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An average of four people a year in Britain are killed by writing instruments
:eyebrows::blink::eyebrows::blink:
An average of four people a year in Britain are killed by writing instruments
Really? How you know that?
Are you trying to get us disqualified by replying in less than 5 answers by any chance? :)Not at all. :)
The rules say "moderators" - the gent in question is a "Super moderator" so I thought he might have engineered it so he could win ;)That's a good point. :d
I do :(
Are you planning any Christmas trips to the north to visit distant relatives? I'm not visiting relatives, but if I did they are all down South. :(
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 15:17
jammy dodgers
Jammy Dodgers
Edit:- now thats freaky!!!!
http://www.autattoo.com/images/shenanigans3.jpg
dr_blackman
17-12-07, 15:26
Snot rag :D
http://www.autattoo.com/images/shenanigans3.jpg
''Evil shenaningans''
That pleases me too, mainly because there is a hope that all the people who bought them to sell on at a profit may lose money now.
That's what I thought. I really wasn't happy with the idea of paying 40 quid over the odds just to get one in time for xmas.
Last one on the shelf. :D
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 15:32
lemon curry
"Are we nearly there yet?"
"Are we nearly there yet?"Well you're not far off the first prize, but there's still a bit of a way to go to get the second prize - which is good as hopefully the second prize will still be around for people who are at work at the moment and wont see this thread until this evening.
We need to keep going then to ruin the chances of the nightshift lot ;)
Well you're not far off the first prize, but there's still a bit of a way to go to get the second prize - which is good as hopefully the second prize will still be around for people who are at work at the moment and wont see this thread until this evening.
Was going to say its a bit unfair on people who are stuck in work with no PC lol
ahhh well, survival of the fittest and all that :eyebrows:
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 15:43
is it me :)
Is the plural of a Focus a Foci? Lotus a Loti? I don't get this language.
Was going to say its a bit unfair on people who are stuck in work with no PC lol
ahhh well, survival of the fittest and all that :eyebrows:
So right :d
12% of all Americans have drunk their own urine.
downimpact
17-12-07, 15:54
:cool:
12% of all Americans have drunk their own urine.
Whats the percentage for drinking others :blink:
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 15:56
Whats the percentage for drinking others :blink:
:d
All Yanks take the p*ss don't they? :)
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
Pooh. Gotta go out for a bit now. :(
Oh well. Keep it going for Y folks. :eyebrows:
Bored... wanna go home...
I reckon post #332 will be the winner.
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 16:06
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
If thats true then thats great :d
So board at work. Please let this be the one. Is not is it. Bugger. Well back to work then. God the last 50 minutes is going to be crap. :blink:
downimpact
17-12-07, 16:13
:tongue:
I could really do with one of them radiator thingys too ;)
spidermonkey
17-12-07, 16:18
yee haw
downimpact
17-12-07, 16:24
:sly:
Has anyone ever tried to catch a Haggis?
That's one prize gone then. :) Keep going for the next one.
The name of the current winner wont be released until the second prize is won.
just done the christmas tree......bloody lights!!!!!
It could be yoooooooooooou
</Mystic Meg>
downimpact
17-12-07, 16:31
:)
Hope it was me :)
Think i deserve it for all them great jokes i posted ;)
Has anyone ever tried to catch a Haggis?
No but ive eaten some
It could be yoooooooooooou
</Mystic Meg>I predict..... the winner, of this competition, will be a club member, who will know how to use a keyboard.
who will know how to use a keyboard.
That actually does narrow it down! :)
I predict..... the winner, of this competition, will be a club member, who will know how to use a keyboard.
OMG!!!!!
*sends text message to the mawby mystic line in return for a £400 phone bill*
I predict..... the winner, of this competition, will be a club member, who will know how to use a keyboard.
:rulez: you cant enter the comp so you should stay out of this thread. wouldnt want any cries of fix now would we :p
:rulez: you cant enter the comp so you should stay out of this thread. wouldnt want any cries of fix now would we :p
and the winner is..................... MAWBY for post no 307 hahahah :eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::cool:
ooooooo exciting!
i wonder if its gonna snow??? :blink:
I have a feeling Im going to be sacked because my supe is off the road still and I have no other transport. I have had to cancel a meeting all the way down in Bristol 3 times now, and no-one can understand its because i dont have a car. Giving me grief but will they hire a car? No. What do they want me to walk? Actually, dont answer that:rolleyes:
I predict..... the winner, of this competition, will be a club member, who will know how to use a keyboard.
i bet they have a supra as well
Awaits for the big hand to come out of the sky.................
It's you!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneone
I have a feeling Im going to be sacked because my supe is off the road still and I have no other transport. I have had to cancel a meeting all the way down in Bristol 3 times now, and no-one can understand its because i dont have a car. Giving me grief but will they hire a car? No. What do they want me to walk? Actually, dont answer that:rolleyes:
public transport???????? :eyebrows:
is it me ?
has to be me! :eyebrows:
Wont be me I never win anything...
I believe that Ady is now Disqualified as not waiting for 5 members to post after his. ;) :p
is this still goin on then?
Yup, no one's won 2nd place yet :D I'm planning on it being me ;)
i prefer some really nice big baps, the type you can put your head in between and go bbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I wish I were at home now.
i wont a monkey!
i have one of those :D
Well, after staying in all day especially, Dhl never turned up, the bunch of barstewards!!
who won the 1st prize? and when was the winner announced?
... the fire is soooo delightful...,
dum dum dum dum dum,
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
awww mawbs i was only kidding :hug:
yep u du have a monkey! whats hes name!
ps hurry and tell me ive won!
TEHE
did i win?
i hope i win somethig lol
and the winner is.............................................
Thank foooooooooook i've got central heating, we are in for another nippy night again!
i just farted and it smells
i just farted and it smells
of?
yep u du have a monkey! whats hes name!
good point! no idea! i'll start a name the monkey thread soon.... watch this space :)
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 17:57
I'm back.....
Think i'm going to go off and rustle something up to eat in a minute
if we all ate fish pie, who would like to eat crab pie! n get crabs!
MrRalphMan
17-12-07, 18:02
I ate crabs..... :)
wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooo
I still need to do my Christmas shopping.
of?
Fosters and the chinese i had last night :)
when does this end? when we've made 1500 post on this thread?
Eye Spy, with my little eye something beginning with G; now i bet no one will get this!
do we know who won the first prize
prepare for a monkey invasion :innocent:
do we know who won the first prize
I did :sly:
Supranature
17-12-07, 18:16
1st go 4 me. Merry Xmas 2 all...
blimey only just noticed this
downimpact
17-12-07, 18:18
;)
neone guess what the eye spy is!
PS its on every page!
going to have to go on guitar heroIII
The Canary Islands are named after a Dog.
2 passes today woohhoo (oh yea im a driving instructor)
Haven't you got to the second prize yet? I'm sure these competitions went a lot quicker last time.
There is a chance that the person currently in the running for the first prize gets themselves disqualified, so I wont be announcing who won it until the competition is over.
ITS ME......................i hope
downimpact
17-12-07, 18:24
:rlol:
The 100 years war lasted 116 years.
green?
Yeah, I'm in festive theme mode, all the writing on my screen is green :D
what happens if one winner wins both prizes? in theory they can keep both as the rules doesnt state :p
It takes a certain amount of confidence to put yourself out like that.
downimpact
17-12-07, 18:27
:Pling:
i wish it could be christmas everyday.
what happens if one winner wins both prizes? in theory they can keep both as the rules doesnt state :p
In the past a member who won a prize they didn't need gave it to another member. In the event the same person won both prizes I would hope they would do the same.
dmmit, only 2 posts and i gotta go :(
MERRY CHRISTMAS (might as well post it here )
excitement getting to ya edd?
''My brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.''
downimpact
17-12-07, 18:31
juice
Chocolate Salty Balls oh yea X and Y
You're gonna take chances.
downimpact
17-12-07, 18:38
:(
erm.... hello is it me your looking for?
to 1080p or not to 1080p - that is the question :search:
to 1080p or not to 1080p - that is the question :search:
and a good question at that :)
i can see my house!! oooooooo
yeah has to be hd ready i guess :D
Gremlins anyone watch it on Sat
yeah i started to but then got bored
Yeah I did, poor old Gizmo :D
Healthy looking glow thanks to the chocolates collection.
supradriver
17-12-07, 18:57
1200
Any one won the 2nd prize yet?
Any one won the 2nd prize yet?
No.
How about now - are we there yet???
:D
Seesh, a bit of free gear and everyone joins the thread :)
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:00
:rolleyes:i'm confused
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/Ant1974/CSP_AR8MSCR_11.jpg
When I straddle that chair I want you down there...Banana. When I'm eating a pear I want you down there...Banana. Sometimes Banana it gets dark spots 'cause you held it way to hard. Mmmmmmmhhhhhh...Banana. Banana. When I'm sitting at church you better go to work on...Banana. When I got diarreah I want you down there...Banana. You know those guys, they're in the slammer. They like to slammer the Banana. Mmmmmhhhhhh...Banana. Oh, Banana. (Banana solo) You know those guys, they're still in the slammer. They like to slammer the Banana. Ooooooooo...Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/Ant1974/CSP_AR8MSCR_11.jpg
man thats gonna pi$$ off greenpeace :blink:
edit: still, plenty more trees left for others :D
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:03
thats R8 init lol ow well
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
think i should have the prize now
Sing along now
hfDUYazIvgk
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....
They don't write songs like they used to!
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:10
some things in life are bad they can really make you mad other things just make you swear and curse when your chewing on lifes grissle dont grunble give a wistle and this will help things turn out for the best always look on the bright side of life da dom da da da som
Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the moutain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Makin' their way,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Its my birthday havnt posted that yet
And from the top now
pLSc66aDxmI
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:16
:blink:What happened to the new supra they where supposed too be bringing out
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions - where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place, lives Berk - "Hello" - The overworked servant of the thing, upstairs - "Berk! Feed me!". But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk, beneath the trapdoor. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out...
Don't you open that trap door,
Your a fool if you dare,
Stay away from that trap door,
Cos' there's somethin' down there.
Creepy, crawly, slimy things that stick onto your skin,
Horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in,
Squirmy, worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo,
They'll wait down there forever till they get their hands on you.
Stay away from that trap door,
Cos' there's somethin' down there.
SupraChick
17-12-07, 19:17
yCMqsEHvOrQ
:D:D:D:D
I guess this ends up with about 500 pages before christmas :D
RobSheffield
17-12-07, 19:17
RobSheffield :winner
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:19
How do we win again?????
It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Mawby!
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)
Spamming by the looks of it +1
SupraChick
17-12-07, 19:21
POST :d
royal mail lost my rad plate from the group buy, so i should win :p
How many people have been disqualified so far?
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:22
how did robsheffield win what did you do ??????
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, The A Team.
[Machine gun fire]
Music by Mike Post
[Jeep crashing]
[BA kicking wooden door in]
[Cylon visor buzzing]
Now the big question - what WAS the crime?
How many people have been disqualified so far?I dunno. I just check to make sure the winners haven't.
how did robsheffield win what did you do ??????He hasn't won anything.
I dunno. I just check to make sure the winners haven't.
He hasn't won anything.
Double post... but then you are a mod :p
Terminator
17-12-07, 19:25
Merry Christmas
SupraChick
17-12-07, 19:25
Gummi Bears Theme
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Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly
With stories to share
All through the forest
They sing out in chorus
Marching along
As their song fills the air
CHORUS:
Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears
Magic and mystery
Are part of their history
Along with the secret
Of gummiberry juice
Their legend is growing
They take pride in knowing
They'll fight for what's right
In whatever they do
CHORUS
(Repeat first verse)
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
sword and said:
"By the power of Greyskull"
HE-MAN!
"I have the power!"
Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat.
And I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret.
Our friends the Sorceress, Man at Arms and Orko.
Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of MkIVSupra.net Moderators.
HE-MAN!
turkeys have feelings too
I dunno. I just check to make sure the winners haven't.
Post 332 :innocent:
Alls fair in love and war............ or something like that lol
Rar rar rar - we're going to smash the oinks!!
deep crack high. no idea :rolleyes:
SupraChick
17-12-07, 19:27
gobble gobble Ho Ho Ho *wink*
supradriver
17-12-07, 19:28
supra's rule
Who is this super hero?
Sarge?
No!
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.
Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could Be!
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy.
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye.
He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
Hong Kong Phooey - fannn-riffic!
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