Toilet paper and road deaths

[lust2luv]

2 stories I've just read on the BBC new website:

Sheryl Crow calls for limit on loo paper: (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm)

"only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". :blink:
I hope she's only talking number ones!

Article on road deaths (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6583151.stm)

"It is estimated that road traffic crashes cause 1.2 million deaths, including those of 1,000 young people, every day."

Wow, that should combat the planet's population problems, we'll all be dead in the next 14 years or so.

:looney:

[Havard]

When I looked at this thread in the new posts menu, I actually thought that road deaths had been linked to toilet paper in some way!! :rolleyes:

Random thread!!

Oh and if Sheryl Crow wants to come out on a night on the pop with me, curry afterwards then I would pay £10k to watch her clean her arse with one square of bog roll.......:D

I am lucky if I can get clean with 20!! Have I gone too far??

H.

[Supragal]

Have I gone too far??



You? Never...

[Havard]

You? Never...

Cheers Rosie!!

H.

[RobSheffield]

I am lucky if I can get clean with 20!! Have I gone too far??

H.

:eek:

YES!!!!!

[Ark]

I do find myself wondering why campaigns like this get so much support in this country - we have some of the safest roads in the world, so why does blair go round touting this campaign? It's just not relevant to this country. And the bog-roll thing?!?! FFS!!! Any celebrity that spouts such utterly ill considered rubbish should be stripped of their fame for being so stupid.

[Mike]

Any celebrity that spouts such utterly ill considered rubbish should be stripped of their fame for being so stupid.

She's done that herself by releasing shit records her entire career.