetamol then. :blink:
Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!!!1!! \o/
:repost:
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=114989&highlight=quack
:d:p
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:19
It took 1 gallon of diesel for the QE2 to move every six inches
hey, what happens if mawbys posts are the winning x and y numbers :( lol
downimpact
17-12-07, 12:24
:search:
hey, what happens if mawbys posts are the winning x and y numbers :( lol
Hopefully he knows the numbers. Lol. :)
A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye.
Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye.
Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
LMAO:d
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:28
The average person can live 11 days without water
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:30
I don't like you... ;)
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
30 days without food. :)
I think.
Hopefully he knows the numbers. Lol. :)
what happens if he forgets, and gets carried away and posts in the winning post secret number :P lol
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants
downimpact
17-12-07, 12:33
fighting with the mrs :( it sucks :( wont speak to me so how am i meant to resolve it??
great thread to off load...
Can't we just have one thread for all the prizes to save it getting too silly?
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:34
Pharp
A blind man walks in to a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:36
2500 left handed people die each year from an injury caused by a right hand specific designed item
A blind man walks in to a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."
:blink: cringe.:)
downimpact
17-12-07, 12:40
:p
what happens if he forgets, and gets carried away and posts in the winning post secret number :P lolIt's all covered in the rules. :p
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:44
wish i was at work
I have been sent here for a long stand.
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 12:45
wizz wang
How do you Circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
:innocent:
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:45
The lions costume in the original Wizard of Oz film was made of real lion skin
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206.
Bats only fly left out of caves. So what if they have no wings? They walk left.
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:47
Nice......
How do you Circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
:innocent:
:d riot today Marty. :)
Go for the left leg, it's more tender.
Can't we just have one thread for all the prizes to save it getting too silly?It's too late now. I've already spent minutes preparing each of these competitions so they're going ahead as planned. :)
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 12:50
boiled water freezes more quickly than tap water :search:
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:50
Barbie's full name is
Barbie Millicent Roberts
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:51
Busy again Dean?
Bacon and Brie sandwiches are nice, washing it down with diet coke.
tooquicktostop
17-12-07, 12:53
Busy again Dean?
End of year report, very exciting
Opps broke the 5 post rule : (
End of year report, very excitingThat's you disqualified.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time
(obviously no offence meant to the ladies on the forum ;))
:d riot today Marty. :)
I try my best :D
End of year report, very exciting
Opps broke the 5 post rule : (
Ner ner!!!!
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 12:56
can't think of anything to say :(
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time
(obviously no offence meant to the ladies on the forum ;))
I try my best :D
lol thats a good one
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 12:57
Oops Sorry Dean, he he only another 50 to go.
End of year report, very exciting
Opps broke the 5 post rule : (
Bugger..:(
Matt Damon.
Bourne
This is like a simple version of Mallets Mallet.
1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10... 11 12
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
I need some good luck this year, how about me;)
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 13:04
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder :)
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 13:05
How do you get a fat bird into bed??
piece of cake ;)
Lyons coffee bags aren't as impressive as hoped.
A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'B*TCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig
i wonder if its a 3 or 4 figure magik number?
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 13:12
I'm bored all ready
im getting a post up before its too late
I've just sent an employee to get me a left handed screwdriver.
I've managed to get the in-laws to wallpaper our lounge for us...:D
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."
I've just sent an employee to get me a left handed screwdriver.
£3.49 + VAT (http://www.david.zen.co.uk/toolstore/Online_Catalogue_Tools_4.html)
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 13:19
Poop
Badgers can't walk backwards.
I've just sent an employee to get me a left handed screwdriver.
ask him to get tartan paint while he is there
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 13:22
Counting
anyone know what part number WUO 1J2 819 275 c for a VW Audi is lol
Im bored now, wish Dhl would hurry the fook up and pick this parcel up, i want to go out!
5 more working days left...
5 more working days left...
4 and a half mate :)
anyone know what part number WUO 1J2 819 275 c for a VW Audi is lol
No...:)
I have decided to get my supra out , was ment to be off the road for the winter but since i have not been out in it for 5 mths now and im off work, think its due for a drive, just need to get a new battery
5 more working days left...
You mean some people are still working this close to Christmas?
we wish you a merry christmas
You mean some people are still working this close to Christmas?
Nope. :)
Close to? Try bloody over:blink:
3more days in work for me :D
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 13:43
Tah Dah
Close to? Try bloody over:blink:
:( Bummer.
:( Bummer.
Nah Im not really ut I know people who are. I miss being a student over christmas. Finishing 2 weeks before xmas then constanly drinking:d But then by news years doing nothing because one more big night out would kill you:innocent:
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 13:58
Monkey tennis
its as cold as a big bag of cold things today
dr_blackman
17-12-07, 14:04
Oooh Xmas Turkey soon :d
its as cold as a big bag of cold things today
Brassic. brrr.
I am Spartacus.
No you're not, I am!!!!!!
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 14:07
No you're not, I am!!!!!!
and me
my dad's harder than your dad
my dad's harder than your dad
Viagra? :sly:
I got a Wii for £179 from Morrisons with my weekly shop yesterday. I was very pleased. :D
My arm aches now.
Viagra? :sly:
Oooh! :hide::run:
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 14:15
ahhh:)
my dad's harder than your dad
Bet you £10 he isnt :eyebrows:
I got a Wii for £179 from Morrisons with my weekly shop yesterday. I was very pleased. :D
That pleases me too, mainly because there is a hope that all the people who bought them to sell on at a profit may lose money now.
I am looking for Elvis, has anyone seen him?.............greasy fat bloke that can't sing.
I am looking for Elvis, has anyone seen him?.............greasy fat bloke that can't sing.
Knows how to get a burger down him though
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 14:24
bugger
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 14:28
who's there
http://www.castellocheese.co.uk
still no sign of dhl :rolleyes:
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 14:45
wow.....
dr_blackman
17-12-07, 14:45
I have man flu...
http://www.castellocheese.co.uk
Mmmm..nice with a drop of port. :)
Give me a pineapple and eggplant smoothie anyday. :)
Did Freddie really get fingered?
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 14:53
Farting is goood... I liike....
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 14:55
toothpaste
http://www.laithwaites.co.uk/browsearticles.aspx?mi=Search_Google_KL24&mrc=KL24&Filter=SuperRegion%3Asuperregion%2C53&find_spec=port&otbprefix=HP_L6_MPS_STATIC_PORT&sort_order=4&results_per_page=20
Which one's nicest..?
Anyone want to buy an air con unit?
Or some 18" alloys with tyres?
None the all taste like vinegar.
downimpact
17-12-07, 14:57
:d
Anyone want to buy an air con unit?
I do :(
Are you planning any Christmas trips to the north to visit distant relatives?
:innocent:
And haven't you just disqualified yourself several times?
Or some 18" alloys with tyres?
Are you trying to get us disqualified by replying in less than 5 answers by any chance? :)
This still going then I take it?
And haven't you just disqualified yourself several times?
They cannot enter, as per the rules.
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 15:03
mmm wheels:)
They cannot enter, as per the rules.
The rules say "moderators" - the gent in question is a "Super moderator" so I thought he might have engineered it so he could win ;)
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