Pedal-phile

[Jake]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

[Havard]

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

It brings a new meaning to the phrase "Having it off with the village bike!!":D

H.

[Jake]

Odd that he was charged for something he was doing in his own room though.

[Thorin]

He was just lubricating the chain.

[JustGav]

Odd that he was charged for something he was doing in his own room though.

Mate sent it to me last night, and I thought the same thing, okay, so he is a bit of a freak in the bedroom, but it is in his own space at the mo... and then someone like Langham gets out in 4 months....

[tbourner]

Yeah bit unfair IMO. And now he's on the sex offenders register he may well get beaten up and all sorts if anyone finds out because they'll assume he's a paedo.

[Matt H]

Absolute twat whoever sentenced him, so what if he fancies his bike?! he should be able to do whatever he wants in the privacy of his room? he didnt do it in public so whats the problem?

im disgusted. And sex offenders list?! ludicrous?! he hasnt even committed an offence! what are they trying to do?! keep bikes all over the country safe from him?! f'in stupid, well pissed off with that. not that you can tell

[RedM]

I reckon the bike was asking for it.

[SupraPL]

The world is advancing all the time. Nowadays you can't even shag your own bike in your own room without being prosecuted. :blink:

[Blackie]

So many of the comments above make me think most of you fancy bikes? i must admit i have a giant mosh worm bmx thats quite hot

[jim_supra]

Maybe the bike was underage?

[Rob]

I reckon the bike was asking for it.

Slags, the lot of 'em. In my day a bike would never be seen outside without full mudguards and a basket.

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

A misunderstanding? That's quite an understatement.

[Oddball]

i must admit i have a giant mosh worm bmx thats quite hot

I also have a nice 'Chopper'.:blink:

[tooquicktostop]

Read it again, it sounds like the bike got him drunk and took advantage of the situation to me

What a joke, pity the police did not question the master key holders for being nosey buggers

[spidermonkey]

Read it again, it sounds like the bike got him drunk and took advantage of the situation to me

What a joke, pity the police did not question the master key holders for being nosey buggers

yeah fu*kin bike doggers:)