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You would think after thousands and thousands of years the human body would have evolved enough for your internals to give your sphinxta enough warning that something big is coming out rather than tearing me a new arsehole trying to shit a coconut.
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mmmmm im really enjoying my breakfast!
wouldnt evolving so that we could fly or something be more fun though :D
You would think after thousands and thousands of years the human body would have evolved enough for your internals to give your sphinxta enough warning that something big is coming out rather than tearing me a new arsehole trying to shit a coconut.
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I saw one of those Sphinxta's when I went to Egypt!!:d
H.
mmmmm im really enjoying my breakfast!
wouldnt evolving so that we could fly or something be more fun though :D
Haven't you been watching the news? That IS happening!! There are people who can fly and heal faster and stuff!!!!
Or was that Heroes? :confused:
Lukeyboy2k
02-05-07, 09:14
It's threads like this that keep me coming back every day. :D
It's threads like this that keep me coming back every day. :D
Yep, Geneb's threads are becoming legendary!!:d
H.
think i may have torn something with that last dump got some serious burning going on must be them 6 burgers i ate at turbo fit and the 4 chicken wings
word of advice andy...slow down & take the bloody coconut out of the shell first.;) :D
And you are meant to eat the meat off the chicken wings only, not the bones too!
Sounds nasty !
word of advice andy...slow down & take the bloody coconut out of the shell first.;) :D
damn well after seeing your missus make that last coconut disappear i thought it must be easy:p :p :p
And you are meant to eat the meat off the chicken wings only, not the bones too!
Sounds nasty !
bugger thought the food was a bit tough:p
I blame God. He should have consulted with Adam and Eve to see if thier anal regions could shit out a coconut.
I blame God. He should have consulted with Adam and Eve to see if thier anal regions could shit out a coconut.
I'd love to comment but I won't.
Kittyclaws
02-05-07, 18:31
You would think after thousands and thousands of years the human body would have evolved enough for your internals to give your sphinxta enough warning that something big is coming out rather than tearing me a new arsehole trying to shit a coconut.
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LOL, reminds me of a joke, which is listed below (you could try the same as the monkey)
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?". "No. What did that stupid shit do this time?", says the patron. "Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little f#cker because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron. The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
Hahaha, just spotted this, that is funny as...
congrats you'v popped your cherry!
LOL, reminds me of a joke, which is listed below (you could try the same as the monkey)
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?". "No. What did that stupid shit do this time?", says the patron. "Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little f#cker because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron. The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
LOL PMSL:p :p
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