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1000?
Aaarrrrgggghhh...
So close!
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fu*k your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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How long before we have another winner Lee?
And you know where you can go my dearAutotrader? free ads?
How long before we have another winner Lee?At this rate maybe 20 minutes.
Not the muffin man!
the one on drewry lane
free ads?
No I charge £40 per hour.
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave
Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:(
:(
Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it.
Not yours though....:d
Not the muffin man!
Think the Missus has the vote....:)
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:48
Yes It was the muffin man
Mans walks into a pub and says "ouch"
Making two possibilities a reality, predicting the future of things we all know, fighting off the diseased programming of centuries.
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
Autotrader? free ads?
I don't think you will get much of a response
I got no idea what else to put, will go play The Sims 2 and have another look laterz. Good luck all xx
20 mins ago we were at post 941 so it's gonna be around post 1065. :)
Mans walks into a pub and says "ouch"
bear walks into a bar. Says "I'll have a............................. pint of bitter please barman"
Barman says "why the big pause?" :innocent:
I don't think you will get much of a response
I will when I add that a young blonde 'bird' comes with it free! :p
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:51
ow baby
Mawby, what number do we have to reach before we get a winner?
I don't think you will get much of a response
True....:d
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=131216&page=5&highlight=tigger+for+sale
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Mawby, what number do we have to reach before we get a winner?It's less than 1500. If I say it's 1234 then people will know which post to aim for.
It's 1234!!!!
The stone retains heat during the day and releases it at night which can have an effect of hastening the ripening of grapes. The stones can also serve as a protective layer on the ground to help retain moisture in the soil during the dry summer months.
bigtop bobby loves banging betty out of his canon.
I will when I add that a young blonde 'bird' comes with it free! :p
Nah blodes are hard work
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:54
we are the knights who say nie, nie
I'll never get tired of mindless rubbish
the ninky-nonk!!!:senile:
Stevie Boy
17-12-07, 21:57
Howdy!:)
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Nah blodes are hard workI google blodes hoping for something funny, but all I got was "6 Playboy Channels for Only £1 + Free Access to Climax3 Online!"
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:59
sounds good :rolleyes:
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:59
No I charge £40 per hour.
:rlol:
Sausages
Mash...
Beans...
Stevie Boy
17-12-07, 22:00
How much?
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"
I google blodes hoping for something funny, but all I got was "6 Playboy Channels for Only £1 + Free Access to Climax3 Online!"
You two bad......:d
Years from now someone will find this as a result of a Google search and wonder what the devil was wrong with people in 2007.
:rlol::rlol:One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."
So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!"
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:03
not long now
I google blodes hoping for something funny, but all I got was "6 Playboy Channels for Only £1 + Free Access to Climax3 Online!"
well that was boring
I forgot what I was going to say now!
Years from now someone will find this as a result of a Google search and wonder what the devil was wrong with people in 2007.
We had you for one thing :D:innocent:
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.
(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(6) She makes onions cry.
(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother
well that was boring
I dunno, the preview videos are giving me a funny tingling feeling. :)
Stevie Boy
17-12-07, 22:04
Tis the season to be Jolly.....
Trying to watch Lara as well here......:(
good nite all, have a safe journey home and please take care at the step on the path:)
http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/california/images/s/california-santa-cruz.jpg
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:08
ow i do like to be at the sea side
I think for tomorrow competition I'll keep both winnings posts below the 1000 mark.
An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo". The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
That's right, two wonderful prizes are up for grabs tomorrow too.
I dunno, the preview videos are giving me a funny tingling feeling. :)
No that's just the meds
That's right, two wonderful prizes are up for grabs tomorrow too.
Awesome.
And I am off all day tomorrow. :d
Then for the rest of the week we have prizes worth over £200 each!
[cue camara left, audiance to go wow then clap]
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:11
ooooo i canny wait for them
Do we get prizes for concentration then. Too quick is the only member dissed isn't he.....?:)
No that's just the medsWe've got meds that do that? Where are they? I want some!
Then for the rest of the week we have prizes worth over £200 each!
[cue camara left, audiance to go wow then clap]Yep and I don't get a chance to win one:spank:
One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
Stevie Boy
17-12-07, 22:11
....fa la la la laaa la la la lah :)
Do we get prizes for concebtration then. Too qick is the only member dissed isn't he.....?:)I think I spotted another one, but I'll only be checking if the winners are disqualified - it would take too long otherwise.
bored of the jokes now lol
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:13
how many you spotted up too now
Yep and I don't get a chance to win one:spank:
Not fair.. Gettin' too late for you two...:)
fooking WOW!!!!!!
:iagree:
how many you spotted up too nowtwo
Not fair.. Gettin' too late for you two...:)
:yawn: yep. If you don't hurry up and get to the winning number soon I'll be off to get my beauty sleep so I wont be back online for a least 20 hours.
Names?
I can't remember now. Not you though.
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:17
Yay
:yawn: yep. If you don't hurry up and get to the winning number soon I'll be off to get my beauty sleep so I wont be back online for a least 20 hours.
EEEK!!!!
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:18
Do we have to guess a number between 1 – 1500
Not fair.. Gettin' too late for you two...:)
I will be off to my pit in a bit, some of us have to work:( (whilst ill)
Do we have to guess a number between 1 – 1500
If that was the game very few people would be in with a chance of winning! :)
I can't remember now. Not you though.
Post 332?
Zebras can''t see the color orange :blink:
Do we have to guess a number between 1 – 1500
No, it's 1234
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:20
22:20
No, it's 1234That would be too easy
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:21
I was unsure lol
I will be off to my pit in a bit, some of us have to work:( (whilst ill)
Love it goes up 6 in seconds..:d
Sorry to hear you're ill though..:(
Post 332?
You are correct, so that makes 3.
Zebras can''t see the color orange :blink:
Why are they colour blind?
Not to much of a problem though as lions aren't Orange :)
Love it goes up 6 in seconds..:d
Sorry to hear you're ill though..:(It's just a cold/flu thing. A nice massage would sort it out;)
Right I'm going to have a shower, hopefully you will have reached the winning number by the time I get out.
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:24
hello
Hi hun :)
It's just a cold/flu thing. A nice massage would sort it out;)I know something you can massage... :p
Hi hun :)Hiya Robbie, how you doing? :innocent:
:d one of my missies friends lol
http://www.folio32.com/file/pic/gallery/8614.jpg
It's just a cold/flu thing. A nice massage would sort it out;)
Hopefully after the shower then. :)
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:26
nice
:d one of my missies friends lol
http://www.folio32.com/file/pic/gallery/8614.jpg
Ding dong.
Only one person wins................
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:27
Hiya Robbie, how you doing? :innocent:
Hey gorgeous (hell, ill do anything for a carbon rad cover!)
I know something you can massage... :p
So do I
Only one person wins................
2 there are 2 prizes
So close to 1234 now :)
And here you are....:) Class....:d
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:29
hmmmm ow what to do its getting late
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:29
please dont let me be too late lololol Oh Y or is it X???
Sheena:)
So close to 1234 now :)
Fingers on buzzers kids
Stevie Boy
17-12-07, 22:29
Err.....How bout now?
2 there are 2 prizes
Ah now see, I said I was blond. Glad someone is paying attention though. ;)
And here you are....:) Class....:d
I wish I had better things to do, I'm on call and getting annoyed with all the booze that keeps winking at me :(
please dont let me be too late lololol Oh Y or is it X???
Sheena:)Your in time:)
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:31
please dont let me be too late lololol Oh Y or is it X???
Sheena:)
Hi hun x
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:31
So what are you all hoping for at Christmas
Ah now see, I said I was blond. Glad someone is paying attention though. ;)I'm blonde 2. Don't worry
I'm blonde 2. Don't worry
:D
I wish I had better things to do, I'm on call and getting annoyed with all the booze that keeps winking at me :(
On call for what??
This 5 rule kills......:d
i want a nice blonde bird to chew me off on christmas eve, instead of santa.
another lol
http://www.folio32.com/file/pic/gallery/8617.jpg
This 5 rule kills......:dlol not for me:p
Mohawk hazard
On call for what??
Cows
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:34
is it nearly done now folks???
No your blonde :)
I never said I could spell,LOL. :tongue:
So who has posted the most for a chance of this freebie.
another lol
http://www.folio32.com/file/pic/gallery/8617.jpg
Am in love!!!
lol not for me:p
Lol....:d
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:35
Im liking all the heavily airbrushed totty :)
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:35
la la la la la la :p
So who has posted the most for a chance of this freebie.
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=134487
I am getting sleepy now, has he gone to sleep in the Shower?
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:37
Airbrushed she may just look that good lolololol
:d
I am getting sleepy now, has he gone to sleep in the Shower?Nope he's still in there. i can hear the water
tick tock tick tock ZZZzzzzzzz
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:38
Airbrushed she may just look that good lolololol
:d
I doubt it chuck!
Airbrushed she may just look that good lolololol
:d
I try to believe it
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:38
it wont be long now hehe oooooo live at the apollo is on
it must be love, love, love! bah bah bum!
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=134487
:thumbs:
Nope he's still in there. i can hear the water
That means nothing lol :p
http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=134487
:blink: can't believe that. Stealthy bud, stealthy....:)
Just lost my connection for a sec there
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:40
Eyes drooping
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:41
falling a sleep must stay up till the end
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:41
i am tired of crossing my fingers lmao lolol:d
:blink: can't believe that. Stealthy bud, stealthy....:)
Does not mean I have won though :(
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:42
22:41
Terminator
17-12-07, 22:42
Merry Christmas
Does not mean I have won though :(
I know....:( Bummer that all the "hangers on" have joined now....:)
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:43
Happy Christmas Termy:)
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:43
its dragging
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:44
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Phil :)
i waahhh waahhh waahhh wahhhh wonder!!! WHY???!!!
Well now that we have talked "Jibberish" all night can we find out who won please lol??? >>> Drumroll <<<
That means nothing lol :p
I can here movement, oh he's out
Merry Christmas folks. :)
Terminator
17-12-07, 22:45
Hi Rob, Merry Christmas
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:45
merry christmas all
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:45
fingers still crossed lol
I can here movement, oh he's out
HHuurrraaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Im done, good night & good luck guys :yawn:
i am tired of crossing my fingers lmao lolol:d
He's out ( of the shower that is)
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:46
wibble
Good news... I'm back.
Bad news... You've got about 100 posts to go.
I have a can of Stella :)
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:47
live at the apollo is funny tonight :D
jee, can't believe this is still going :d
la la la la - space pirates
1234... I see you there! Waving at me!
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:47
we can talk jibbberish all night lolol
He's out ( of the shower that is)
Shaking head here......:)
im sure we can get there! hopfully!
Terminator
17-12-07, 22:48
Merry Christmas, all.
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:48
1234 :)
Shaking head here......:)
Bad image
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:48
come on keep it going yeah
Comon then let's get it done I am going to bed in 11 minutes
And I gotta know who wins
1234 :)Lets see what you could have won...
Come on...... i want to go to bed
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:49
^^ Winner
YAY!!!!!
Amazing grace
17-12-07, 22:49
type like demons lol:d
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