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far
06-06-07, 23:27
1) (A) sex with your own mother or (B)sex with 80 year old non relation

2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands

3)(A) Oral sex with another man or (B)sex with a female chimp

4) (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family

5)(A) Live on the streets for 1 year or (B) stay in your house on your own for a year

6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again

7) (A) Anal penatration or (B) male oral copulation


My answers would be

1B
2B
3B
4A
5A
6A
7 erm..........still thinking about this one!!!:Pling:

peter richards
06-06-07, 23:31
lol your answers says bbbaaa , nothing to do with sheep ??

far
06-06-07, 23:32
lol your answers says bbbaaa , nothing to do with sheep ??

lol maybe :)

Matt H
06-06-07, 23:35
is there a limit on how many you can do?! :search:

far
06-06-07, 23:37
is there a limit on how many you can do?! :search:

dude are you sick? :d :p

peter richards
06-06-07, 23:39
as many as you like but the wool burns your nob after a while

RobSheffield
06-06-07, 23:40
What about choice 'Distract money owner and steal it off the table'?

far
06-06-07, 23:46
I would defo go for Anal Penetration anyday

:rlol: :shock:

s3upra
06-06-07, 23:47
is there a limit on how many you can do?! :search:

:yeahthat:
If i do them all-do i get more money?:)

Havard
07-06-07, 00:19
Is this hypothetical or is there a real million punds at stake?? Just asking as I have already done most of those!!

H.

Wayney
07-06-07, 00:20
Where did that one spring from?

To be honest, I'd rather leave the money than have to chop off my hands, have sex with some ones granny, get caught wanking by my entire family, having to shag a female chimp, live all by my self in my house for a year (well as long as I've of PS3 & XBOX 360 cant be too bad.) Never drink again. And no 7 is just pushing the boat out too far for a £1m!! :eek:

Ric
07-06-07, 06:34
never drink again, im assuming you mean alcohol

neil tt
07-06-07, 07:10
Walk out the room and leave the money, you don't need a million pounds to enjoy yourself, it just helps:d

mikeyb10supra
07-06-07, 08:51
not sure all thats worth a million to be honest it would have to be 4-5 for me to even consider it, I would find other ways of making a million and not go through the humiliation and pain of the above

tbourner
07-06-07, 09:01
I thought it was just choose 1 from the whole lot!!! Not have to do 1 of each section - FUCK THAT for a million pounds, or even 10 million!!
Plus, I'm guessing these are questions for men only?

Jake
07-06-07, 09:12
(A) sex with your own mother or (B)sex with 80 year old non relation
B. No problem, where do I sign up? I'm free this afternoon.

2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands
I wouldn't do either of those for £1m

3)(A) Oral sex with another man or (B)sex with a female chimp
For £1m? I'd do either of them, don't care. I'd do both for £2m

4) (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family
Either/both. No problem.

5)(A) Live on the streets for 1 year or (B) stay in your house on your own for a year
B

6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again
A

7) (A) Anal penatration or (B) male oral copulation
Either/ both.

Pete
07-06-07, 09:18
It strikes me that if you chopped your cock off in Q2 then you could achieve all the others much more easily.

So the question is would you chop it off for £7mill?

tbourner
07-06-07, 09:23
IF I had to choose Q2 for some reason I'd choose A anyway I think, so :yeahthat:

penguin
07-06-07, 11:28
hmm... i dont think a million quid is any kind of compensation for the trauma you'll have and lack of limbs you'll be left with at the end.....

i wouldnt.

Green Peace
07-06-07, 11:52
I dont get what you're 'really' trying to say here...other than trying to say your not gay:p

Do you have some issues with your sexuality?:p

I mean lets look at Lifers in prison...your shacked up for Life you share a cell with a 21 yr old blonde lad or Thai lad or whatever who has feminine charectoristics...its only time before any man would end up shagging him or getting him to blow em off lol.

Likewise if a gay bloke was with a young good looking women in the same situation I'm sure the same is true!

I hope i never get offered a £million thats all i can say but if i was my answers would be slightly different than yours;) :p Infact id prob do half of em for a lot less and undercut you ha ha:d

Edit: Actually...if anyone buys me a Corvette C6 ...erm:d

DamanC
07-06-07, 11:56
Can i take the million pounds off the table and run?

CoolsBlue
07-06-07, 12:01
lol forget it, chop of you wang or hands! id rather have just the normal money i earn and save and the others.....forget it LOL

far
07-06-07, 12:16
brilliant - could this be the 'next' big reality show :D all I have to do is find a Multi-millionaire to fund the project, create a website and get people to register and I already have the first contestent as Jake wants to sign up :D

RobDogg
07-06-07, 13:12
1) For £1000000 I would do (A) and (B)

2) (A) Chop off my c*ck

3) (B)sex with a female chimp (my last gf)

4) either or both (A) Get caught having sex with another woman by your partner or (B) get caught w*nking by all your family (again)

5) Neither of these are that bad for a million quid so either

6) It would have to be (A) Never drink again as with a million quid you could rag some right fit women even if your as ugly as me.

7) neither would be pleasant but were talking 1 million pounds so either

Golddigga
07-06-07, 13:21
Would my choices be publicised in order to win the £1m, could be embarrassing

mikeyb10supra
07-06-07, 13:35
chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on :D and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money

Golddigga
07-06-07, 14:03
chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on :D and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money

I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?)

Pete
07-06-07, 14:10
I agree! But that option is the most tricky coz how would you drive the soop with a pair of stumps? (assuming you have your hands removed - or is it ok to drive with 2 fake hands?)
Good point. The car really would be an extension of your penis then.

jim_supra
07-06-07, 14:13
chopping off your wang is a no no....what you gonna spend your money on :D and think of the flange you could potentially get with that much money

Getting my wang put back on!:d

TonyP
07-06-07, 14:13
1) (A) sex with your own mother

2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands

No no no!There's not enough money in the world.



6)(A) Never drink again or (B) never have sex again

No way! What the hell would you spend the money on??

I'd do any of the rest for a lot less than 1,000,000.

Made me laugh that you specify the sex of the chimp :blink: does it really make a difference?:)

tbourner
07-06-07, 15:34
I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!! Seriously, have you been to monkeyworld? There's no way I'd even get in the enclosure let alone whip out may tackle and attempt to mount one of the little blighters!!! :faint:

Pete
07-06-07, 15:51
I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp than blow one for the boys!!!
To be fair there are several unknown factors.
1) Who is doing the giving?
2) Have they washed today?
3) Have they been for a pooh recently?
4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down?
5) Are they going to be quick or take all day?

As for the chimp
1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform?
2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases?
3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death?

michael
07-06-07, 16:00
# Go North

kslb
07-06-07, 16:12
I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

TonyP
07-06-07, 16:17
I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

:rlol:

Dr_Doom
07-06-07, 16:34
I'm guessing someone else would have to cut your hands off.... It'd be tricky doing it yourself! :D

RobDogg
07-06-07, 17:05
I honestly can't believe you guys would rather shag a chimp

Ive had worse!

Charlotte
07-06-07, 17:13
2) (A) Chop off your c*ck or (B)chop off you hands



I thinks it's only fair if you add a C) Chop off parts of man of your choosing

Otherwise this quiz is a little sexist. ;)

RobDogg
07-06-07, 17:23
also they can sew pretty much anything back on. Look at John Wayne Bobbit. He got his dong lopped off had it sewn back on and made more than 1 million.

Green Peace
07-06-07, 19:10
To be fair there are several unknown factors.
1) Who is doing the giving?
2) Have they washed today?
3) Have they been for a pooh recently?
4) Are you expected to gulp 'it' down?
5) Are they going to be quick or take all day?

As for the chimp
1) Would she be willing to wear a nurses uniform?
2) Has she been playing the field and got any diseases?
3) Will her boyfriend beat me to death?

:rlol:

far
07-06-07, 21:14
I am trying to get the money I have just finished banging an 82 year old homeless woman and have chopped off 1 hand but am really struggling to chop off the other one as I can't hold the axe with my stump and i seem to be losing a lot of blo.........

:d lol

johnd-mkiv
07-06-07, 21:31
4 :) easy