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What were you looking for when you came across this? :idea: or :help: ;)
:rlol:
dare i ask how then? and did you read it all before posting?
:rlol:
dare i ask how then? and did you read it all before posting?
its on the gtr forum :D
yes I read it... thought "some" supra owners could benefit from the spreading of the knowledge, no names...
cough*ED*cough
MrRalphMan
01-12-07, 01:05
Great, that's printed out and digested.
Interesting, lets face it we knew that was true right anyway? If your goal is to just have sex.
Like to hear some women comment on it though.
Far to long to read the lot, I want to get laid not fall asleep:d
Far to long to read the lot, I want to get laid not fall asleep:d
One before the other I would imagine!!
This may work for the birds down south but in the north the question "fancy a f**k?" seems to work without all this elaborate crap and spending time and money!!;)
H.
One before the other I would imagine!!
This may work for the birds down south but in the north the question "fancy a f**k?" seems to work without all this elaborate crap and spending time and money!!;)
H.
I was thinking of asking if thats how you met your wife, but having seen someof her comments, she would have knocked you on your ass for saying something like that. :p
One before the other I would imagine!!
This may work for the birds down south but in the north the question "fancy a f**k?" seems to work without all this elaborate crap and spending time and money!!;)
H.
Thats just how it should be done:D
I was thinking of asking if thats how you met your wife, but having seen someof her comments, she would have knocked you on your ass for saying something like that. :p
My missus had a bit more class than that. I had to buy her a couple of ciders before I even got a snog.....:rolleyes:
Oh and yes Graham, she's 10" smaller and about 5 stone lighter but she can knock the fook out of me without trying....;)
What a great woman!!:d
H.
My missus had a bit more class than that. I had to buy her a couple of ciders before I even got a snog.....:rolleyes:
Oh and yes Graham, she's 10" smaller and about 5 stone lighter but she can knock the fook out of me without trying....;)
What a great woman!!:d
H.
Are you kissing ass because you want something specific for christmas?
Are you kissing ass because you want something specific for christmas?
At the moment my list consists of:
Copious amounts of Southern Comfort
Two new Spurs Shirts
PS3
Porsche 911 Turbo/GT3
What do you think my chances are??:d
At the moment my list consists of:
Copious amounts of Southern Comfort
Two new Spurs Shirts
PS3
Porsche 911 Turbo/GT3
What do you think my chances are??:d
:rlol:
well mine was
R34
PS3
37" HD TV
So probably as good as mine...
It's all a bit too much for a one-night stand isn't it? Putting this into practice would take me years and cost far too much.
:rlol:
well mine was
R34
PS3
37" HD TV
So probably as good as mine...
I have decided to compromise and just settle for the Porsche...;)
H.
Anyone read The Game by Neil Strauss? It's rather splendid...:D
I have decided to compromise and just settle for the Porsche...;)
H.
lovely car... I must admit, that I have been considering a euro car for the creature comforts. However the new GTR might just take the prize... still deciding, hopefully the missus does not run out and get me a R34 :D
:rolleyes: what a load of b@llocks, couldnt even be bothered to read beyond the first paragraph, other than a cursory scan :yawn:
we're made of flesh and blood not glass and foooking pink fluff :blink: This kind of patronising rubbish really gets on my nerves. What you need???
honesty
no ego tripping - keep it for pub nites with your mates
intelligence
initiative
imagination
respect
......and a fast jap car :p
Its not rocket science, really ;)
Linda
xx
honesty :)
no ego tripping :)
intelligence :search:
initiative :)
imagination :)
respect :search:
......and a fast jap car :)
5 out of 7 ain't bad. What you up to later?
5 out of 7 ain't bad. What you up to later?
You seem to have made a mistake Martin as you have ticked intelligence and imagination!!;)
You seem to have made a mistake Martin as you have ticked intelligence and imagination!!;)
Do want to revise your opinion before anyone spots the mistake you made?
flukey-lukey
01-12-07, 20:23
Anyone read The Game by Neil Strauss? It's rather splendid...:D
Yes I have that book...very interesting to say the least ;)
I usually find that half a lager and a packet of salt n vinegar works a treat down the local :D
Yes I have that book...very interesting to say the least ;)
I usually find that half a lager and a packet of salt n vinegar works a treat down the local :D
So which part of the North are you from? :D
Do want to revise your opinion before anyone spots the mistake you made?
No!
flukey-lukey
01-12-07, 20:37
So which part of the North are you from? :D
:D Barnsley... 'home of the easy woman'
:D Barnsley... 'home of the easy woman'
I met a girl from Barnsley once. One of the first things she said was "I come from Baaaaarrrrrrrsnley" in a really strong Yorkshire accent. It was as bad as Janice in Friends saying "Ohhhhh Myyyyyyy Goooooooood" :d
:D Barnsley... 'home of the easy woman'
Superb! Could be a new Slogan!? ;)
:rolleyes: what a load of b@llocks, couldnt even be bothered to read beyond the first paragraph, other than a cursory scan :yawn:
we're made of flesh and blood not glass and foooking pink fluff :blink: This kind of patronising rubbish really gets on my nerves. What you need???
honesty
no ego tripping - keep it for pub nites with your mates
intelligence
initiative
imagination
respect
......and a fast jap car :p
Its not rocket science, really ;)
Linda
xx
:yeahthat:
flukey-lukey
01-12-07, 21:22
I met a girl from Barnsley once. One of the first things she said was "I come from Baaaaarrrrrrrsnley" in a really strong Yorkshire accent. It was as bad as Janice in Friends saying "Ohhhhh Myyyyyyy Goooooooood" :d
lol.. yeah I hate it when none Barnsley people tell us how we say Barnsley ;)
Do want to revise your opinion before anyone spots the mistake you made?
No!
Imagination: yes
Intelligence: notice the searching smiley?
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