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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=141&t=466027&i=0
Basically the chaps neighbour has installed CCTV and likes to point it all at this blokes house, he's not happy...
Worst "Look at me I have two sheds" thread.... EVER!
rofl
bookmarked that to see how it turns out. lol
i hate posts like that just spent 20- mins reading it all very good though
If someone had a camera looking into my 5 year olds bedroom, I go rip him a new ar--hole:(
Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy), and strip off in the bedroom in question in an extremely suggestive manner.
Your Columbo-mac-wearing neighbour won't believe his luck and will begin frantically knocking one out in his CCtv nerve centre ( aka 'shed'). Just as he begins to reach the end of his tether (watch for the shed door padlock rattling slightly), lean forward on the bed, whip off your knickers, revealing your swinging knackers and frankly hideously hairy brown-eye.
:rlol:
Gaz Walker
23-11-07, 10:01
I'll have to read that one later! :D
Well that passed a few minutes. :)
"Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)"
Fukin what???,:blink:
you have to read the thread to understand :p
"Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)"
Fukin what???,:blink:
Out of context your comments are valid but in order to take them out of context you must have seen them *in* context... in which case I can't understand your issue?
"semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment.
That's what we never have on here now, a good story to read. :)
"semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment.
It was only half the thread it is now when I posted it.
Out of context your comments are valid but in order to take them out of context you must have seen them *in* context... in which case I can't understand your issue?
it was in this context:
Clearly the solution is for you to dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy), and strip off in the bedroom in question in an extremely suggestive manner.
it clearly states "dress up as a six year old girl (you know, really sexy)"
is that not him saying six year old girls dress sexy-ly?
I think it's just missing a "rolls eyes" from the part in parentheses - he's not suggesting that a six year old is actually sexy, just that in the context of the neighbour being a potential paedo this would be the disguise to lure him into a trap and reflect the neighbours potential thoughts on the subject.
YMMV
I think it's just missing a "rolls eyes" from the part in parentheses - he's not suggesting that a six year old is actually sexy, just that in the context of the neighbour being a potential paedo this would be the disguise to lure him into a trap and reflect the neighbours potential thoughts on the subject.
YMMV
oh i see! i wouldent of posted it if he just put a simple :rolleyes: in, btw, whats YMMV mean? dont make me pm redm to ask him please, like i do everything else
Your Mileage May Vary - or "your opinion might not be the same as mine"
i hate having to have shit explained all the time
i hate having to have shit explained all the time
http://www.google.com ;)
"semi-amusing?"... I must be easily amused as I'm hooked for the next instalment. For me, it was spoiled a little because the OP is a bit of cock. I think it was the gratuitous mention of his 4 bed detached and muay thai skillz that put me off.
For me, it was spoiled a little because the OP is a bit of cock. I think it was the gratuitous mention of his 4 bed detached and muay thai skillz that put me off.
True, but he seemed to be a little more self effacing after a while. On the subject of muay thai, I loved the comment of how eating rice and sticky curry could frighten anyone :D
Apologies for dusting off an old thread but I just discovered this and it's a funny read for those that missed it first time round.
:D
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