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Taking it some of the pilots did not walk away from them crashes then. Nasty.
Ok heres someone with no bones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL5zbmNlNh8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efhm%2Ecom%2Fsite%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2Easpx%3FID%3D13857
At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Luke - stop it with the youtube links!
:)
http://www.lewiskit.com/images/Big%20Fat%20Hariy%20Arse.jpg
LMAO
"Let me just get into character"....
"I am McBain" :)
http://www.perkel.com/arrest/mcbain.gif
There is a loooooooong way to go. ;)
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Ok one more then and will move onto something new. Maybe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL5zbmNlNh8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efhm%2Ecom%2Fsite%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2Easpx%3FID%3D13857
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 15:08
Helloooooo Ladies! ;)
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1158817222.jpg
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
http://www.sextoyhub.com/images/cock-pump.jpg
Ok this one is all f**cked up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BukAy_dko&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efhm%2Ecom%2Fsite%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2Easpx%3FID%3D13853
Blue flames on a Supra show a questionable taste and a judgement not to be trusted! ;) jk if you own one :d
full theme tune to tokio drift with some video clips,been looking for this for ages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p07GQhBdIPQ
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
My first car (only it was pea green)
http://www.pagine70.com/automobilialtre/images/Austin%20Allegro.jpg
Is this a repost?
52361
H.
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 15:13
This was performed in a staged environment by professionals!!!
http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg
http://www.zoobomb.org/albums/Archives/w00t.sized.jpg
No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he ?
The quickest way to a mans heart... is through his chest of course!
Has anyone noticed that most of the Top Gear videos have been taken from YouTube?
"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by British Broadcasting Corporation"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnYnLJgKgBw
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
http://www.thegalaxyreport.com/Images/w00t.JPG
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 15:22
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/43/300px-Chav.jpg
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could in fact - chuck wood?
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could in fact - chuck wood?
Repost!!
From about half an hour ago!!:rolleyes:
H.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 15:36
Check back and this is at 20 pages, how many pages will this go on for I wonder?
Repost!!
From about half an hour ago!!:rolleyes:
H.
Hahahah you think I have been reading any of this crap?... Oops I just did!
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 15:44
hmmmmm, interrrrresting....
http://poze-fun.topfun.ro/pictures/politice/large/poo10.jpg
http://imageshack.us]http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4949/badgersarsexf4.jpg[/URL]
Miles to go yet then. come on the 1000 post and onwards
Sponges live in the ocean. That cracks me up every time I think about it.
How much deeper would the sea be if they weren't there, I wonder?
i am supposed to be working :)
The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 15:58
They call him.......Crazy Face
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/adam8smart/crazy_face.jpg
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
this is more fun than work! am a bit worried about the pics daman has posted though!
Well this is growing nicely...
This could take a while.....
The overman...Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment.
Thats it, this is my last try as I got to go to work:tongue:
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Lucas - according to your sig, your car isn't here yet. If this compo is for a set of refurb headlights, how do you know if you need them yet? ;)
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 16:06
Arse
http://customtattoos.net/cheri02.jpg
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
BusinessObjects XI is the first and only business intelligence (BI) suite to deliver a complete set of BI capabilities: superior reporting, query and analysis, enterprise performance management (EPM), and enterprise information management (EIM). BusinessObjects XI helps you track performance, understand business drivers, and manage your business.
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5566/smellyfeetwn8.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1441/smellyfeet2dq0.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5566/smellyfeetwn8.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1441/smellyfeet2dq0.png (http://imageshack.us)
LOL! Those pictures are fantastic! :D
spidermonkey
23-02-07, 16:15
any news
Ballerinas always seem to be standing on their toes. Looks really painful and tricky to me. Can't help but wonder:
Why don't they just hire taller ballerinas instead?
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http://www.jamesgood.com/monkey/DrilledChilliBeef/DrilledChilliBeef.htm
BusinessObjects XI is the first and only business intelligence (BI) suite to deliver a complete set of BI capabilities: superior reporting, query and analysis, enterprise performance management (EPM), and enterprise information management (EIM). BusinessObjects XI helps you track performance, understand business drivers, and manage your business.
god bless SAP
yep - someone post something funny :)
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 16:25
http://projectebola.typepad.com/photos/goddamn_funny_pictures/ouch.jpg
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
http://vladivostok.dk/weblog/pic/Gummi-Bears.png
garetheves
23-02-07, 16:27
Replied.
http://www.stanford.edu/~talg/cartman.gif
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7188/knockersp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Your momma has a wooden leg with a kick stand
If the UK is a country of free speech, why do BT keep sending me these demands for money?
only about 7 hours to go at this rate
Ribenaberry
23-02-07, 16:33
Haven't posted for a while, posting now
I leave for a couple of hours and still nowhere near the 1000th post!
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/k/T/butters_Cartmans_Gift_400.jpg
ooh been trying to put the soop aside to get jon's refurbs done.....if i win this will be the time.
but then little chance as i'm only post 351 :(
Might be a bit "last month" but!!
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/3368/pic04940cc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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johnnyknox
23-02-07, 16:39
Anyone ever heard of pro seller?
http://www.blagger.com/db4/company_id/5521/companyname/Pro-Seller.html
They just called me regarding my S2000 for sale.
They have got 5 potential buyers!!!! and all I need to do is send them £100.....
what am I waiting for.....!
COCKS!!!!!!!!!!
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/O/T/sp901_Mr_Garrisons_Fancy_New_Vagina.jpg
I have a couple of buyers myself Stef and will let you have there names for just £50 ;)
It's all getting a bit desperate now.
It's all getting a bit desperate now.
It really is, and we're not even half way yet :(
Why not..
Has anyone been cought out by the 5 post rule yet?
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 16:50
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=123156836&MyToken=3553c520-51ef-41be-aaac-cbcc3c588959
what happens at the 1000th post? :blink:
what happens at the 1000th post? :blink:Any post after post 1000 may actually be the winning post.
Well, lets just see what happens next then!
The gestational period of a giraffe is 14 to 14.5 months
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 16:55
Who the hell is Stef?
crashoverride
23-02-07, 16:58
well here is my contrabution,
dont know a steff, and mmm 14 to 14.5 months for a giraffe long time
I had a massage from a lovely lady named Stef on monday! At a local spa :) oooh, she was good.
Well Stef from Neighbours is hot :)
http://www.hostmovie.com/
Who the hell is Stef?
You know who you are, you frickin loser :p
After all of this I am probably going to be out during the period of time when you can actually win :(
Bugger
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 17:03
You hate Mr Edberg?
http://www.geocities.com/edhead01us/celebrate.jpg
hohum, will make it home before a 1000
Estimates are that 80 percent of all nasal septums are off-center, a condition that is generally not noticed. A "deviated septum" occurs when the septum is severely shifted away from the midline. The most common symptom from a badly deviated or crooked septum is difficulty breathing through the nose. The symptoms are usually worse on one side, and sometimes actually occur on the side opposite the bend. In some cases the crooked septum can interfere with the drainage of the sinuses, resulting in repeated sinus infections.
I think I will wait till we get nearer to 1000 before i post.....:sly:
hmmmm :oops:
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 17:09
No not Mr Edberg
Mr Dennis Perhaps?
http://tviscrying.com/wp-content/images/StefanDennis1.jpg
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Stupid bint.
No not Mr Edberg
Stefan Dennis?? AKA that twat of neighbours?
I'm probably going to be out by the time this reaches 1000 and will probably miss out.
On the other hand, if I stay in instead and do actually win... I have facelift headlights.
Do we know if mawby got a reply as to which lights were on offer?
How about her then?
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/WeekInPhotos/20061006/StephaniePowers_400.jpg
Looks a bit rough compared to when I was 7 and would have done!!
h.
Donkey - You have the right to remain silent.... what you lack is the ability!
One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!
well, I don't think we are even close, but who knows!
Got 1 hour of work left too, and then a 1.5hr drive home :(
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 17:23
Come on guys - I know I've been out of it for a while but I thought the post count would be higher. I don't want to have to pull an all nighter.
I'm having a kip till it gets a bit more interesting!!:lazy: :zzz: :yawn:
Estimates are that 80 percent of all nasal septums are off-center, a condition that is generally not noticed. A "deviated septum" occurs when the septum is severely shifted away from the midline. The most common symptom from a badly deviated or crooked septum is difficulty breathing through the nose. The symptoms are usually worse on one side, and sometimes actually occur on the side opposite the bend. In some cases the crooked septum can interfere with the drainage of the sinuses, resulting in repeated sinus infections.
Wow! I suffer terrible with my sinus's (sp?), I know drinking and smoking doesn't help :( but that might be the reason.
I know I should go and see a doctor for advice but do you know if it can be treated Dr Michael?
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
They should fill the attic with a load of helium ballons.. problem solved :innocent:
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Is that really true?? If it is, its funny, but amazing too!
The record number of male (human) orgasms in an hour is 16.
Boy his right arm must have been a blur
Wow! I suffer terrible with my sinus's (sp?), I know drinking and smoking doesn't help :( but that might be the reason.
I know I should go and see a doctor for advice but do you know if it can be treated Dr Michael?
I went to the docs with a mildly deviated septum last week, it can be treated or helped with sprays but the only proper fix is to hack away with sharp objects, fill your nose with sewn in plastic supports and then pack it with cotton wool... I opted for the spray :)
Google "Septoplasty"
An example:
Septoplasty is a surgical procedure performed entirely through the nostrils, accordingly, no bruising or external signs occur. The surgery might be combined with a rhinoplasty, in which case the external appearance of the nose is altered and swelling/bruising of the face is evident. Septoplasty may also be combined with sinus surgery.
The time required for the operation averages about one to one and a half hours, depending on the deviation. It can be done with a local or a general anesthetic, and is usually done on an outpatient basis. After the surgery, nasal packing is inserted to prevent excessive postoperative bleeding. During the surgery, badly deviated portions of the septum may be removed entirely, or they may be readjusted and reinserted into the nose.
If a deviated nasal septum is the sole cause for your chronic sinusitis, relief from this severe disorder will be achieved.
And if you haven't eaten yet click this:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Septoplasty&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
we are not even half way, i may give up
Blimey.
Where are you getting your facts Mawbs?
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 17:38
Gorillas are the largest living primates - the family of animals that includes monkeys, apes and humans. A mature male gorilla can be over 6 feet tall and weigh 300 to 500 pounds. He can spread his arms 8 feet across and is as strong as 4 to 8 strong men. Adult female gorillas are about half the size of the males.
A duck's quack doesn't echo
A duck's quack doesn't echo
I wanna know who got paid to do that research. Sounds like something I could do!
Whitesupraboy2
23-02-07, 17:40
in the 1500's
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..
A duck's quack doesn't echo
It does.
The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.
The most efficient heat exchanger known to man is an albatross legs (this principle explains why penguins don't get cold feet as someone asked here short ago and I could not spare the time to answer)
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and got on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said , "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"
why does it always turn into some kind of facts face-off with you lot?
why does it always turn into some kind of facts face-off with you lot?It doesn't, normally it just turns NWS. :)
:p BOO :innocent:
Cheers
Ian
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 17:45
Like humans, gorillas have two legs and two arms, 10 fingers and 10 toes, small ears on the side of the head, forward-looking eyes and 32 teeth. Unlike us, their arms are longer and more muscular than their legs, and their big toes look like thumbs. Their bodies are covered by thick dark hair, except on the face, chest, underarms, palms of the hands and soles of the feet. An adult male gorillas becomes a "silverback" at about age 15 when he is full grown and the hair on his back turns silvery-gray.
http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/Silverback.jpg
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
why does it always turn into some kind of facts face-off with you lot?
Shouldn't you be busy making Mike's dinner?
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes
Shouldn't you be busy making Mike's dinner?
Shouldn't you be writing down your wittiest quips before trying them out, only they're not that funny.
:) You cannot sneeze with your eyes open ! :rolleyes:
Cheers
Ian
:) You cannot sneeze with your eyes open ! :rolleyes:
Cheers
Ian
I've heard that some people can. I can't personally
I went to the docs with a mildly deviated septum last week, it can be treated or helped with sprays but the only proper fix is to hack away with sharp objects, fill your nose with sewn in plastic supports and then pack it with cotton wool... I opted for the spray :)
Ah from what I've just briefly read and seen I now know the cause :( I can fold most of my nose flat to my face due to it being broken and caught a couple of times during differences of opinions when I was young and very stupid :innocent: I imagine my nose is a right mess inside although it doesn't look too bad outside.
I really don't want to go through the hassle of the operation but it does look like the only sure way to cure it. Think I'll pop to the doctors and try the spray first, but I know he will tell me to stop smoking and drinking as that is when I suffer ten times worse :rolleyes:
Thank you Dr Michael :)
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 17:54
The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 17:55
Gorillas normally walk by putting their feet flat and walking on the knuckles of their hands. They can stand upright, but they don't do it very often. When they do, it is often to "chestslap." Gorillas do not beat their chests with their fists but with open cupped hands, making the familiar loud sound which can indicate aggression or excitement.
Q. What is blue and f**ks old age pensioners ?
A. Hypothermia.
SupraStar 3000
23-02-07, 17:57
Gorillas normally walk by putting their feet flat and walking on the knuckles of their hands. They can stand upright, but they don't do it very often. When they do, it is often to "chestslap." Gorillas do not beat their chests with their fists but with open cupped hands, making the familiar loud sound which can indicate aggression or excitement.
are you just copying and pasteing text from Gorilla.com :sly:
The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature
I hope that's not personal experience shining through :p
The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature
You seem to speak from experience :d
5pm, time to go home - maybe it will be at 1000 by the time I get there...
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 18:05
are you just copying and pasteing text from Gorilla.com :sly:
Busted! :run:
I made the effort to hotlink the picture from another site tho. ;)
toyotasuprauk
23-02-07, 18:06
Xxx
Dragonlady
23-02-07, 18:09
This must be a record for number of pages in one day!
Why the hell did I just sit here and beat my chest like a guerilla with cupped hands and then tried again with just slapping it to see if it sounded different :blink:
supra matt
23-02-07, 18:10
me to
Why the hell did I just sit here and beat my chest like a guerilla with cupped hands and then tried again with just slapping it to see if it sounded different :blink:
Are you alone? :rlol:
The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature
Hahaha now i thought you might have come up with that Ed ;)
Cheers
Ian
Are you alone? :rlol:
Luckily yes :)
Try it, it works with cupped hands! Just have to perfect my guerilla sounds now :d
Is that really what guerillas do? Wouldn't they keep giving themselves away by doing that? :rolleyes:
has someone won then??
Looooong way to go yet!
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 18:45
Susan Sarandon....would you?
http://www.actualite-de-stars.com/pics/bio/795.jpg
I'm a yes btw :thumbs:
woohoo im home from work. have i won yet?
downimpact
23-02-07, 18:46
:complain: :ecstatic: :complain:
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 18:48
Only 4 people viewing the thread. It was about 25 people for an hour or two after lunch. I hope it picks ups soon. :(
sarandon's boobs look great in that pic, never noticed before, may have to do some 'research'
This could take some time
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 18:55
Weird fact:
There are more people alive today than have ever died.
Blimey, not even 500 posts yet. I'll come back later.
Weird fact:
There are more people alive today than have ever died.
I like that fact.
Lukeyboy2k
23-02-07, 19:01
I like Guiness also. But more importantly do gorillas or even guerillas like guiness? :confused:
475's always been my lucky number...
Ok then 476 has...
do gorillas or even guerillas like guiness? :confused:
not sure, but i would fight them for it
I'll have to turn email notification off for this thread.
Bah no fair I have a 2 hour drive ahead of me now :P Good luck and gratz on winner :d
This is taking a while. To stay in or not tonight in the offchance of victory :confused:
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 19:09
http://www.brynosaurus.com/funny/bush/Oil.jpg
this ones gona go on for a bit!
johnnyknox
23-02-07, 19:17
http://www.brynosaurus.com/funny/bush/Vatican.jpg
Walking the fine line between Pagan, and Christian
Overhaulin'
Adrienne Janic or Courtney Hansen?
http://www.adriennejanic.com
http://www.courtneyhansen.com
Courtney is a bit more "hands on" and seems to be a car enthusiast, Adrienne seems to be scripted eye candy...
They both appear to be beautiful women.
Overhaulin'
Adrienne Janic or Courtney Hansen?
http://www.adriennejanic.com
http://www.courtneyhansen.com
Courtney is a bit more "hands on" and seems to be a car enthusiast, Adrienne seems to be scripted eye candy...
Both worth a squirt if you ask me.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
And would it be the same for a BPU woodchuck?
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