Joke!!

[turbonut]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
>free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against
>marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
>pig just to get a little sausage.
>
>Men are like....
>
>1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
>
>2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
>
>3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>
>4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>
>5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
>right for your hips.
>
>6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
>say.
>
>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
>off!
>
>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
>to mature.
>
>9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
>emotion.
>
>10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
>while.
>
>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,
>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>
>12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
>
>13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

:innocent: :yes: lolx

[Supragaz]

Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it :p :p :D

[turbonut]

Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it :p :p :D

:yeahthat: Just to let you know we gals have got you guys sussed....:p

[Dragonlady]

Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it :p :p :D

See you are living up to at least one of them then......

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

:rlol: