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RobSheffield
23-02-07, 22:56
Dont know what to do here, so erm, just posting anyway ;)
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 22:59
If it runs all the way up to 1500 at least we're over half way!
is anyone else disqualified yet apart from H?
is anyone else disqualified yet apart from H?
I think UK-Rich got himself disqualified a fair few pages back, but I could be wrong
you lot will be up all night
I still haven't had my question answered.
I still haven't had my question answered.
Me neither! Can't remember your question though sorry!
im in the bad club
Me Too!!
Back from the Bed!! Can't sleep. May aswell muck about in a competition that I am now disqualified from!!:D
H.
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 23:07
51 pages and still not at 1000 but getting there!
what was yours
Mine was about headunits cos I need to replace my failing stock one!
Ever the cynic......there is nothing stopping mawby editing the database directly to make the number be whatever he wants without it showing as anything being edited or changed right?
:D
Are we nearly there yet
Are we nearly there yet
Are we nearly there yet
How much is an xboxlive subscription for the 360? I'm a bit out of touch nowadays.
£30 squids a year for gold still.
Mine was about headunits cos I need to replace my failing stock one!
replace it !
Ever the cynic......there is nothing stopping mawby editing the database directly to make the number be whatever he wants without it showing as anything being edited or changed right?
:D
i give up then ;)
why dont we all vote who should win it?
Is this a legitimate opportunity to post whore then, or will Lee delete the thread afterwards ??
Whilst I'm disqualified, does anybody know of a decent double din dvd, mp3 cd player that is dead good and not that expensive!!
H.
im not bothered, but if the thread was to go, does your post count reset to before hand
Whilst I'm disqualified, does anybody know of a decent double din dvd, mp3 cd player that is dead good and not that expensive!!
H.
how did you manage that then Paul ?
RobSheffield
23-02-07, 23:16
Anyone tell me what i need to do to try to win?
Whilst I'm disqualified, does anybody know of a decent double din dvd, mp3 cd player that is dead good and not that expensive!!
H.
i went looking at new head units yesterday, shit they are a load of cash
how did you manage that then Paul ?
he got bored and wanted to go to bed,bet yet hes back again! lol
Anyone tell me what i need to do to try to win?
its a well kept secret, post between 1000-1500 to win
Anyone tell me what i need to do to try to win?
just need to have a post numbered between 1000 and 1500.
to actually win you need to have the post that matches the number Mawby is thinking of
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=180087262318&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=008
im going to go and have a look at this tomorrow morning (favour for a mate)
how did you manage that then Paul ?
Did a bit of Uk Rich machine gun posting to get myself out!!
Went to bed but kept thinking about those lights!! Hmmmmm!Shame they won't even fit my car!!:rolleyes:
H.
that Fiat looks erm interesting :blink:
does the post count change due to the disqualified people still posting?
does the post count change due to the disqualified people still posting?
i'm hurt
Keep it going guys, someone could still win this today :D
Ever the cynic......there is nothing stopping mawby editing the database directly to make the number be whatever he wants without it showing as anything being edited or changed right?
:D
Didnt he say that he has a printscreen shot showing the post number that will win? :)
replace it !
You're as much use as a solar powered torch :p
does the post count change due to the disqualified people still posting?
Sod off Al, I'm on a mission!!:p
what is the problem with it then
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=180087262318&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=008
im going to go and have a look at this tomorrow morning (favour for a mate)
:rlol:
Keep it going guys, someone could still win this today :D
potatoes
This time I am definitely off to bed. We are over the 800 mark.
My work here is done!! Badly!!:p
H.
Sod off Al, I'm on a mission!!:p
i know!!!thought you were goin to bed
Didnt he say that he has a printscreen shot showing the post number that will win? :)
You're as much use as a solar powered torch :p
um.......and? lol - I'll make a screenshot that shows you declaring your undying love for me if you want..means nothing.
I know lee is being honest about it, I was just playing devil's advocate.
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 23:31
repost
Chris and Alana
23-02-07, 23:32
:nana: :nana:
i know!!!thought you were goin to bed
:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :zzz: :zzz: :lazy:
lmao - you lot are mental.
Good luck to the final poster, I'm going to bed.
RobSheffield
23-02-07, 23:33
If one already has facelift lights, and he wins, then what?!
um.......and? lol - I'll make a screenshot that shows you declaring your undying love for me if you want..means nothing.
I know lee is being honest about it, I was just playing devil's advocate.
I'd prefer it if you didn't. I'm not drunk enough for those sorts of confessions ;)
Isn't it more the creation date that gives it away or can you alter them too? As you can tell, I'm highly skilled with a computer :d
Chris and Alana
23-02-07, 23:35
:fight: :fight: :hunter: :sos:
If one already has facelift lights, ando ne wins, then what?!
Don't ask complicated questions Rob. That is the main reason I got myself disqualified too!!
:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :zzz: :zzz: :lazy:
youll be back,you cant keep away
:wakeup:
im off to bed so this is the last flurry
youll be back,you cant keep away
:wakeup:
You may be right there mate!! Just noticed Braveheart is on Sky Movies 2!!
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm!!!
H.
tennis
Christ Rich, how fast are you!!
Chris and Alana
23-02-07, 23:40
:whaasup: its :party:for the :flasher:
You may be right there mate!! Just noticed Braveheart is on Sky Movies 2!!
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm!!!
H.
:duel: look for this in the background when there fighting.
my mates uncle is the irish guy in that film,"its my ireland"
:duel: look for this in the background when there fighting.
my mates uncle is the irish guy in that film,"its my ireland"
Are you having a laugh Al? Steven is my favourite character!
Autographs please!!
H.
im serious mate,my mate was in the army based here with me,i dint believe him till i saw the photos and met him at a sqn piss up,
mental bloke,funny as hell
Supra ST Myster
23-02-07, 23:48
me three
im serious mate,my mate was in the army based here with me,i dint believe him till i saw the photos and met him at a sqn piss up,
mental bloke,funny as hell
Are you telling me that David O'Hara is your mate? As in the one who was in Prime Suspect etc
H.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Are you telling me that David O'Hara is your mate? As in the one who was in Prime Suspect etc
H.
hes not my mate,his nephew is,i only met him the once
Is Muffin The Mule an arrestable offence?
Depends if he is consenting
RobSheffield
23-02-07, 23:58
Paul, go to bed :p
hes not my mate,his nephew is,i only met him the once
Thats good enough, get me an autograph! Or better still invite him round to ours for a piss up!!
I did a cracker last year. I went to my cousins wedding, I don't see her that much probably about every two years or so. I had been at her wedding all day and it was only as I was walking out with my sleeping son over my shoulder I noticed a guy who looked exactly like Paddy McGuiness!
Found out the following day that it was actually him and that he lives near my cousin and they have been friends for years!!
What a plank I am!!
H.
Paul, go to bed :p
Oi Sheffield, I'll go to bed when my wife tells me to!!:p
Do you know the Muffin Man?
The one who lives on Drury Lane??
Thats good enough, get me an autograph! Or better still invite him round to ours for a piss up!!
I did a cracker last year. I went to my cousins wedding, I don't see her that much probably about every two years or so. I had been at her wedding all day and it was only as I was walking out with my sleeping son over my shoulder I noticed a guy who looked exactly like Paddy McGuiness!
Found out the following day that it was actually him and that he lives near my cousin and they have been friends for years!!
What a plank I am!!
H.
gutted,could of been your claim to fame
RobSheffield
24-02-07, 00:06
Sell me your Recaros Merckx :)
Merckx has commited competitive suicide!!:(
I want to see how quickly it goes from 1000 and up before I go to bed.
Bryan Ferry on at 11.15 - BBC1 :)
Merckx has commited competitive suicide!!:(
I really need to go to bed and commit Mexican suicide!!
http://www.rock-grotto.co.uk/bryanferry2002/bryan.jpg
Merckx has commited competitive suicide!!:(
so did you,before and after you went to bed...........the 1st time then the 2nd time
:p
so did you,before and after you went to bed...........the 1st time then the 2nd time
:p
You can't keep a good man down! Or me for that matter!!:D
Theres only 6 people watching....this could take a while!
Lukeyboy2k
24-02-07, 00:15
blister
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:17
Have i won?
this goin so slow........................................
why the hell did they choose 1000-1500 posts,its all just spam
RobSheffield
24-02-07, 00:18
I really need to go to bed and commit Mexican suicide!!
You quoted yourself? thats a new low you have hit ;)
:p
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
LOL :D
Is a torrent download speed of 1kb/s any good, it's says there's 4days left. :d
You quoted yourself? thats a new low you have hit ;)
:p
well what would do you expect from h..........:d only kidding
how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?????
two,but how the fu*k do they get in there
im bored....
Brian Ferry :love:
He's 62, I bet he dyes his hair. :)
Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Damn, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mum sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"
Theres only 6 people watching....this could take a while!
Sooo close to the race starting too.... ;)
10 watching now.. get posting people :D
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:26
:tongue:
He's 62, I bet he dyes his hair. :)
Who cares, he's hot. Grey hair is sexy anyway.
not long now and well hit the 1000 post mark.....
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:28
:sos:
without having to read through 60 odd pages, am i missing something with the spam?
is h still here or he gone to bed this time?
is h still here or he gone to bed this time?
Mike won't let me watch Brian Ferry. :(
RobSheffield
24-02-07, 00:31
Who cares, he's hot. Grey hair is sexy anyway.
My dad said thanks ;)
is h still here or he gone to bed this time?
He was still here until a few mins ago!
just over 70 posts to go and we still wont be any closer to finding out whos won
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:33
Nowt wrong with the odd grey hairs,i look like George Clooney.
im tired! wanna reach atleast 1000 before going bed though.
George Clooney is yuk. *pukes*
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at thesky and tell me what you see"
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars"
"What does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful clear day tomorrow. What does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, some bastard has stolen our tent"
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:37
im tired! wanna reach atleast 1000 before going bed though.
Same as,up at 4 for work
im bored.
Peter Kay is on Channel4 now though.
Chorley FM. :)
"Coming in your ears"
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:39
End the comp please,i need to go to bed,work at 5am.
naa not bored. Multi tasking
"Coming in your ears"
where the listeners come first
Terminator
24-02-07, 00:40
Bloopers soap is real good!
im bored.
Peter Kay is on Channel4 now though.
So he is, I haven't seen this before...
RobSheffield
24-02-07, 00:40
16 folks watching :p
Lukeyboy2k
24-02-07, 00:40
naa not bored. Multi tasking
"surfing for porn at the same time"
"surfing for porn at the same time"
That could work :rolleyes:
I don't think it's be going to be much more exciting when it gets to 1000. :(
im just waiting for that cr*p most haunted to finish,so i can go to bed with the missus
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:42
Please let it be around the 1,000 post mark and not 2,000 or i'm going to work on no sleep.:wakeup:
Repost!
Actually if you check it is two different pictures ;)
Ermmmm, I've run out of things to say.
Please let it be around the 1,000 post mark and not 2,000 or i'm going to work on no sleep.:wakeup:
Its between 1000 1500
moistfinger
24-02-07, 00:43
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Ermmmm, I've run out of things to say.
That must be a first
If that doesn't get a response, nothing will
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:44
Its between 1000 1500
Thank god for that,at least i'm guaranteed about 3 hours sleep.
Please let it be around the 1,000 post mark and not 2,000 or i'm going to work on no sleep.:wakeup:
Only the ones from 1000 to 1500 count. :)
I don't think it's be going to be much more exciting when it gets to 1000. :(
yeah it will be exciting,its between 1000 and 1500 so everyone will post and see if they win
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooo
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
never thought this would get of the ground http://www.metacafe.com/watch/440819/top_gear_shuttle_launch_aka_the_new_car_bomb/
That must be a first
If that doesn't get a response, nothing will
Are you saying I talk too much? :p
Actually if you check it is two different pictures ;)
A mere technicality! ;)
paul ashton
24-02-07, 00:46
Only the ones from 1000 to 1500 count. :)
Thank god for that,i'll keep posting to get it up.
Is it possible for someone who's been disqualified to still post after 1000! :blink:
Some 48 people are reported to be injured after a train derails and slides down an embankment in Cumbria.
moistfinger
24-02-07, 00:47
Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
woohoo 1000ish. everyone can go bed! lool
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