Friday Joke

[Pete]

Little Johnny hears a commotion coming from his parents bedroom so wanders in to see what's going on.

He is confronted with the site of his dad giving his mum a good shagging. His dad looks at him and just laughs, throws a pillow and tells him to get out.

A few days later his dad hears noises coming from Johnnys rooms and decides to investigate. Upon opening the door he's horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran.

Johnny turns to his dad and says "Not so f*cking funny when it's your mum is it?!"

[jim_supra]

:d

[edd_t]

haha well funny.

weird, i got that in a txt yesterday. must be doing the rounds.

[lexsum]

very funny. here is another for your trouble:

small boy is out playing on his drive with his dad's toolbox and kit and he is wearing his dad's welding mask when a suspicious man pulls up in his car. the man calls the boy over and asks him to get into the passenger seat. the man then says to the boy:

"do you know what fellatio is?"

the boy replies "no."

"do you know what masturbation is?"

the boy replies "no."

"do you know what anal sex is?"

boy says "look mate, i'm no a real welder you know!"

[garetheves]

Sorry Pete....

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=123773&highlight=funny+when+it%27s+your+mum

[Pete]

I thought I'd heard it somewhere before! :D

I'll go beat my testicles with bat until I'm scarred and every time I go to the toilet I have a reminder that I shouldn't :repost:

[ShamelessTT]

Haha thats class

[Chumpalot]

:d