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uk-rich
31-07-07, 19:09
i have just turfed the back garden, talking to the missus and i felt a sharp pain in my nads, i exposed them to have a look and a bastard ant has bitten my swingers

thay are red ants too :(
Ric
31-07-07, 19:09
Lol rich, pwned
Muffleman
31-07-07, 19:10
:rlol:
ultra_supra
31-07-07, 19:13
classic thread :d
mr lover
31-07-07, 19:17
:d :d
Pot
31-07-07, 19:18
Rofl...
Geo
31-07-07, 19:43
Nuts! :rlol:

Geo
Burna
31-07-07, 19:45
:rlol: Now whos bollocks ache :d
Seb
31-07-07, 19:47
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Belphegor/479419pointlesswithoutphx4.jpg
Ewen
31-07-07, 19:50
:)"Holy testicle masticating mandibles Batman"
Smellywelshman
31-07-07, 19:56
Thats some serious shit to happen to your giggle berries man!

Did you go stomp them good? I had a queen wasp sting me in my left joy ball once....... It took some time for it to die!
Smellywelshman
31-07-07, 19:57
The wasp died... Not my left nut. Before anyone asks!:p
supra61
31-07-07, 20:01
talk nicely to your missus and she might just kiss it better for you.;)
SupraStar 3000
31-07-07, 20:03
poor ant. :(
I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin.

Imagine his disappointment after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar
Burna
31-07-07, 20:04
poor ant. :(
I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin.

Imagine his disappointment when after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar

:blink: Ed, you certainly have a way with words! :d
Animal
31-07-07, 20:39
Tell your wife she needs to make sure all the poison is sucked out of it. This may need to be done 3 or 4 times....

Seriously that's [-]funny[/-] a nasty thing to happen.
Pot
31-07-07, 21:12
I'm with him ^^^^
neil tt
31-07-07, 21:29
Excellent:rlol:and:respekt:for posting it up here:d
G-NEMIE
31-07-07, 21:53
:rlol:
Gaz Walker
31-07-07, 23:20
Well done for having the balls (hehe) to post that :D

Gaz.
mr lover
31-07-07, 23:22
good job Rich didn't come here looking for sympathy :D
mr keef
31-07-07, 23:25
Iv heard of crabs but never ants:(
lui
31-07-07, 23:37
Nice place to have some swelling bet your missus must be loving it :eyebrows:
ivan
01-08-07, 11:16
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Belphegor/479419pointlesswithoutphx4.jpgI do worry about some of the people here sometimes. :)
gaz1
01-08-07, 11:18
poor ant. :(
I bet he thought it was a big fat juicy raisin.

Imagine his disappointment after sinking his teeth into your love spuds only to find sex porridge not Raisin nectar

:rlol: have you ever thought about help
RobSheffield
01-08-07, 11:21
Bless :(
Ian R
01-08-07, 11:28
Ouch
dangerous brain
01-08-07, 12:06
EEK one of the guys out in Croatia with me got bitten on the bollock by some nasty creature. Swelled up huge and was itchier than an itchy thing. The female doctor was impressed, told him it was the biggest one of those she had ever seen :)
kieren1234
01-08-07, 12:12
:rlol::rlol::rlol::rlol::rlol:^^^^^^^^^^^^
SupraStormRising
01-08-07, 14:21
Formic acid isn't very nice, the question being how'd they climb that high :d
Best way to forget the pain is to get a kettle of boiling water and pour it over....... The nest :eyebrows: