View Full Version : How Chav are you?
Dragonlady
11-07-07, 07:25
http://www.boredandlazy.co.uk/quiz.php?q=chav
I got 17% - still not low enough though
bugger, how the feck did i get 47% chav:( perhaps cause maybe i am older that you guys:eyebrows:
30%!!!
Yasssss!!! Am a pure chav man!!!
You are 26% chav!
Thats well out. I ain't chavy init.
bugger, how the feck did i get 47% chav:( perhaps cause maybe i am older that you guys:eyebrows:
You are 51% chav! - Whats my excuse????
You are 28% chav!
Oh my :( It have to be Stella and frozen food :(
57%!!!!????? das wel rong innit!!! :faint:
Dave Haggas
11-07-07, 08:28
37%...bloody hell!:)
24% Not too bad.:)
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?:rlol:
41% but it's a fine line between chav and being careful with money it seems ;)
22% here :)
mmmm potnoodle.
Omg 56% Wtf Lol!!!!!!!111111!!!11111one!111!!11!1111..
28%
:complain:
:faint:
I think mine is to do with words used, here vs south africa... that and the modified car... The question should actually be, is there a reason for you wanting a rear spoiler?? :p
22% I was dissapointed until I realised its the lowest so far you bunch of Chavs! lol
24% noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
boombastictiger
11-07-07, 11:38
22%
RobSheffield
11-07-07, 11:56
11% :d
11% :d
As if, you have a sheepskin coat FFS!
RobSheffield
11-07-07, 12:02
As if, you have a sheepskin coat FFS!
Which isnt as chav as your bloody bumper dildoes you bloody chav :p
9%
Happy with that - I think it was because I call my mums mum my nan :D
Cadburys Purple
11-07-07, 12:54
47%.....................................................................Bo#'@cks!
You are 36% chav! holy crap!
RobSheffield
11-07-07, 13:01
Omg 56%
41%
37%
57%!!!!?????
You are 51% chav!
57%
bugger, how the feck did i get 47% chav
47%
You are 36% chav
:ban:
I agree anyone over 50% chav should be an instant ban with those above 40% being decided on a case by case basis.
35% chav.
"Ever eaten a pot noodle?"
- surely everyone has at some point. I certainly don't make a habit of it! I was a student once too!
30%
fair cop i do dream of modding my car
33% No way, thats crap bruv. Seriously though, cant belive that.
richardstock1
11-07-07, 13:10
22% :(
whats even more concerning is the geek test. I scored 63% geek.
So im 26% chav, and 63% geek I wonder what the other 11% is.
33% I don't get it... What's wrong with a settee and toilet and nan??
RobSheffield
11-07-07, 13:20
57% get in! :lol:
DEFINITE :ban:
:p
One of the most stupid tests ever. Like Rosie said whats wrong with toilet nan and a pot noodle. Oh and coupons from a magazine? so all those OAP's that struggle for money and are happy with just 20p off something are CHAVS?
Saying that I got 26%
johnnyknox
11-07-07, 14:12
You are 26% chav!
Thats well out. I ain't chavy init.
Same here :blink:
You are 50% Chav!:blink:
Maybe I should get rid of that Burberry tracksuit!
MrRalphMan
11-07-07, 17:56
Weird, but me and the Mrs got 37% each.. :).
Gotta go, Corfu and Majorca need their Nappies changing... :p
mwilkinson
11-07-07, 18:02
33% Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I live in Surrey don't you know :tongue:
MrRalphMan
11-07-07, 18:05
I thought the question about the car and spoiler was funny...
30% Chav. I remember that Geek test too. I scored about 45% on that. That leaves a quarter of me unaccounted for :(
52%....:( Now I know why they call me Chavard at work.....:rolleyes:
H.
55% :d
:rlol: stop eating frozen food then mate :p
bast@rd gave me 28% :tongue:
54% chav but some qs are stupid
Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
coz i hardly use it
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'H Samuels'?
when i was a kid
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
of course who hasnt
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
what do you want me to call here..grandma ma
Have you ever not paid for a ticket on public transport?
get free travel with army
Have you ever been in a stolen car?
didnt really have a choice in Iraq
and these are just a few of the stupid one :d
only 13% still a bit much though
26%!:shock:
But who doesn't piss in the street after they've been on the Stella?;)
My Mrs was 24% - this MUST be a fix ;)
I'm surprised there isn't a "Do you drink stella and then wack your partner round the head with the empty cans?" question.
It is wife beater afterall.
Ah Bollocks 43% Chav
at least Im lower than
Mr Gay Lover
Havard
M45SEY
hehe
Ah Bollocks 43% Chav
at least Im lower than
Mr Gay Lover
Havard
M45SEY
hehe
only coz they dont ask if ya hang outside mcdonalds eating bigmacs:p
lambertpig
11-07-07, 21:55
49% for fucks sake i am 40 years old and hate chavs. we always refuse entry at nightclubs to outright chavy pricks now i am a borderline case. my only defence is that most of he questions i answered yes to were more relevent to me 20 years ago.
please dont let this result go be known outside the club;)
lambertpig
11-07-07, 22:00
it gets worse my fiancee is 41%
You are 67% chav!
& proud of it bruv :d
51% ffs.
Just coz I hang around the local spar with me burbery cap on and white shell suit.
11% Some of those questions are stupid though!
Sorry, not bored enough yet.
Ah Bollocks 43% Chav
at least Im lower than
Mr Gay Lover
Havard
M45SEY
hehe
I reckon you only filled half of it in :D
Sorry, not bored enough yet.
24%
See how quickly that boredom took hold?
SupraChick
11-07-07, 22:51
OH MY GOD 33%!!!!!:blink:
I want a re test! its all lies I tell ya............:p:hide::conf:
See how quickly that boredom took hold?
I'm like a switch.
:(
:d
:rolleyes:
:ecstatic:
Chris and Alana
11-07-07, 23:26
Im 46% chav :( but what made me feel better is that my fiance (alana) got 50% :d but both results are way too high for me. I think its fixed :p
its fake,each question answerd yes gives you 2% chav but there is only 46 questions
iv managed to get 0% chav but answerd no to everything
and ya cant get 100% either
55% :d
thats cos you always got thoes sun glasses on your head.gerry told me she has to tell you to take them off when you go to bed.
22%=me
You are 67% chav!
& proud of it bruv :d
Why Im not surprised ?!! :innocent:
thats cos you always got thoes sun glasses on your head.gerry told me she has to tell you to take them off when you go to bed.
22%=me
Damn does gerry look that bad without makeup that you have to wear shades in bed so you cant see her?
Ah i got it you two do the role play thing were you pretend to be the terminator.
supra steveo
12-07-07, 00:05
bugger, how the feck did i get 47% chav:( perhaps cause maybe i am older that you guys:eyebrows:
that coz yav got a massive spoiler bruv :d
Have you ever been in a stolen car?
didnt really have a choice in Iraq
nar you were a good boy in Iraq :D
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