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god is brittish:uk:
God is fake,
Sky Sports 2 - Race of Champions thing on at the moment, Button's just hit a wall :D
Apparently if you chop your knob off it'll grow back.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
her:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76639015.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1932A9B55D9B9C7D68D29BA8C2299B9EA69284831B75F48EF45
she'd get the beef injection
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:34
her:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76639015.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1932A9B55D9B9C7D68D29BA8C2299B9EA69284831B75F48EF45
Nope, dont do blondes, ill stick with the mouthy one
I dont know what to write
I'm going to have Eggs Benedict for Christmas Breakfast.
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:34
need a larger:(
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
I bet the winner was ages ago and we are just getting taken for a ride right now.
Wow - so many empty seats!
If you spell it with two T's he is....:(
God is ENGLISH...........He's always on the winning side..:d
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:36
Awesome
if your not down with that - we got two words for ya......!!
I bought some moulds that make Ice shot glasses. They're cool.
One small problem though, if you poor warm liquid in they crack and leak everywhere. Still...it's a good excuse to slam it back.
Ever feel small !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coulthard up now, must go to Wembley for this next year!
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible
A Yorkshire Pot is like a meaty Russian doll
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:39
how do
Is Russian Standard Vodka any good?
You never see Sophie Ellis Bexter and David Coulthard in the same room, coincidence??
Who says lighting only strikes once
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible
Yep...:)
A Yorkshire Pot is like a meaty Russian doll
Sorry Michael.. Eh!!!!
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
Does anyone watch dwarf porn?
Ferrero Rocher is disgusting.
Does anyone watch dwarf porn?
does anyone here act in it?
:haha:Does anyone watch dwarf porn?
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:42
Has any one won yet
Sorry Michael.. Eh!!!!
A partridge goes inside a pheasant, which goes inside a chicken, which goes inside a duck. At the centre is a pate, and each bird is stuffed with three different types of homemade stuffing. You could substitute any bird in a bird roast, but check the weight for cooking time.
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Does anyone watch dwarf porn?
No. My cousin is vertically challenged as is her husband.
hmmmmm lillian or mickie? or both :D
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:44
20:44
steamrollers like strawberries.
I feel like all I do anymore is count posts!
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:45
ow what too do
Swapped at birth. Who'd have thought?
A partridge goes inside a pheasant, which goes inside a chicken, which goes inside a duck. At the centre is a pate, and each bird is stuffed with three different types of homemade stuffing. You could substitute any bird in a bird roast, but check the weight for cooking time.
Nice. but I'm officially stupid compared to you Michael..:)
Sorry man....:(
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:46
20:45
No. My cousin is vertically challenged as is her husband.
So is my sister, bless her. :(
thats smart - not changing your router ip. then posting it on a public forum. wish i knew what to do with it though :D
Man those buggies look like fantastic fun! Sky Sports 2
So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall
So is my sister, bless her. :(
She played a dwarf in Snow White at the panto. He played Hoggle in Labyrinth and an Ewok. He was a stunt dwarf. I kid you knot.
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:48
As part payment for MVP Motorsports' trader renewal fee Dusty has offered a Carbon Fiber MVP Radiator Cooling Plate (worth $150) and a Powerhouse Racing Polished Front Radiator Panel (worth $130) as prizes for club members. Therefore the club is going to give these away, along with several other items, in the run up to Christmas. To be in with a chance of winning this prize all you need to do is reply to this thread!
68468 68469
:trophy: :trophy: :trophy:
To win the prize you simply need to be the person who posts reply x or y to this thread, x and y each being a secret number only known by me. However, there are some rules to this competition. Nothing too complicated but they will hopefully make the competition fair.
:rulez:
This competition is only open to paid up club members.
This competition is NOT open to any of the traders, moderators or any relatives of moderators.
After you have posted to this thread you MUST wait for at least 5 other members to post after you before you may post again. If you break this rule then you will be disqualified.
In the event that someone who is disqualified or not entitled to the prize happens to post reply x, the prize will be given to the next poster as long as they are entitled to enter and have not also been disqualified.
The first winner will be able to chose which prize they want. The remaining prize will go to the second winner.
No cash alternative will be offered for the prizes.
We reserve the right to cancel this competition at any time without warning or reason.
Our decision is final.
:salute:
I have taken a screen shot of a forum page which contains the winning numbers. Once the competition is closed the image will be posted in this thread. For authenticity purposes the screen shot has the following two dates on it; "28-11-04" and "10-03-05".
:secret:
In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high, it’s certainly more than 1 (obviously!) but it is less than 1500.
So bearing in mind the 5 posts rule, get replying and good luck!
:ecstatic:
This competition is sponsored by MVP Motorsport (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/forumdisplay.php?f=35)
i am still Not sure what to do ?????????
why does it say work....what work undrer my name
i never put that there
thats smart - not changing your router ip. then posting it on a public forum. wish i knew what to do with it though :D
You could try making a hat out of it, but it won't fold in half more than 9 times
just go with the flow....
i am still Not sure what to do ?????????
Just by posting you're dumb gets you in with a shout. ;)
If old films look so bad now, and fashions look stupid, why don't we dress better now in preparation to not look silly in the future?
Eh ... what ????
Missed that by 4 posts in 30 secs Lol...:)
Just by posting you're dumb gets you in with a shout. ;)
:rlol::rlol::jester:
i thought 8 was the maximum not 9? i could be wrong though - has been known to happen...
merry christmas to all:);)
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:51
:blink:Are we supposed to be putting numbers or just chit chat lol ????
I am Darth Vulgar, defy me and get a boot up your arse
:blink:Are we supposed to be putting numbers or just chit chat lol ????
Anything does mate. Just post....:) Not within 5 of your last one though....
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:53
Lemonade could be the soft drink of the kings
The six-bird version has a quail inside a partridge, inside a pheasant, inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a goose. The dish can be made with fewer birds (eg pheasant inside a chicken inside a duck).
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:54
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Lemonade could be the soft drink of the kings
or Creamola Foam
Lemonade could be the soft drink of the kings
Has to be RWhites though.
The six-bird version has a quail inside a partridge, inside a pheasant, inside a chicken, inside a duck, inside a goose. The dish can be made with fewer birds (eg pheasant inside a chicken inside a duck).
Goose.....:) No clue...:)
Has to be RWhites though.
Na BARR's is best;)
i sleep on the floor and put my washing on the bed. is that right?? :blink:
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 21:56
Has to be RWhites though.
That is truly the beverage of the gods, a veritable king of kings
i thought 8 was the maximum not 9? i could be wrong though - has been known to happen...
I have a feeling there was a vid where they 9, but I'm probably wrong too :D
supradriver
17-12-07, 21:57
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Has to be RWhites though.
was RWhite a doctor?
Dragon's den is on:innocent:
The garage is on discovery
if i run with a road angel in my hand, will it tell me how fast im going?
just orderd new GUN N ROSES albam, i know it wont be the same without slash and duff but hey they still sound awsome
Jimbob says - Go to the beach - Ohhhh banana!
if i run with a road angel in my hand, will it tell me how fast im going?
Yep....:)
What is the singular of lice?
what advent calandar do you have?
mine's a cadbury's
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:00
top gear rules woooooooooooohooooooooo
Schuey won that easy enough
im off to sleep. on the floor :blink:
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:01
if i run with a road angel in my hand, will it tell me how fast im going?
where would you plug it in?!
The garage is on discovery
Make me a Muslim.
just orderd new GUN N ROSES albam, i know it wont be the same without slash and duff but hey they still sound awsome
You mean Chinese Democracy has been released? Got a link I am a massive Gn'R fan.
im off to sleep. on the floor :blink:
Good.....:)
Im going on dragon den!
with what?
just so you know IM OUT!!!!!;)
where would you plug it in?!
How fast can you run with a battery?
iiiii hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Make me a Muslim.
Out of play doh?
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:04
This is going on for ages now who’s won
got 600 odd posts to go yet
How fast can you run with a battery?
Depends who's throwin' it.......:d
Make me a Muslim.
Would not wish that on my worst enemy!!
Yes I know it is a TV programme
gibson les paul, prob the best guitar in the world
This is going on for ages now who’s won
In the words of the national lottery - "It could be YOOOOOUUUU"
i want to be a tree:blink:
Would not wish that on my worst enemy!!
Yes I know it is a TV programme
I recorded it, one of the chaps keeps eating bacon sarnies and going to lap dancing clubs :)
oooo baby!! show me the money!
i want to be a tree:blink:
Got wood?
I recorded it, one of the chaps keeps eating bacon sarnies and going to lap dancing clubs :)
I get funny looks at work when I offer them bite of my morning bacon roll, here was me thinking I was being friendly.
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:10
united, united, united are the team for me With a nick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone why don’t city f**k off home
with what?
just so you know IM OUT!!!!!;)
Its a multi thread posting tool , which enables people to post threads after every fifth thread!, my company is worth £27 million, and i wish to give you 0.5% stake in my company!
Any questions!
This is going on for ages now who’s won
Michael = 1
[QUOTE=jamesmark;1724202]Would not wish that on my worst enemy!!
Would......
ok you can be a tree......................now leave lol
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 14
Michael = 1
I haven't really! :D
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:14
Ummm boring
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:14
We will be hear all night
only a few hours to go now
I'm feeling happppppy
that's the way my good man spread your seed, i mean the love:blink:
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 14
I haven't really! :D
Wow...amount of replies / minute doesn't suggest that...:d
when does it all end
about 580 posts yet
just keep posting so i can win lol
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:18
21:18
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:21
why is day time tv crap even sky
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:22
Lee, can i have the carbon one please?
why is day time tv crap even sky
I know. Sci Fi advertised films everyday.......No....:(
Lee, can i have the carbon one please?
No, I need that one.
Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.
oh my god!
a donkey has just knocked on my door, and wants a coupa tee! think james told him! doh!!!!
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:25
Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.
:blink:
What?!
Do we have a link to the day saving? And whats all this about your shoulder?
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:25
CARLSBERG EXPORT 1487 PREMIUM LAGER:p
Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!
Well, I didn't read it all, I don't get it and I am blonde aswell as female will that do as a reply................X,Y and Z, thrown in for good measure. :kiss:
I'm sorry Michael, but it's obvious you've done this before.:)
Before this post exists, there'll be 5 more on site.. Cool management....:d
Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!:rlol:
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:28
next to liverpool
Take it that it is not 947 then
Blimy, many posts in a very short time. Amazing isn't it when there is something to be gotten for free. (Waits for someone to whine about her spelling mistakes) AGAIN :d
i dont know what i would do without stella artois:D
:rlol:
Kiddin' right......:)
I would love it if he did it again though..... Very good.:)
Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and survives it
used from keancys sig
Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and survives it
used from keancys sig
Thief lol. But so true. ;)
cabbage!!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEX!! (wait for the new Al Murray sketch show, all will become clear) (I do love sex anyway though)
Must be about minus 10 or 12 outside
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:33
:blink:
What?!
Do we have a link to the day saving? And whats all this about your shoulder?
Carry on, i just found out :p FGF?
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:33
Iv heard they are making a new night rider
just bought some tickets for a gig in manc over new year! guy called 2pac, ne1 heard of him!
Thief lol. But so true. ;)
yep:d
what do you call a fly with no wings?
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supradriver
17-12-07, 22:35
Mash potato
It's not fair:(
I guess you just have to make do with the other perks that associating with these people gets you?
Like a Supra for your birthday...
Who said it was gonna be?
what do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk. And one with no legs or wings: A raisin.
First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
A walk. And one with no legs or wings: A raisin.
you just made the wife laugh at that one
how do you know the magician was gay?
inky pinky ponky, daddy had a donkey, donkey died, daddy cried, inky pinky ponky!
I guess you just have to make do with the other perks that associating with these people gets you?
Like a Supra for your birthday...
Ooh yeah!!!!. :d
Don't rate chances though.........:)
I guess you just have to make do with the other perks that associating with these people gets you?
Like a Supra for your birthday...
Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:(
Heaven's Shining Waters
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"
The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
Might leave my car home tomorrow, don't fancy the weather forcast for tomorrow and I gotta get up a big hill :(
why did the baker have brown hands?
coz he kneaded a poo
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:43
thats funny
Well there is that, but no free toys to put on it:(Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it.
Oh well, if you can't get any free toys for it I suppose the best thing to do will be to sell it.
And you know where you can go my dear
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day....
supradriver
17-12-07, 22:45
It was the muffin man
This is so exciting
Is it?? Like the "watching paint dry" sort??:rolleyes:
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 22:45
Im tired :(
http://www.thestrongestwhisper.com/ChickenLips.jpg
It was the muffin man
Not the muffin man!
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