turbonut
10-08-07, 10:32
Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing
everything!
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the
bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You
Know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening
up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
“That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was
worried I'd get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped "it"
to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
“Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I
rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you
ever saw."
“And what happened then?"
“I kicked her in the face."
:D
everything!
>-----------------------
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the
bar.
He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You
Know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening
up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
“That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was
worried I'd get an erection again.
So I got some duct tape and taped "it"
to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
“Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I
rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you
ever saw."
“And what happened then?"
“I kicked her in the face."
:D