View Full Version : Club Competition #2
!!! THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED !!!
(Winning member was markymark (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?p=1280131&highlight=winner#post1280131))
As part payment for the Custom Lights (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=60528) trader renewal fee Jon has offered a set of refurbished head lights (http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g151/combijon/StandardRefurb.jpg) (worth around £115) as a prize for a club member. Given the success of the last Small Club Competition (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=83867) I have decided we should do it again. Therefore the club is going to give these away to one lucky member. To be in with a chance of winning this prize all you need to do is reply to this thread!
:trophy:
To win the prize you simply need to be the person who posts reply x to this thread, x being a secret number only the super moderators know. However, there are some rules to this competition. Nothing too complicated but they will hopefully make the competition fair.
:rulez:
This competition is only open to paid up club members.
This competition is NOT open to any of the traders, moderators or any relatives of moderators.
After you have posted to this thread you MUST wait for at least 5 other members to post after you before you may post again. If you break this rule then you will be disqualified.
In the event that someone who is disqualified or not entitled to the prize happens to post reply x, the prize will be given to the next poster as long as they are entitled to enter and have not also been disqualified.
No cash alternative will be offered for the prize.
We reserve the right to cancel this competition at any time without warning or reason.
Our decision is final.
:salute:
Now I appreciate that there maybe some of you thinking “Yeah right he’ll just give it to whoever he wants, there isn’t really a fixed winning number”. In order to prevent any such accusations I have taken a small screen shot of the forum and outlined a number on that screen shot. This number is the winning number. I have uploaded this screen shot to the moderators section and it will be moved into the public domain when we announce the winner. For authenticity purposes I have ensured this screen shot has a date stamp showing on it, and that date stamp is “08-02-07 13:22”.
:secret:
In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high - it is somewhere between 1000 and 1500.
So bearing in mind the 5 posts rule, get replying and good luck!
:ecstatic:
This competition is sponsored by Custom Lights (http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=60528)
Can Events Mods enter as we can't see the section you are on about?
Can Events Mods enter as we can't see the section you are on about?I don't see why not. (Remember the 5 post rule before replying again)
Whitesupraboy2
23-02-07, 11:25
Im gutted Im a mod I wouldnt mind these and to top it off I dont even know the number as im not a super mod :cry: I feel unwanted from all angles. :D
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 11:26
post
Do posts from Mods and those otherwise not eligible count toward the five posts rule?
You do realise that this is just going to be the biggest thread full o' nonsense yet if we are to reach 1000 posts plus?
Sounds good, me like freebies!
I should have one it last time:tongue:
Do posts from Mods and those otherwise not eligible count toward the five posts rule?Yes they do. The rule is only there to stop people continously spamming the thread in an attempt to win.
You do realise that this is just going to be the biggest thread full o' nonsense yet if we are to reach 1000 posts plus?Yes I know, but then mallets mallet is just the same but you don't get the chance to win anything with that.
im in (must remember the 5 post rule though!!)
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 11:48
2nd
see you in a few posts time.
I enjoyed this last time, it gave me something to do.
I suppose I may as well help you along the way
R3DG3CKO ROB
23-02-07, 11:55
sounds good :) I'm desperate for a set of these lights!!!
mikeyb10supra
23-02-07, 11:57
was after a set so fingers crossed :)
was just going to do the blah blah blah thing
Are these headlights for whatever model you have? ie Facelift ot non face lift? UK etc?
H.
I wanted to do other things now I have to stay to win:sly: .
Are these headlights for whatever model you have? ie Facelift ot non face lift? UK etc?I am pretty sure they are as-per the photo, but I will double check.
Are these headlights for whatever model you have? ie Facelift ot non face lift? UK etc?
H.
Good question?
Good question?
Was bound to be! It was one of mine!!:p
H.
Would anyone like to take this thread as an opportunity to wish my girlfriend a Happy Birthday?
That'll help the post count.
wow its like a digital pass the parcel
Free :bump:
...and for all those that don't win, you could always buy a brand new set instead :D
http://mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=98432
:angrymod: :run: :hide: :ban:
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 12:18
Happy Birthday Girlfriend of RedM.
I hear Dire straights and Chris rea are forming a band together.
They will be known as Chris Straights.
:conf:
be good to see what topic this thread ends up on....
Would anyone like to take this thread as an opportunity to wish my girlfriend a Happy Birthday?
That'll help the post count.
Nope :d
Eat my shorts.
Are they clean?
be good to see what topic this thread ends up on....
Either bum sex or poo!!
Eat my shorts.
I prefer french knickers, but ok. :search:
i have to enter, as i need a third set :D
Are they clean?
Slightly soiled.
Slightly soiled.
Thank God that Ed isn't around at the moment! :blink:
Rob Dublin
23-02-07, 12:28
Punt.
Just realised I can insult someone and they will have to wait 5 replies to reply back could be a long argument :d
Slightly soiled.
Does anyone want a half eaten ham and tomato baguette? I sort of dont fancy it anymore.
Just realised I can insult someone and they will have to wait 5 replies to reply back could be a long argument :d
i hate you :p
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 12:30
Just realised I can insult someone and they will have to wait 5 replies to reply back could be a long argument :d
Could quite easily get someone disqualified if they're not careful I reckon.
Only a fool breaks the 5 post rule!!:d
What's going on here then?
Does anyone want a half eaten ham and tomato baguette? I sort of dont fancy it anymore.
I find some people can hand out the disgusting thoughts but can't take them so well. :d
man this threads moving quick!!
I find some people can hand out the disgusting thoughts but can't take them so well. :d
I can take 'em never have any though :innocent:
Pork sandwich for lunch :)
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 12:37
I think I'll have to stay in tonight just to stay in the thread.
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 12:37
Umm, yes please.
I've got crabs!!
Thats a miracle how you manage that using someones towel again :d
Does anyone know what the weather is going to be like over the weekend?
I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!!
off to bribe a super mod, everyone has a price ;)
i have to go and clean out mcdonalds flooded basement. its flooded with water and fat again.
i have to go and clean out mcdonalds flooded basement. its flooded with water and fat again.
Ahh a visit to McDonalds makes your day
I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!!
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says....
It's annoying not being allowed to win these. Mainly because I know the exact number so it'd be easy :rlol:
I wonder why I'm not allowed to enter
-Ian
The Hyundai Tiburon is a sport compact coupe produced by Hyundai since 1996
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says....
Do you know how to drive this thing?
that's me disqualified
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 12:45
I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of.....
I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!!
Hows this one....
The Letter...
Dear David.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
And The Reply...
Dear Ex-Wife, Or Susan.
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch football so much to try and drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had that new negligee on because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed £50 from me that morning and your negligee was £49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had won ten million pounds on the National Lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my 'oh, so loving brother' was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of.....
a fair few
I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of.....
Shed loads, I am supposed to be loading griefed out prices for one of our clients but I cannot see it happening now :)
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 12:46
yellow lights
A newbie girly gets faster posts than this
Actually as I can't win anyway, I can post as much as I like.
I flaunt Mawby's rules! Muhahahah.
Admit it, you are all jealous of my spamming powers.
-Ian
Yes sir. Jealous. All of you.
Man goes into a pub with his dog. Landlord asks the bloke can he stroke the dog and whats his name. The guys says yeah you can stroke him and his name if Porky!!
Why do you call him Porky? Asks the landlord.
The guys replies - Cos he fu*ks pigs!!
H.
tooquicktostop
23-02-07, 12:47
Off to turbofit for the 6 speed conversion so this must be the winner as I dont have time to post again !! ;)
It's annoying not being allowed to win these. Mainly because I know the exact number so it'd be easy :rlol:
I wonder why I'm not allowed to enter
-Ian
So it's already been decided?
Is this club turning into the Richard and Judy show??
:d
this is my 3rd post now.....
who will be first to make a mistake and be booted out
So it's already been decided?
Well... yes... As clearly details in Mawby's initial post...
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 12:49
going to put some dinner on now
So it's already been decided?
Is this club turning into the Richard and Judy show??
:d
I'm guessing its not post 95 or 96 :d
"Now I appreciate that there maybe some of you thinking “Yeah right he’ll just give it to whoever he wants, there isn’t really a fixed winning number”. In order to prevent any such accusations I have taken a small screen shot of the forum and outlined a number on that screen shot. This number is the winning number. I have uploaded this screen shot to the moderators section and it will be moved into the public domain when we announce the winner. For authenticity purposes I have ensured this screen shot has a date stamp showing on it, and that date stamp is “08-02-07 13:22”. "
For those XX chromosomes amongst us ;)
-Ian
Jspec Germany
23-02-07, 12:51
Can I get some glass lights?
tooquicktostop
23-02-07, 12:51
I really am leaving now !
Well... yes... As clearly details in Mawby's initial post...
What, you're asking me to read now too?
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 12:52
I hope the 1000th post doesn't happen before 8pm. I've got my 6 month review......then a really long dull company meeting.
how long is this going on for?
Think I'm going to get disqualified!! I don't think Jon has any facelifts in anyway!!
H.
who will be first to make a mistake and be booted out
also the offender will buggered into next month by a mistery guest
Jspec Germany
23-02-07, 12:53
Glass please
how long is this going on for?
How long is a piece of string ????
How long is a piece of string ????
middle to the end x2:)
2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"
tooquicktostop
23-02-07, 12:56
i have put them on e bay already so fingers crossed
Cannot focus on anything else but this thread.......
You are all a bunch of vultures :innocent:
No point posting yet as we're only on 129 posts.
Damn.
Cannot focus on anything else but this thread.......
If I win these then thats your birthday present sorted :)
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 12:59
true animal, long way to go yet!
You are all a bunch of vultures :innocent:
And proud of it too :d
how long is this going on for?The last competition took about 5 hours to be won, with a higher value this time hopefully it will last until this evening so everyone gets a chance to enter.
(By everyone I mean it has been running long enough for the daily forum visitors to realise it exists and chose to participate if they want to)
I'm sure if we give it 110% and do our best we can have this sucker licked before evening.
Can you tell i'm bored in work......now post people god dammit!
G
dammit lunch time is over and i've gotta do some work now!
Check back in in an hour or two
I am at home in bed and meant to be of work sick. This thread had perked me up somewhat!!:D
H.
The last competition took about 5 hours to be won, with a higher value this time hopefully it will last until this evening so everyone gets a chance to enter.
(By everyone I mean it has been running long enough for the daily forum visitors to realise it exists and chose to participate if they want to)
That has shed some "light" on the matter :d
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 13:02
多久是华人。:confused:
That has shed some "light" on the matter :d
:rolleyes: :d
ah I understand now. I am thick
ah I understand now. I am thick
Yep!!:d
well maybe another 5 min!
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 13:05
Great idea! I'm in
Jspec Germany
23-02-07, 13:06
I forgot to ask, do these come with HIDs installed?
Great idea! I'm in
Post whore
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
tooquicktostop
23-02-07, 13:08
Greg I may be running late !
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 13:09
Post whore
Who me??? nooooo never :d
Thats me in again :)
spidermonkey
23-02-07, 13:09
have i won :p
must turn the instant email notification off for this thread - doh!!!
Are things getting better in Ipswich's red light district?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFS0xl4_LAA
Jspec Germany
23-02-07, 13:10
Will you deliver them?
Is this the post x. Pls let it be ;)
I know this is the winning number
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 13:14
My last post for a while - I want to slow it down a little.
Will you deliver them?Yes they will be delivered
Which colour apples - green or red?
In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high - it is somewhere between 1000 and 1500.
I know this is the winning number
:rolleyes:
:p
Which colour apples - green or red?
got to be green, the red ones are soft and tatse of nothing
Is it tea, bread, beans or crisps that we love most?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mvrFHcgsc (NWS language)
got to be green, the red ones are soft and tatse of nothing
I agree, red ones are rubbish
people people people.... how can any of these be the winning posts?
quote from the rules etc in the first post:
"In order to allow this competition to run on for more than few hours we have chosen a winning number which is quite high - it is somewhere between 1000 and 1500."
:p
This isn't one of the most random threads ever is it ??
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 13:23
IF THIS POST WINS. GIVE THE LIGHTS TO MAX.
He needs them more than me.
He told the Sun he was in a gang called Benchill Mad Dogs and regularly smokes cannabis and takes cocaine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4d7PUsFr2M
gettingn there, how long is this comp running?
you can all stop now as this must be the x post. I feel it. :)
spidermonkey
23-02-07, 13:23
boing
we need to get there though
Got a while to go yet before the post count reaches 1000......
Like my new avatar?
Do you lot reckon I could get an hours kip before we get to 1000 posts??
H.
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 13:24
anyone for Max ;)
IF THIS POST WINS. GIVE THE LIGHTS TO MAX.
He needs them more than me.
811 to go before the fun starts :)
AM I the only one who thinks Suzy Dent is fit ???
ill be back in approx 807 posts :)
Do we really have to endure another 800 posts where people wrongly thing they are in with a chance of winning?
Once again..
we have chosen a winning number which is quite high - it is somewhere between 1000 and 1500
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY (NWS language again)
Would anyone DO Lilly Allen? You'd have to be sober too!!
Would anyone DO Lilly Allen? You'd have to be sober too!!
If she begged :d
need it to get to 1000 before I finish work
i don't have a supe just now but what the hell :d
Ex-Smiths singer Morrissey will have no involvement in this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YczYC2yHTM&
Would anyone DO Lilly Allen? You'd have to be sober too!!
Any money in it ;)
eee god this is going slowly
indeed they should.
Shoot!
Big wave surf. Bloody huge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2vkwy2vdP4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efhm%2Ecom%2Fsite%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2Easpx%3FID%3D15385
Okay - let's help speed things up a bit here.
THE PUNISHER
23-02-07, 13:43
1st:)
The annual charge will apply to "low-usage" customers; including people who do not use their cards at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1o2wAWOfKw
I need some lights pls!!! :d
Oh dear god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSatsUpFX8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efhm%2Ecom%2Fsite%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2Easpx%3FID%3D13814
Does anyone have a pair of Walkers Ears yet?
Hey Lucas, get your own "thing", I'm the random Youtube man!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
The growing shortage of skilled workers - can we fix it?
999 springs to flush down, 999 springs........
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 13:50
Kachow!!
http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2006/03/06/212551.1-lg.jpg
Hey Lucas, get your own "thing", I'm the random Youtube man!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
The growing shortage of skilled workers - can we fix it?
Ah damn had some really good ones to.
Am I going to have to dig out all my one-liners from the last compo?
how long is this thread gona go on for till theres a winner?
how long is this thread gona go on for till theres a winner?
REPOST
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"
Lucas, I'm joking, just do your thing :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyvGRu93G8
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster,
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
go on let me post one more youtube vid.
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 13:58
http://www.lewiskit.com/images/Big%20Fat%20Hariy%20Arse.jpg
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
i wonder if i can get these 'rare' headlights worked into the front of my Audi 80 when i win them :sly:
REPOST
soory but didnt wana waste an hour or two reading 16 pages
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 14:02
Mark, why do you always sit on your own at dinner? :search:
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/forrest_gump/tom_hanks/gump2.jpg
Please don't ask me to defend
The shamefull lowlands
Of the way I'm drifting
Gloomily through time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpuhVLBhkc
Lucas, JFDI!! FTW!! YMMV!!!
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