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Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were.

The first mouse

slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one

on purpose and

as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times."

And, with that,

he slams another shot.

 

The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those

poison bait tablets,

cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he

slams another

shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."

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