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I have to tell as many people as i can, sitting watching eastenders and big black shape came buzzing over my head. The Mrs screams and makes a run for it, stoping only to hide under the throw and cry. Once id got her out the way ive found it sitting on the wall, i dont want to pick it up incase i hurt it. Worse still everytime i touch it , it makes sqeek sounds. :(:(:(
Any ideas?
danny_silva
18-10-07, 20:54
i want it!!
got a cricket bat here :D
Supra-Brett
18-10-07, 20:58
eat it and absorb its powers.
I should even when she was crying, im in no way to hurt said flyin mouse.
Cant remember if I told anyone, I love bats.
Small box + magazine = bat trap!
10 Put box over bat
20 If bat is caught in box then 40
30 If bat < box then goto 10
40 Put mag over box
50 Take bat box outside
60 release bat.
RobSheffield
18-10-07, 21:01
Crazy
Jazz has rats now you have bats, no doubt several folk have cats
Co-incidence? I think not :)
Maybe the bat is bats for your missus!
For God sake, don't click on this link! It's a pic of a bat but it's VERY, VERY wrong! (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r262/RedM_Supra/scary_bat.jpg)
Come to think of it, Im pretty sure I never told anyone. I love bats.
I cant the sodding thing off the wall, its stuck like glue!
Hard to tell which end is which i dont think it likes my repeated attempts to dislodge it. The sounds its making are very off putting.
Supra-Brett
18-10-07, 21:06
Small box + magazine = bat trap!
10 Put box over bat
20 If bat is caught in box then 40
30 If bat < box then goto 10
40 Put mag over box
50 Take bat box outside
60 release bat.
70 If bat is caught in box then eat it and absorb its powers
Crazy
Jazz has rats now you have bats, no doubt several folk have cats
Co-incidence? I think not :)
:p cant blame them all animals love rats
Supra-Brett
18-10-07, 21:09
glue it to your boot as a new rear wing
pPut it up your wifes night dress- go on you know you want to
Basil:p
Come to think of it, Im pretty sure I never told anyone. I love bats.
Maybe the bat is bats for your missus!
For God sake, don't click on this link! It's a pic of a bat but it's VERY, VERY wrong! (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r262/RedM_Supra/scary_bat.jpg)
But not that much.
Small box + magazine = bat trap!
10 Put box over bat
20 If bat is caught in box then 40
30 If bat < box then goto 10
40 Put mag over box
50 Take bat box outside
60 release bat.
70 print "Wahey!!!!!!!!11111ONE111!1"
80 goto 70
vacuum cleaner....I've got a Henry that will get it off...lol
Ive made the joke that if i get it into the garage the Supra will be known as the batmoblie and the garage is to be refered to as the batcave.
She didnt find it funny.
I was in my garage last year when a bat flew in. I just picked it up and let it go outside. Simple as mate, unless its injured.
BASHTHEBISHOP
18-10-07, 21:57
Apparently most snakes will eat bats...
Pet shop tomorrow morning? :d
Keep shtumm about this or the batmen will declare your house as a bat sanctuary and because they're protected you'll have to be evicted.
there's a rat in my kitchen if that helps? Although I know what I'm going to do as there was a whole song written about my situation.
There`s a bat in ur kitchen what am U gonna do?
There`s a bat in ur kitchen what am U gonna go?
Ur gonna fix that bat thats what ur gonna do,
Ur gonna fix that bat.
there's a rat in my kitchen if that helps? Although I know what I'm going to do as there was a whole song written about my situation.
Damn my slow fcunking tinternetwebcarp...
Damn my slow fcunking tinternetwebcarp...
You have an interwebcarp? How big is your pond?
In all fairness your reply was funnier anyway. :(
Ha i win, the bat isnt there anymore, left the garage door open last night , and the door to the garage and i cant see it anymore. That or its sleeping somwhere waiting.............
That or its sleeping somwhere waiting.............
Perhaps it's not really a bat :scared: :shock:
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