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Apologies for being juvenile but.... Some people think this is a myth. I present exhibit A.
That dog must of been munching on alot of bones to produse something like that :blink:
Please tell me that you wer'nt looking for that !
DannoSupra
01-09-07, 20:44
That dog's been munching marshmallows all its life! with a side of used charcoal
Tourniquet
01-09-07, 20:48
Hasn't it just been there yonks ???
It's one of those things you used to see as akid all the time but now you just don't see it. Kinda like Timmy Mallet !
OMG - White dog poo!... Bag it and sell it on eBay! That's an ancient artifact!...
flukey-lukey
01-09-07, 20:49
Hasn't it just been there yonks ???
It's one of those things you used to see as akid all the time but now you just don't see it. Kinda like Timmy Mallet !
Totally agree :D I used to see white dog crap all the time when I was a kid.
hmmm, I might go searching for some now.....NOT:Pling:
DannoSupra
01-09-07, 20:55
Don't crack the shell!!! It'll pong!!!
crack it, crack it..... go on you know you want too....:innocent:
Must admit I did appear enthusiastic when I found it! the missus wasn't amused. surely it's just been there a long time? or been overindulged on milky bar
dr_blackman
01-09-07, 21:22
pmsl at this thread lol ;)
I'm thinking that the DeLorean thread prompted you to buy one, fit it with a flux capacitor and then to go back in time to when white dog poo existed.
Am I right?
now you need to go find rocking horse shit :D
now you need to go find rocking horse shit :D
Black UK 6spd TT aerotop?:D
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 22:15
White poo is known as ghost poo, maybe, just maybe your dog is possessed.
ps - I also remember white poo as a kid, but that was in the day when you did not get fined for not picking it up.
my mate had two poodles,1 black,1 white.the white 1 had white sh*ts,the black 1 normal sh*ts.why???
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 22:27
my mate had two poodles,1 black,1 white.the white 1 had white sh*ts,the black 1 normal sh*ts.why???
where they curly as well:)
no mr wippy came on tuesdays,spose the ice cream looked like the white one's poo,and the flake looked a bit like the black one's poo.eerh no 99s for me from now on.
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 22:35
Poo is more complicated than we think, I hope this guide helps you all to evaluate the situation: -
TYPES OF POO
Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.
Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your pants down.
King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well. This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.
Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?
Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.
Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.
Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.
Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.
Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house (normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside to use the bathroom.
Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum stops burning.
Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure
then there's vindaloo and guinness poo...draw your own conclusions.
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 22:43
then there's vindaloo and guinness poo...draw your own conclusions.
lol - that would be the worse one if you had them together.
I never usually have to make a noise, or strain when having a poo, but the logs I was dropping on Friday had me shouting and grrrring and straining like a gorilla... It felt like I was dropping a double decker bus... I nearly had feeling of sadness for the family I'd dropped off at the pool only seconds before...
Unfortunately, I was at work, and it was the start of lunchtime, so the gents was busy, and the flimsy wooden frams of the cubicle wasn't enough to stifle my cries, as my exit only place forced out what felt like something of biblical proportions...
Sorry, off topic, but I feel I have to share that with you all :)
lol - that would be the worse one if you had them together.
that combo is a must doo.better than collonic irragation.
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 22:51
I never usually have to make a noise, or strain when having a poo, but the logs I was dropping on Friday had me shouting and grrrring and straining like a gorilla... It felt like I was dropping a double decker bus... I nearly had feeling of sadness for the family I'd dropped off at the pool only seconds before...
Unfortunately, I was at work, and it was the start of lunchtime, so the gents was busy, and the flimsy wooden frams of the cubicle wasn't enough to stifle my cries, as my exit only place forced out what felt like something of biblical proportions...
Sorry, off topic, but I feel I have to share that with you all :)
Thats a terrible experience, why does it all ways have to happen when your not a home.
It's OK - I took comfort in knowing I was being paid for my troubles, and that it was the works bog roll I was consuming, and not the Andrex with added Aloe Vera and Vitamin E I have at home :)
Shadow Beast
01-09-07, 23:25
It's OK - I took comfort in knowing I was being paid for my troubles, and that it was the works bog roll I was consuming, and not the Andrex with added Aloe Vera and Vitamin E I have at home :)
We've got that toliet roll, it is less dusty than the other ones.
I am in the middle of my third poo today!! :rolleyes:
Sorry bored!
H.
Poo is more complicated than we think, I hope this guide helps you all to evaluate the situation: -
TYPES OF POO
Do those rules apply to dogs as well then?
Yummy. Pleasant thread.
Shadow Beast
02-09-07, 13:32
Do those rules apply to dogs as well then?
Yummy. Pleasant thread.
Probably not I don't know any dogs that eat vindaloo or drink guiness and as they don't wipe their doggy bums after a poo it would rule these ones out for starters: -
Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=182
this link is to an amature scientist forum who are discussing white poo in detail lol
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=182
this link is to an amature scientist forum who are discussing white poo in detail lol
"Well, I give my dogs a bone each once a week"
Dedicated lot are'nt they ?
It's just old, people are better at clearing it up nowadays, especially after that kids went blind.
Nice thread though?!
One of mine had a white poo the other day as was white just after few hours. She had a bone and some left over fat from the george forman. This has been dicsussed before on here and someone said it was something to do with iron in the foods giving out white turds.
Black UK 6spd TT aerotop?:D
Hmmm http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/vbpicgallery.php?do=view&g=575
i just clicked a thumbnail to get a bigger better view of some dog sh1+ :blink:
spidermonkey
06-09-07, 13:23
:D had to resurrect this - laughed my arse off:D
Well obviously if you FEED them white stuff then poo will be white, but the stereo typical 'found in the park white poo' is just old and crusty. :)
i am laughing so much! This is NWS from a giggle potential aspect!
Shadow Beast
06-09-07, 16:47
just feed my dog a blue chew!!!! mmmmmmmmm could prove intresting result over the next 24hrs,
might go give him a red one, yellow one and a green one just to top it off, now that would be good to see!!!
richie
can the andrex puppy wipe its own arse:brownnoser:
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