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Green Peace
10-05-07, 15:54
:(
Cant do drugs coz they are dangerous and you might enjoy them, cant shag coz you might catch something so have to wear condoms, cant drive a fast car...and now this!!!!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210566,00.html
The Golden age of being a bloke is obviously over now...may as well go out and top ourselves:(
this is 2007.and thats a taste of things to cum.:d
oh dear lord. just as well my gf doesn't read the sun eh....i barely get it as it is!!
I don't believe any of this type of sh!t that is written in the press!:blink: How have they come (oops) up with those figures!!
Although it is good to know that my wife will be safe......:D
H.
toyotasuprauk
10-05-07, 16:04
Why can’t they make up stories that encourage these things rather than deter them?
^^HAHA, I can see the headline tomorrow "Oral Sex - A Must to stop all cancers"
Green Peace
10-05-07, 16:10
oh dear lord. just as well my gf doesn't read the sun eh....i barely get it as it is!!
PMSL:d
It must be a load of cock and balls coz if it were true some of my female friends (and couple of my male friends too ;) ) would be dead by now looking at those probability figures:p
It must be a load of cock and balls coz if it were true some of my female friends would be dead by now looking at those probability figures:p
where you from again mate? :d
Is it me, or does the female doctor in the photo look ever so slightly too smug about it?
Interesting how it has a female doctors picture, I've heard of going to lengths not to put out, but spending grant money on it??
I told the misses she is only in danger if she doesn't swallow :D
I will volunteer myself for testing purposes, of course its all for research :D
I will volunteer myself for testing purposes, of course its all for research :D
so you planning to spit or swolllow? :p
:(
Cant do drugs coz they are dangerous and you might enjoy them, cant shag coz you might catch something so have to wear condoms, cant drive a fast car...and now this!!!!!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210566,00.html
The Golden age of being a bloke is obviously over now...may as well go out and top ourselves:(
So, Greenie - just how worried are you about getting throat cancer?
:d
So, Greenie - just how worried are you about getting throat cancer?
:d
:rlol: class! :D
Looks like you don't have a problem if you're monogamous.
Stevie Boy
10-05-07, 17:30
Well a least giving her a good facial is in her best interest now!:d
Although i'm sure they'll be conducting research into making a mess on her face as possibly causing skin cancer............
.......in addition to temporary blindness which is already a proven fact!:innocent:
it could get worse, you could be a eunuch
it could get worse, you could be a eunuch
Hey, I'd rather be a eunuch than have my balls removed!!:)
H.
unlucky guys :p
like it will stop some people though, from the looks of the women in the article i doubt it will effect her anyway :blink:
Hey, I'd rather be a eunuch than have my balls removed!!:)
H.
From what I can work out, it's pretty much the same thing... it's all about "choosing" not to be either sex.
What ever floats your boat eh?
I don't believe any of this type of sh!t that is written in the press!:blink: How have they come (oops) up with those figures!!
Although it is good to know that my wife will be safe......:D
H.
Yer know that feeling, at this rate she will live for ever:D
From what I can work out, it's pretty much the same thing... it's all about "choosing" not to be either sex.
What ever floats your boat eh?
My post was meant to be a joke but you may have taught me something there. I thought Eunuch's just had no balls!!:blink:
H.
My post was meant to be a joke but you may have taught me something there. I thought Eunuch's just had no balls!!:blink:
H.
:d every day's a school day!
Some of them have the remains of various bits and bobs IIRC. I saw a program on channel 4 about a month ago and still feel sick now. Basically, they are the opposite of a wannabe.
:flasher:
Green Peace
10-05-07, 19:17
So, Greenie - just how worried are you about getting throat cancer?
:d
PMSL:eyebrows:
'How VERY Dare you:p '
Me and my Muvver have been cumming on MKIVsupra for 25 years...how VERY VERY DARE YOU:tongue: :blink:
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