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its official woman cant drive at all:Pling: bloody driving down my road and this stupid woman just pulls out instantly luckly i braked and car went to the left just missing her rear end, and she quickly drove off leaving me in the mud ditch bi*tch i would of fumed at her
flukey-lukey
27-05-07, 18:33
Yes its a known FACT that women are crap drivers :D
first time i was shocked up, and the bloody cow had a nerve to drive of quickly
flukey-lukey
27-05-07, 18:42
She probably shit herself too :D
lucky my my supra isnt ready otherwise that would of been trashed
Jiversteve
27-05-07, 19:52
A bad case of bird flu?
She was probably in a hurry to get home for a sh1t. :)
She probably shit herself too :D
SupraStar 3000
27-05-07, 19:57
Why cant they just stay at home and cook/clean. ;)
Why cant they just stay at home and cook/clean. ;)
:rlol:
Why cant they just stay at home and cook/clean. ;)
Completely the wrong attitude in this politically correct equal rights world we live in. ;)
They need to get a job so that they spend their own money on the million pairs of shoes they need, not mine.
That's not to say that they get out of the cooking and cleaning though. :d
If only we could choose the ones we give birth to. :tongue:
If only we could choose the ones we give birth to. :tongue:
:rlol: Good shout. World would be farely empty though..:)
They need to get a job so that they spend their own money on the million pairs of shoes they need, not mine.
Give over, you love it otherwise you wouldn't do it!
Give over, you love it otherwise you wouldn't do it!
Actually, the shoes thing I just don't get. At the risk of making a politically incorrect sweeping statement - all girls seem to need a million pairs of shoes. Even shoes they don't ever wear.
Can somebody explain why?
Can somebody explain why?
Nope, sorry I can't. I do have a lot of shoes, and yes they are very pretty and a lot of them hurt my feet :)
I can't help you there. I don't have many shoes. Couple of pairs of trainers, smart work shoes, and a few for going out.
I can't help you there. I don't have many shoes. Couple of pairs of trainers, smart work shoes, and a few for going out.
That seems entirely sensible. Although I think you should define "few". ;)
It's funny how a man has turned a sensible debate about women's driving skills into one about shoes. :d
It's funny how a man has turned a sensible debate about women's driving skills into one about shoes. :d
Yeah - spot the girl who has loads of shoes, including some she's never worn. :tongue:
It's funny how a man has turned a sensible debate about women's driving skills into one about shoes. :d
There is never a sensible debate about womens drivings skills!! I hate to say it but the vast majority of women on the road are scary!
There is never a sensible debate about womens drivings skills!! I hate to say it but the vast majority of women on the road are scary!
I agree, I was joking about the sensible debate, considering the thread subject title. :d
Janes got loads she cant drive in, cant run in, cant lounge in, cant go shopping in, cant go to the beach in and cant walk in. She has a pair she goes swimming in though.
I agree, I was joking about the sensible debate, considering the thread subject title. :d
Sorry, drunken ramblings :) I've had several beakers of wine :D
Janes got loads she cant drive in, cant run in, cant lounge in, cant go shopping in, cant go to the beach in and cant walk in. She has a pair she goes swimming in though.
I was out with some friends last week, and we walked from one pub to another - less than half a mile. The girl with us was complaining that her shoes hurt, and she'd worn them because "she didn't expect to be walking".
Girls are strange.
several beakers of wine :D
:D Are they larger than glasses?
:D Are they larger than glasses?
Most definitley. Why waste the effort on a refill?
Most definitley. Why waste the effort on a refill?
:clap: good effort.
The updated title made me laugh!
The updated title made me laugh!:innocent:
Mawby's up to his title changing tricks again. You forgot to mention the drunk people. :d
Aww, I'm honoured, its been ages a thread title has been changed because of me!:D
She also has a pair of Miss Sixty, knee-high black leather boots with red piping.
Worn a few times, but never outdoors:)
She also has a pair of Miss Sixty, knee-high black leather boots with red piping.
Worn a few times, but never outdoors:)
Hmm - I guess she wasn't wearing them earlier then when you were debating between sex and cleaning the toilet! :p
Hmm - I guess she wasn't wearing them earlier then when you were debating between sex and cleaning the toilet! :p
It was a tough call, and yes the boots would have swung it I admit.
Hmm - I guess she wasn't wearing them earlier then when you were debating between sex and cleaning the toilet! :p
He never said that she wears them...
She also has a pair of Miss Sixty, knee-high black leather boots with red piping.
Red piping?? We've never even met and you think I'm a red piping sort of girl ??? :( :p
He never said that she wears them...
Arghhh!!! i thought you were shut away for the night!
Pah - we're the modern couple sweetheart - in the same room yet communicating via forum posts!
Red piping?? We've never even met and you think I'm a red piping sort of girl ??? :( :p
Not you Faye, my wife.
:) I'll hazzard a guess at thonged slingbacks though ?
Not you Faye, my wife.
:) I'll hazzard a guess at thonged slingbacks though ?
Do you mean between the toes?? I can't do it!!! No matter how many people tell me its good, I just can't bear it!.
Do you mean between the toes?? I can't do it!!! No matter how many people tell me its good, I just can't bear it!.
Ahh - a sadly oft-uttered sentance :(
Ahh - a sadly oft-uttered sentance :(
:( Any one know any cheap divorce lawyers specialising in spousal abuse? :)
Ah the token weekend drinking thread.
Hello :)
Do you mean between the toes?? I can't do it!!! No matter how many people tell me its good, I just can't bear it!.
Ahh - a sadly oft-uttered sentance :(
:rlol:
No, we've been drinking wine, not tokens!
Do you mean between the toes?? I can't do it!!! No matter how many people tell me its good, I just can't bear it!.
Er, its ok Faye:d
No, we've been drinking wine, not tokens!
Tokens, toes?? None of it is accetable!! You married me for being me! Not for any tokens or toes?!
We're here for you Kieth, you can get through this.
We're here for you Kieth, you can get through this.
What about me? His post count is piffling compared to mine yet he gets the support?!
What about me? His post count is piffling compared to mine yet he gets the support?!
We are here for you too Faye.
We are here for your toe Faye.
Does my toe need support? No bunions needing operations here!
ex-admin priviledges :D
What? You did bu**er all except ban people!
Yeah - Mawby taught me all I knew ;)
Does my toe need support? No bunions needing operations here!
:) Whats with you and toes tonight Faye ?
Cant wait till we get onto ankles.
Hah - we saw you offering to be here for her toe!
I hope random people looking for 'toe action' aren't going to find a link to this site now. :d
I hope random people looking for 'toe action' aren't going to find a link to this site now. :d
Hey, I'm doing a good service! they could be valuable members?! It makes a change from "I've got a Corsa 1.1 and am looking to upgrade to a singled Supra....."
Hah - we saw you offering to be here for her toe!
I'm sure this will all make sense toemorrow
RobSheffield
27-05-07, 23:02
I just stumbled onto this thread, should i leave for my own sanity before something bad happens?!
It's probably too late now - I'm sober and I'm here! :(
Suprised we havent seen any corny jokes yet.
Hey, I'm doing a good service! they could be valuable members?! It makes a change from "I've got a Corsa 1.1 and am looking to upgrade to a singled Supra....."
I'm sure this will all make sense toemorrow
It's probably too late now - I'm sober and I'm here! :(
:rlol:
glad i stayed in now - this threads making it all worth it!!
Suprised we havent seen any corny jokes yet.
So am I. Easily fixed......
Once upon a time there were three little bunny rabbits, Foot, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot, and they were outside playing. All of a sudden, Foot grabs his head and says, "I'm really sick, I think I'm gonna die."
So, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot run into the house and say, "Mama come quick, Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."
She says, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go and get the doctor."
So they go to the doctor and say, Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."
Doctor says, "I'll be there as soon as I can."
Well, the doctor wasn't in time and Foot died, so they buried him. And Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot just sat around the house and moped. Finally, Mama said, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go outside and play. Foot's dead and that's all there is to it."
Well, while they're outside playing, all of a sudden, Foot-Foot grabs his head and says, "Foot-Foot-Foot I'm sick just like Foot was and I think I'm gonna die."
So Foot-Foot-Foot runs into the house and says, "Mama come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and I think he's gonna die."
She said, "Well, Foot-Foot-Foot, you run and go get the doctor."
So Foot-Foot-Foot run and got the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and we think he's gonna die."
And the doctor says, "Well, I'll be there as soon as I can."
And Foot-Foot-Foot says, "Well, you better be quicker than you were last time because we've already got one Foot in the grave."
So am I. Easily fixed......
Once upon a time there were three little bunny rabbits, Foot, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot, and they were outside playing. All of a sudden, Foot grabs his head and says, "I'm really sick, I think I'm gonna die."
So, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot run into the house and say, "Mama come quick, Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."
She says, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go and get the doctor."
So they go to the doctor and say, Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot's sick and we think he's gonna die."
Doctor says, "I'll be there as soon as I can."
Well, the doctor wasn't in time and Foot died, so they buried him. And Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot just sat around the house and moped. Finally, Mama said, "Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot you go outside and play. Foot's dead and that's all there is to it."
Well, while they're outside playing, all of a sudden, Foot-Foot grabs his head and says, "Foot-Foot-Foot I'm sick just like Foot was and I think I'm gonna die."
So Foot-Foot-Foot runs into the house and says, "Mama come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and I think he's gonna die."
She said, "Well, Foot-Foot-Foot, you run and go get the doctor."
So Foot-Foot-Foot run and got the doctor and said, "Doctor, doctor, come quick. Foot-Foot's sick just like Foot was and we think he's gonna die."
And the doctor says, "Well, I'll be there as soon as I can."
And Foot-Foot-Foot says, "Well, you better be quicker than you were last time because we've already got one Foot in the grave."
Nicely corny :)
RobSheffield
27-05-07, 23:22
Nice one Ewen ;)
Sorry to jump into this one so late but I think everyone has missed a very big point here about the shoes....
Is it me or do women (especially mine) have the need to have a matching handbag and belt?? And it just can't be green, each shade of green has to match the other, then there has to be the necklace etc to match all that shite?? :blink:
I mean whats it all about? YES, my fiance will all admit those stupid open toe'd, huge heel'd things kill her feet and she bitches and moans when she gets home but she will still wear them, and even buy another pair the same that are a slightly different colour!:search:
nice title and good read !!:D
Sorry to jump into this one so late but I think everyone has missed a very big point here about the shoes....
Is it me or do women (especially mine) have the need to have a matching handbag and belt?? And it just can't be green, each shade of green has to match the other, then there has to be the necklace etc to match all that shite?? :blink:
I mean whats it all about? YES, my fiance will all admit those stupid open toe'd, huge heel'd things kill her feet and she bitches and moans when she gets home but she will still wear them, and even buy another pair the same that are a slightly different colour!:search:
Have you seen Amelda's collection next door?? Ben convinced her to throw out 25 pairs.... she still has 75-odd
i have a stinking hangover, and i am sitting here wondering wtf is happening here:search:
Green Peace
28-05-07, 06:27
i have a stinking hangover, and i am sitting here wondering wtf is happening here:search:
Its raining thats whats happening:d
I just checked in for the foot fetish stuff:eyebrows: :p
:blink: who changed my tittle
:blink: who changed my tittleI did.
:blink: who changed my tittle
No harm done Jazzy, your tittle just had some tattle added.
I wonder how Faye's head is this morning. :)
its cool:d thought someone hacked my account
I wonder how Faye's head is this morning. :)
Absolutely fine, i have the constitution of an Ox :)
That seems entirely sensible. Although I think you should define "few". ;)
4. But actually I forgot to include my timberlands and my horse/dog/mud boots too :)
4. But actually I forgot to include my timberlands and my horse/dog/mud boots too :)
I must have your quota then, I've got a pair of walking boots, 3 pairs of catapiller boots, 3 pairs of black 'smart' boots, 1 pair of smart shoes for weddings/court appearances, 1 pair of casual loafer things, a pair of tan smart boots, a pair of black trainers, 4 pairs of white trainers plus another large box full of shoes/boots/trainers in the loft.
Is this like an equal and opposite kinda thing?
I must have your quota then, I've got a pair of walking boots, 3 pairs of catapiller boots, 3 pairs of black 'smart' boots, 1 pair of smart shoes for weddings/court appearances, 1 pair of casual loafer things, a pair of tan smart boots, a pair of black trainers, 4 pairs of white trainers plus another large box full of shoes/boots/trainers in the loft.
Are you a girl? :p ;)
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